my name is paloma. i am really only 7 years old, but i had to ask my roommate, lauren to make my profile, because apparently myspace neglected to remember that species alternative to humans also like to socialize over the net. i mean come on, according to the demeaning, and frankly, offensive aging "system" that humans have assigned canines (dog years.... eww i hate even typing it...) i am already 49 years old. 49? and i'm not allowed to have my own myspace just because a five year old kid might get accosted by an online predator?come on now. i mean, i'm a modern girl, and i can understand the logistics of having an age limit for online blogging or what have you, but isn't it a tad bit discrimanatory to assume that just because i have intelligent thoughts and can type on a computer that i'm a human???? oh well. anyways, i'm 5 years old, i like walks, stuffed toys and canned food. i also give really great kisses.
I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
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