Liv

For starters:I am passionate about avocados. I don't like the volume of things to be set on prime numbers. My face gives everything away; I don't know why people can't figure me out. I always wish on eyelashes. John Denver makes me cry. I'm a hopeless romantic. Incorrect grammar, spelling, and word usage makes me seethe. I love logical, rational thought, but I like throwing it to the wind more. I'm a raging Feminist, but even I sometimes hate women. Diet Coke is a panacea for hangovers. The nail on my right pinkie finger is my favorite part of my body. I feel the following words should never be used in conversation unless one is trying to be salacious: erect, moist, stiff, pulsing, slough, thrust, penetrate. I groove to horrible eighties music when life is bleak. I listen to musicals voluntarily. The delicious polyunsaturated fats and omega-3 fatty acids in salmon make me insanely happy. I'm a bleeding-heart liberal. I binge on poetry. Pink has been and always will be my favorite color. I believe in population control. Some of the greatest joys in life can be found in a Macintosh apple or a muffin. I'm intimidated by computers. I memorize things on accident. I'm very self-conscious of my eyebrows. I apply lipgloss when I am nervous. Sterling roses are the most beautiful flowers in the world. I'm afraid of escalators and peaches. I perpetually watch (and sometimes judge) people moving. Wearing underwear is a luxury. I don't have a good laugh. I use my dictionary and thesaurus far more than is healthy. Farts are hilarious. I miss sitting on laps, but due to my exceedingly prominent ischeum, me on your lap is less than palatable.I believe very strongly in the power of kiwi as a natural laxative. I can't fall asleep without reading first. I have a list of songs that would be compromising but fun if some people figured out. I take great pleasure in paying for things in exact change. I love hugs and don't get enough of them.That's me in the proverbial nutshell.The end.