About Me

"The web she weaves, is plated in lies"
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The name's John, or Johnny, depending on how long you've known me.
I play bass in Homicidal Threat, and sweat a lot when I do it.
I love to learn.
I plan on learning Russian this year, hopefully followed by other languages.
I'm full of useless little facts that I'll randomly throw into conversation.
I have a few tattoos, and plan on eventually being fully sleeved and more.
I'm bad at keeping in touch, so if you fall victim to this, try not to be too offended.
I can come off kinda harsh sometimes, but it's just because I'm honest. So take it or leave it. Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane.
My AIM, should you be interested, is DoubleBassElegy.

LOVE

Loud Music
Sideshows
Zombies in Movies/TV
Machetes/Combat Knives/Trench Spikes, etc.
Lowbrow Art
Art in General
White Russians (Both Kinds)
Good Horror Movies
Cheesy Horror Movies
Milla Jovovich
Redheads
Tattoos
Piercings
Originality
Interesting Hair
Scabs
Doc Martens(With Regular Laces.)
Money
Friends Who Know How To Be Friends
Scarlett Johansson

HATE

Lies, and Liars. Also, People Who "Tell You What You Want To Hear."
People Who Talk In Movie Theaters
Rednecks
When People Talk To Me When I'm Trying To Listen To Music
Interruptions in General
Zombies in Real Life (I Kill Them.)
The Fact That I Have To Sleep
Emo Bashers (Yeah, it can get annoying, but get over yourself, you macho asshole fuck.)
People Who Blame Myspace For Their Problems. (You caused it. Myspace is just the messenger.)
When someone says something I dont understand, I say "What?" and they say "Nothing."
People Who Shoot The Messenger
The Fact That Life Revolves Around Money
Extremely Picky People/Whiners
Uppity Vegans
Uppity Christians
Cleaning
Vomiting Blood

My Interests

Time-Space, Quantum Physics, Biogenetic Engineering, Super Powers (like real ones that could actually happen. For example, the human skin cell has the ability to reproduce [split] about once every 24 hours. A bacterium reproduces once every 20 minutes. If we could [which we can] take the reproduction gene from that bacterium, place it in a human, and have that gene triggered by injury, the human posessing this trait would have a Wolverine-like healing ability. Wounds would heal 72 times faster! Obviously, the reason the gene would have to be triggered by injury is because if it were just active all the time, we would also die 72 times faster, which would not be cool. However, the whole principle of the thing and that it actually would be possible, is extremely interesting and stimulating to me. I would really like to see this in action.), Blackholes, Aliens (I'm not hardcore "the truth is out there", just interested in knowing), and the unknown in general. I like to find out about what I don't already know. I have an insatiable hunger for knowledge.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can stimulate me enough to draw the real me out.
Someone whose mind is not convoluted by the gossip of the moment.
Someone with whom I can just sit and enjoy the silence
Deeper thinkers.
People who understand that life isn't about what kind of car you drive, how much money you make, or what color your skin, hair, or clothes are.
College kids who don't wear scarves and square-rimmed glasses, but perhaps that's asking too much.
Actors. Lots and lots of actors.
Interesting people in my area with brains in their skulls.
People interested in film and music.
Scarlett.
Rose.
Milla.
Dita.
Kari.

Hayley

Movies:

...and many more to come. This page under construction.

Books:

My Bible:

Heroes:

Max.Dane.George.Jason.Christopher.John.Jon.Bruce.Lux.Larry.O tep.Kim.Ozzy.Quinton.Carl.Dirtfoot.Edward.Kathy.

My Blog

Hardcore Dancing: An Essay

Watch this. It's long, but it is so worth it. This post-screamo, pseudo grindcore technical breakdown bullshit is not hardcore, and neither are 90% of its flat-brim baseball cap w...
Posted by Johnny Crime Scene on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:57:00 PST

You Know Whats Really Fucking Sad?

The fact that you can never really tell if you have things in common with certain people. Do they like this too? Or do they pretend to, or force themselves to like it because they think "i...
Posted by Johnny Crime Scene on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:10:00 PST

To Quote Alice Cooper,

I can't get a girl'cause I ain't got a car I can't get a car'cause I ain't got a job I can't get a job'cause I ain't got a car So I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car Don't you know where you a...
Posted by Johnny Crime Scene on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:38:00 PST

Concrete Jungle

I long for the city. I want to stumble out of a club at 3:00 AM, hop on the subway, get off downtown and grab a slice of pizza - 'cause you know they'd still be open. And&n...
Posted by Johnny Crime Scene on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:51:00 PST

A Mountain Out of a Phone Call.

Tonight I went for a drive. At around two o'clock, I drove to the mall parking lot, where my cell phone actually gets reception, to make a call. I parked in a random, somewhat centra...
Posted by Johnny Crime Scene on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:10:00 PST

Abort! Abort!

I just read this bullshit bulletin someone posted in hopes of changing people's minds about abortion. You know. "It's murder." "Be responsible" "Why don't you love me, mommy? I want to liv...
Posted by Johnny Crime Scene on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 03:37:00 PST

Waiting...

Everyone says I have so much potential, and I believe that, but unfortunately, potential doesn't pay the bills. If there's one thing I hate more than knowing I can't have something I want, it's knowin...
Posted by Johnny Crime Scene on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:24:00 PST

Introspection...

...sure is a bitch. For two years now, though it seems far longer, I've been fighting to regain what I lost, which is the ability to be completely open and honest with A. myself, and B. ev...
Posted by Johnny Crime Scene on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:17:00 PST

Home Before Sunset

I recently got my schedule at Wal-Mart changed to day shift. Basically what I do now is stock anything the overnighters didn't (in all departments), help customers that randomly ask me for assis...
Posted by Johnny Crime Scene on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:25:00 PST

Warming up In the Library.

Ever notice how the mouse sensitivity on library computers is so ridiculously high that the cursor zips all the way across the screen if you move the mouse so much as a quarter of an inch? I won...
Posted by Johnny Crime Scene on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:03:00 PST