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WTF?!

Reveal thineself to me... O' bear thy naked soul..

About Me

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently..."
"The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments...."
"Morality is herd instinct in the individual..."
- Nietzsche
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"cute rots the brain" - unknown
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- "The worst thing they ever taught you to do was read"
- My father in reference to me
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"Here lies Rob, and he's bloody annoyed"
- Steph
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I tend to be quiet, but not out of choice. I think entirely too much, too deeply. I consider subjects that most other people don't really care about. I have nihilistic opinions, although I dislike being of that mindset. I consider myself a realist, not a pessimist, nor optimist. I might seem like an entirely different person, from that of my online presence, while in person.
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I never ever EVER talk to people that might in the slightest make an ass of themselves for my amusement or strike up a conversation about well.... anything. I mean, come on?.. I can PAY someone to do that for me when I'm rich because I put all my time and effort into as few friends as possible so I can make as much money as possible. Get the clever implication here? Never encourage me, I might actually talk to you like a human being.
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I don't have opinions anymore.
I have boredom and bad fights. Purposelessness. Spiritualessness. Reality.
Opinions are hope. Hope is dangerous. Opinions are thus dangerous, to you, to me, to everyone else. Instead, immerse yourself in consumption, sexcrete consumable products ( that's right sex it baby ), and indenture your desire.
- Slob
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Roughly:
Colonialism - Militarization = Corporation.
Communist State - Military = Business.
- My common sense
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When Alexander's sarcophagus was brought from it's shrine, Augustus gazed at the body, then laid a crown of gold on it's glass case and scatterd some flowers to pay his respects. When they asked if he would like to see Ptolemy too, "I wished to see a king", he replied, "I did not wish to see corpses"
- Suetonius, Life of Augustus, 18.1
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My Interests

..angst, archaic warfare, atilla the hun, avarice, bad ideas, baseball, bibles, canabalism, cartoons, cheap beer, chemical warfare, christopher walken, death, decadence, dictatorship, dogma, dritch, epitaphs, frank frazetta, free sex, genghis khan, greed, hannibal, hate, imagination, iron maiden, justice, leiber al, lies, lust, mercenaries, metal, middle ages, military history, mumra, pain, philosophy, physics, poetry, porn, pride, psychology, rage, religion, rome, rude awakenings, sacrifice, salamein, sci-fi, scripture, shakespere, sin, slayer, smut, steve vai, strippers, the buffalo, the three kingdoms era, thelema, torture, total global domination, veit-nam, vengeance, wwii

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


100%

agnosticism


92%

Buddhism


83%

atheism


71%

Paganism


42%

Christianity


33%

Islam


33%

Judaism


17%

Hinduism


8%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Wow - right on the money... I've always considered my personal outlooks parallel to those of Satanist's. However, I proscribe the statement therein: you don't actually have to believe in Satan. It's not that you wouldn't actually have to. When a Satanist, you simply would not believe that a 'Satan', or for that matter, that any existential supernatural evil comparative to Satan, subsists off suffering in some dark abcess coercing humanity to sin.
If you're reading this mind you that I consider myself unbigotted in matters of theosophy and belief. If you're in opposition to me I'd love to hear it. If you're a friend of mine I want to hear it definately. Just do so with some intelligence and humor and be prepared to go a round or two with me. Beleifs are a serious matter, but they are also closest to our centres' of humility.

"I'm a little tea pot Short and stout Here is my handle Here is my spout When I get all steamed up Hear me shout Tip me over and pour me out!"

I'd like to meet:

On a not so serious day:

Your MILF.

On a serious day:

Those unfettered by pop culture trend. Think, god damnit, think! Use effort. Effort, yanno? That thing you're NOT engrossing yourself in by not questioning established practice and ritual? That thing you're not familiar with by not cutting into the meat of this paragraph to understand it? You CAN do it. Let's get on the spaceships! Let's advance ourselves damnit.

Who I hate:

People offended by any particular word. People offended by sarcasm. Women who use the word bitch, and black people who use the word 'nigga', way too often - Will you hear me call myself an asshole or a cracker? No, I let you do that for me.To further this, if you're a band looking to promote yourselves, I do want your friend requests and I want to listen to your music. When I say 'band' I mean 'rock/metal/punk band', not singular recording artists with a good voice ( do you know how many good voices I've heard?... ), nor do I mean any seemingly grunge core googily-eyed-lets-be-like-Creed-and-get-on-MTV wannbes riding the current culture trend into two hit stardom. If you're the aforementioned 'un-band', I don't want your crap.If you're an 'aspiring actress/model/starlet', if and only if you've read this paragraph will I add you or help promote you. If I wanted pornograpy or pictures of beautiful women, I have an endless resource on the net. If you're small time make some friends by becoming interested in them, LIKE ME, and they'll certainly promote you. If you're on this earth simply to promote yourself and leech off of my wallet or person in any form, I don't give a rat's ass about you - you're just another hapless member of the proletariat. I know of one site alone that houses 15 different galleries a piece of every last one of my favorite nudes that I can look at for free, and you think I want to look at you? Get in a vivid video, or develop an actual intrest in me, and you might capture my attentions.

