my name is chris. i sling coffee for a huge corporation that owns you, me, and my dog. i am too intelligent to not be a little crazy, and too analytical to not know what you're up to.
i'm usually up to something myself.
i like hot girls and whiskey. i love my dog, gui- also known as mr. squish- the cutest bastard on earth. i can't wait for bush to go down like a little bitch. i'm a workaholic and control freak. i have an obsession with music and use it as a vise at all times. i have no idea what's going on, but i'm pretty sure it's bad. i don't know where i'm going, but my future is so bright my retinas are on fire. i have probably psychoanalized your mom, your sister, or your girlfriend at some point in the past- or may be currently doing so.if you know how to have a good time, and you are not completely fucking crazy and/or delusional or uneducated and senseless, talk to me.
getting in to peavlerville will be based on how hot you are and your liking of pina colada's and/or getting caught in the rain. if you have a big brain and you're hot you're pretty much in. let's discuss the failure of the world and the beginning of the end.
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You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab.
And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician.
But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker!
"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute."
The Muppet Personality Test You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab.
And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician.
But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker!
"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute."
The Muppet Personality Test
