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Ken

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WHATS UP Everyone. Yes yes yes I know I've been off the net for a while and I've negeleted a few good peeps. I had to take care of some business (ie, work, bills, car, exs, ya know life stuff. Stuff that I don't need to tell every freaking person I meet). So now that my "business" is rolling better I'll be back on a little more.
So the 1st thing I need to do is change the look of my page. 2nd - Clean out some of my old blah blah blah blah. Even my crap gets old and its time to clean up. 3rd - Give a shout out to a few peeps out there. Theres a few lost friends out there that I need to find. 4th - Clean out my friends list. I see no reason to keep a bunch of contacts around that I never talk too or just because the chick has a hot arse. mmmm mmmm well now that I think about it maybe I'll keep a few hot arse chicks around for show for a while. So if ya keep checking in from time to time you will probably see or read something new. To my net friends say hello let me know if you are still out there. Later Ken
my thing I have to do is change the look of my page. Hello, Hey and What’s up to all my current friends, hommies, future friends, acquaintances, the CREW and people just stopping by to check out my page. If ya don’t already know me, I’m K. E. N.
I was born and raised in great city of CHICAGO, the windy city baby.
Chicago has dish pizza mmmmmm, Harold’s Chicken, Leons, Bar-B-Qing in the winter, Lake Shore Drive, live jazz concerts in Grant Park, Taste of Chicago, South Side & North Side yeah yeaha. Oh I can go on talking about Chicago but I’ll stop there for now.
What else should I say? mmmm Oh I was born under the sign
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Chicago is and will always be my home town but for now I'm making Miami my home. Sure there are some draw backs living on South Beach and theres alot of what I call “PLASTIC” people on the beach but I like to think about the positive side. Negative thoughts can give me ugly wrinkles and I wanna stay a handsome mofo' for as long as I can :-)
This statement is 100% true and what I'm trying to live by.
I’m a night owl and don’t sleep much. So on any given night I could be up late chilling on the beach, watching tv, a dvd, out at the movies, playing X-Box (yeah I'm a big kid so what), riding my bike up and down south beach for a late night workout (gotta stay fit) or I can be out & about partying on the beach solo or out somewhere with my crew.
Oh and I have two old arse cats. "Psycho" yes I named my cat Psycho, is a 14 years male and "Brain" is about a 12 year old female. Yes, I’ve heard every freaking joke, comment and wise crack about men who own cats, but these creatures been with me since I got my first apt in Chicago. I have no idea how long cats live but I've had them longer than I was married and they have been around longer than most of my friends, so if you got issues with felines then we have issues, its that simple. Plus Psycho will scratch your eyes out if you piss him off. a "
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My Interests

My #1 main interest is my career. I'm the Office Manager for a title insurance company and I'm also the only male in the office with 7 latin women. My days are never boring with all the women I work with plus this job have given me deeper insite on women.that

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OK HERE IS THE BASIC STUFF YOU ALL WANT TO KNOW
Name: Ken
Birthday: March 7th
Birthplace: Chicago baby, the Windy City
Current Location: South Beach Miami
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black but but I keep it shaved bald
Height: 6 feet even
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Black
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black shoes
Your Weakness: I'm a sucker for a nice arse in some tight white pants
Your Fears: Middle class American suburban white teens
Your Perfect Pizza: CHICAGO STYLE MEAT LOVERS DEEP DISH PIZZA
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Balance my check book :-0
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wheres my pants?
Your Best Physical Feature: Been told I have a nice smile, arse and shoulders
Your Bedtime: Unknown I don't sleep much
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite, Level vodka and splash of pineapple juice
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Both, I don't care how we mix it up
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: French Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Must have my morning coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes mmmm smoke what exactly?
Do you Swear: Fcuk yeah I slip sometimes
Do you Sing: Can't hold a tone to save my life.
Do you Shower Daily: duh
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there -- did that
Do you want to get Married: Arrrgh again? Only if she has everything that want in a woman
Do you believe in yourself: Hell Yes I'm the man
Favorite sexual position: Doggie or Monkey style
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course, I'm a handsome mofo'
Are you a Health Freak: No but I at least try to eat right
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, having sex during a hard thunderstorm is hot
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: LOL I'm drunk now
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, mmmmm smoke what exactly?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No - Weed is considered a herb not a drug LOL
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hate the mall
What is your favorite type of movie: Luv a good horror or thriller movie
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, but sushi is just bait for bigger fish
In the past month have you Masterbated: Duh my best friend is nicknamed Mighty Righty
In the past month have you been Dumped: Don't you actually have to be dating someone to get dumped?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Have you ever been drunk: Let me think mmmmm YES Duh
Ever been called a Tease: Yes sometimes when I'm dancing
Ever been Beaten up: Won a few and lost a few growing up in Chicago
Ever Shoplifted: Once, got caught, pops beat my arse good, never did it again.
How do you want to Die: Cumming and going baby
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: President of the US
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
What is your Favourite Eye Color: Varies Blue, Green or Brown
What is your Favourite Hair Color: Jet Black
Do you perfer Short or Long Hair: Long hair is sexy - Short hair is cute
What is you perfered height for a lady: Doesn't matter
What is your perferred weight for a lady: Fit,not to skinny w/ a little meat on her bones
Best Clothing Style: Relaxed and comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: None - Didn't I say already weed is considered an herb
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: Non but that is about to change soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None, my past experiences good and bad are what makes me who I am today

- or - Ken --
[noun]:

An oral sex master

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?'


