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About Me

I :am a borderline workaholic; talk far too much, spend all my free time self indulgently wasting money on and using art supplies to create "masterpieces", that will, inevitably, be thrown away; like to watch; eat; SLEEP; screw (a)up (b) over (c) all night/day long; whine; wine; attempt general fitness giudelines (but usually fail miserably); have an trouble with "grey"; "want to lock Counting Crows in my closet and make them play for me while I figure out what I'm wearing in the morning"; am overly sensitive; am insenstive; am selfish; am selfless; am willfull, stubborn, and crude; am introspective and extroverted; am available by appointment only for further questioning.
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My Interests

books, art, sexy things, hair, horses, my f*cking family, consulation prizes, poetry, babies that aren't mine, dressing up to go anywhere, playing in the dirt, thought provoking film, the history channel, event planning, music, falling with as little injury as possible.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I got The Fugees and Shania Twain in the same purchase.

Movies:

okay. Top 10---- in NO particular oder:Empire Records.Hedwig and the Angry Inch.What Dreams May Come.Legend.Dark Crystal.Drop Dead Gorgeous.Amelie.Garden State.Kalifornia.In the Mouth of Madness.Life as a House.IRAQ FOR SALE....ummm... ok. Top 12

Television:

All that History channel stuff; Weeds, L WORD (and all the other showtime experiences)random shorts and documentaries ...on-demand is the shit.

Books:

OHHHHHHHHHHH...When God Was a Woman. All Anne Rice smut. All V.C. Andrews smut (going BACK, I KNOW!!). The De Vinci Code. Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club; Diary; Choke). Pet Semetary. Celestine Prophecy. Jill Soloway's 'Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants'

Heroes:

Scarlet O'Hara; my grandfather; my grandmother; people that can do what I can't (e.g., operate on brains, save people from fires, or wait tables).

My Blog

Lesbian Chic

Yes. The two words SHOULD be used in the same sentence. Often, if you please. But before we can even broach the subject of fashion, I feel as though we should do a little remedial study on the ...
Posted by Andi on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST

the unavoidable compromises I have witnessed in my impending old age

forgive me my melodramatic musings, but I went to the first AUTHINTIC spiritual service I've been to in quite a while, sat in on an AA meeting, and have been with out a radio in Big Pu...
Posted by Andi on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:58:00 PST

stoopid city

So... I get this letter from the City of Los Angeles last week, citing me for puting up flyers on light poles. Last September. More over, they have "investigated" this matter and after removing 23 of...
Posted by Andi on Sun, 21 May 2006 10:37:00 PST

Critter got a haircut.

No one around here is safe. No one. ...
Posted by Andi on Sun, 21 May 2006 07:31:00 PST

Better 'n Peanut Butter

An open letter to the manufacturer: To Whom It May Concern: I have always been a peanut butter nut-- and as a healthier subsitute for a late night sweet-tooth (....or anytime, really) I have tr...
Posted by Andi on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:22:00 PST

GEO-GRAPHICAL RESTRICTIONS ON FOOT FASHION

So it makes sense that clearly one would not wear sexy-wrap-around/Greek-goddess sandals for a short and polite visit to, say, Alaska. Sure. What one does not consider is the double standard beh...
Posted by Andi on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 05:40:00 PST