Music:

Symphony, Blues, Jazz - I generally just listen and like, no big fan of any particular artist or piece.

Classic Metal and Rock - Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Janis Joplin, Jimmy Hendrix, The Doors, Cream, Budgie, Deep Purple, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Rush

Classic Punk - The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Verbal Abuse, Black Flag, Minor Threat

Metal Generia and Hardcore - Corrosion of Conformity, Soulfly, Sepultura, Iced Earth, GWAR!, |m/ Up the Irons motherfucker! |m/

Thrash - Slayer, Metallica, Anthrax, Venom, Testament, Nuclear Assault

I even like some Black and Death Metal - Opeth, Samael, Death, Malevolent Creation

I also like Steve Vai, Eric Johnson, Yngwie Malmsteen, and several other guitarists known for their solo work

and I've recenty discovered ... pop music... for some reason it keeps me happy.. ( ? )

Movies:

Lets see...

Full Metal Jacket, John Carpenter films, Awakenings, Shawshank Redemption, Fictional historical war flicks, Trading Places, Spaghetti Westerns with Clint Eastwood and simply-named characters like "the Mexican" and "The man with no name"... stuff like that...

And who can't like Run Ronnie Run?

Television:

Adult Swim, anything Seth MacFarlane and the History Channel, with some occasional CNN on the side.

Books:

Currently I'm reading about half a dozen different books. 'The Journeyer', The Divine Comedy, two different books by Swami Vivikenanda, A compilation of the basic writings of Aristotle, ect...

Heroes:







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My Blog

500 year old japanese sword

Hey, thought I might ask since this is on my mind, but do you know anyone that can translate 500 year old Japanese? I'm trying to translate the markings on a sword hilt for my next door neighboor. He ...
Posted by WTF?! on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:19:00 PST

HAH HAH! ANALYZE THIS, FUCKER!

..> Psychoanalyze Yourself Don't read ahead, just answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means at the end. (No cheating! )1. You are ...
Posted by WTF?! on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:22:00 PST

Some guy named John, but not Johnny Dingo, said....

- "Hey, how are you? You don't know me, but I just have a simple question for you. If you died today, do you know where you would spend eternity? If you are not sure, then call on the name of Jesus Ch...
Posted by WTF?! on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 08:39:00 PST

Ive come to realize that...

1. I've come to realize that, my ex(s):Are all yet-to-be-certified lunatics. Quite often one must look at himself and query: "Was any of this my doing?" In every situation, I most certainly acted up. ...
Posted by WTF?! on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 11:43:00 PST

Almost done!..

I haven't very far to go in finishing the outside of the house. Just a few more projects! Back porch, driveway island and placing foilage in the planters! Then I can actually have a party here! YES!...
Posted by WTF?! on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:36:00 PST

"How old were you when"

"How old were you when" 1. Fell in love the first time - 18 2. Got a myspace account - 28 3. Got drunk - 17, gooble gobble, motherfucker 4. Smoked weed - 16, I used to go over to Leslie's and get high...
Posted by WTF?! on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:00:00 PST

You tell me where I can go, and I betcha I’ll see ya there...

So my co-worker on first shift has been getting irritated with me. I appreciate that he makes his irritation known. Example 1: Recently our department was responsible for an upgrade of a number of har...
Posted by WTF?! on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:07:00 PST

Quotes..

Some simple quotes I remembered from friends.. I think I'll start catalouging them, because I thought they we're frickin great at the time. Here's a few I remembered today. "Slob, you've taken megalom...
Posted by WTF?! on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:12:00 PST

Unethical mortgager

Welp.. I think I may have dodged the foreclosure bullet. I paid off the mortgager what I owed them plus the 1300 in attorneys fees that I didn't have. I wonder how much that McCurdy & Ch...
Posted by WTF?! on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 07:06:00 PST

Dragon Style Kung Fu - The four rules

Focus to train and condition the body. One must not have any act of laziness. Be righteous and uphold your honor. One must not have any act of hypocrisy. Respect your parents, honor your teacher. O...
Posted by WTF?! on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:24:00 PST