I'd like to meet:

I enjoy living on the beach but are there any real "LADIES" (not chicks, dames, hoochies, skanks, hoes, fakes, biatches or gold diggers) that can shake like this in Miami that wants to hang out?
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If people got off their arse they would find that Miami has more to offer than just night clubs and that there are some, not many but some cool peeps around. Life is to short to be lonely, so if ya the socialable type like me, lets chat, get together or send smoke signals about past experiences and/or make so new ones.

I give my support for single moms out there.

I'm not on Myspace to find my next ex-wife. I'm just looking for a real semi-normal companion that gives off good vibes. If it leads to something special all the better. So if ya divorced (been there), a stripper (did that), latino, asian, black, white, green (well maybe if you're green), a single mommie (I don't have any kids that I know of) and want to chat or do something come on out, but please have a sense of humor. If a joke is funny even if its about you – then laugh.

We can pass e-mails back and forth, sit up all night with a good bottle of vodka and red bull getting totally shit faced while watching a horror movie or some kick arse anime, chill at a cafe on Lincoln Road, go to Purdy Lounge to shoot some pool, smoke a blunt on the beach or hit a night club. If you have a bike, know how to play X-Box, dominos, chess, spades, poker, shoot pool or can bowl I’ll give you get 10 extra bonus points. I’m a huge FOOTBALL fan, hell yeah baby, Go BEARS. So if you like football I’ll give you get 50 extra bonus points

I know before I lose my teeth and need adult diapers that I’m going to meet the perfect lady. That *ONE* that I'll grow old and gray with and have 2.5 kids, live in a big corner house, with a dog and a white picket fence. But I'm not going to sit around with my thumb up my arse waiting for Fed-Ex to deliver her to my front door.

K Kind
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N Naughty
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You Are an Appletini
Most of the time, you're a typical party guy. But when you get super sauced, you really turn up your sex appeal. What Mixed Drink Are You? KEN'S WORDS - I don't 100% agree with this drink. I am a true vodka drinker but an Apple Martini NOT. However I do agree what it says about me. This little quiz is really spooky and close to being true. How they do that?

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Add to My Profile | More Videos Personally I believe the majority of the music today SUCKS ARSE. However I do listen to just about everything and anything from 50 Cents, the late great Bob Marley, Prodigy, old school Chicago House music, Nine Inch Nails, R&B, Techno, Luther Vandross, Snoop Dogg, Hed Kandi beach house club cds, Portishead, Reggae, Sade, Tupac, Common, Socca and on. The only music I can't take is Country music. Sorry you country fans out there but I just can't take that twang it hurt my ears.

Movies:

I luv a good horror movie. Squirting blood and guts are ok, but if a movie can actually make me jump in my seat then I'm having a good time.

Television:

Football enough said ;-) - Oh and I'm a 24 junkie. Watching Jack get out of the impossible is just fun to watch.

Books:

Why lie, I'm not a big reader.

My Blog

Be careful what you tell your kids

Thanksgiving morning a young boy named "Billy" hears his mom calling his dad a "bastard"and then he hears his dad calling his mom a "bitch"and billy goes to his mom and says "mom, what's a b...
Posted by Ken on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:50:00 PST

A Few Good Men

A Few Good Men Good Men are indeed all around us. We pass them on the streets, in the malls, and at work. Most we can't see because we don't know what a good man really looks like. He usually isn't...
Posted by Ken on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:02:00 PST

Just another weekend

Actually my past weekend started on Thursday night when my friend Cinnamon called and got me out the house and to walk down to the Press Room for a few drinks.  It turned out that it was the Pres...
Posted by Ken on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:59:00 PST

Basic rules for driving in Miami

1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Miami driver never uses them. 2. Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space wi...
Posted by Ken on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:06:00 PST

Dased and confused

This blog is going to get me shot but what the fcuk someone has to say it.  Its my personal observation that the majority of women NOT ALL of them are NUTS and have no freaking idea what they wan...
Posted by Ken on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:25:00 PST

Just another weekend in the life of Ken

(Now there are suppose to be two pics attached to this story but MySpace won't include them.  Sorry about that)Friday right after work I went to Novecento for happy hour with the fellas.  It...
Posted by Ken on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 02:29:00 PST

Husband Store

A Store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit...
Posted by Ken on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:13:00 PST

Over 30

IF you are approaching 30, are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were...
Posted by Ken on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:00:00 PST

Cure for the common wife :-)

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis...
Posted by Ken on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:39:00 PST

CIA Job Opening

CIA JOB OPENING:     The CIA had an opening for an assassin.  After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman &n...
Posted by Ken on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 02:02:00 PST