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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dan, Danimal, TPD
Birthday: Octubre duce cinco
Birthplace: Park Ridge, ILL
Current Location: Grand Haven Michigan, in the Trailor of Dreams
Eye Color: Blue like the sky
Hair Color: Blondie
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Most activites are performed righty, But you got use left and switch it up.
Your Heritage: 50% Polish, 50% Slovak, 93% Pure Ecstacy
The Shoes You Wore Today: Moms high heels
Your Weakness: Cute girls who appear to be nice...
Your Fears: ...but then turn out to be nothing but mindless, souless, WHORES.
Your Perfect Pizza: A lilttle bacon, a lotta cheese, and a pinch of love.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A special physical activity partner.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: YSGOYCACHOWM - You should get off your computer and come hang out with me. I say that all the time.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn! Alone again!
Your Best Physical Feature: My left index finger, but my pancreas is a close second.
Your Bedtime: When i get tired, which is never, because i never let the H wear off.
Your Most Missed Memory: Being all hopped up on the sauce and driving my ferrari 156mph in a school zone.
Pepsi or Coke: Miller light.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: Single, unless its a group of girls. But thats never happend yet.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: whatev
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirly cones
Cappuccino or Coffee: French Vanilla, but only when i need to wake up for something super early, or drive 3543643 miles at once.
Do you Smoke: Cancer is soooo trendy right now. No.
Do you Swear: Sometimes in heated passionate coitus (that means fucking)
Do you Sing: In the car, in the shower, maybe whilest you sleep next to me.
Do you Shower Daily: Annually
Have you Been in Love: I love my mom.
Do you want to go to College: Im in it, well im not IN it, but i go to it, well i dont go to it, i go into it, well not actually into it. Heck i dunno how to say it, but i do some sort of engineering at GVSU.
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: 60% of the time, i do all the time.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I eat motion sickness, then get on a roller-coaster.
Do you think you are Attractive: Shit, look at me.
Are you a Health Freak: Well since i got HIV and the Clap, i guess not. I jog sometimes, but that doesnt seem to help.
Do you get along with your Parents: Famously
Do you like Thunderstorms: No. I LOVE them.
Do you play an Instrument: 6 and 12 string guitar, your mom.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, i sipped it casually till i passed out.
In the past month have you Smoked: Only crack rocks, and the BIG ones.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: See above. Or below. Maybe behind you?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Maybe.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: maybe again.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no. Chewy chips ahoy all the way.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I ate something that smelled like fish once, but that was different.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only my webcam porno shoots.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes maam, thats why i have a boat.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Young girls hearts.
Ever been Drunk: See above.
Ever been called a Tease: never
Ever been Beaten up: Shit no. I'm TPD
Ever Shoplifted: Stealing is not cool, unless it is the aforementioned young girls hearts.
How do you want to Die: I figure when im like 95, ill rent a lambo and drive 185mph down the road till i hit something. Thats the way to go.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: even more awesome than now.
What country would you most like to Visit: America.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: white, with a small black dot. Any surrounding color doesnt matter. Both eyes is a plus.
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde or brown.
Short or Long Hair: Longer than mine
Height: Shorter than Ming.
Weight: Less is more.
Best Clothing Style: Lack thereof, if thats not an option, then just something that looks good. Im not hard to please.
Number of Drugs I have taken: at least 7
Number of CDs I own: more than a milipede has legs.
Number of Piercings: Actually just got one in my cartilage.
Number of Tattoos: Nada
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't have enough fingers and toes.
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