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Rachel Fantastic

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About Me

PHENOMENAL WOMAN
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care.
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
-Maya Angelou
I'm more sky than sea...---It is necessary for a prince wishing to hold his own to know how to do wrong, and to make use of it or not according to necessity.
"Remember to breathe, that's the secret to life.... don't forget to breathe"- JFishel
"He gave her a look you could've poured on a waffle"-Ring Lardner (writer)
"Sex is first of all a very visual thing. A man walks through the door and I think, yes I would, no I wouldn't. And any woman who says she doesn't think that way, at least for a second, is a liar."- Soraya Khasshoggi (wife of arms dealer Adnan Khasshoggi)****
"I am worthy because I exist"
So... I am an actress by trade- that's what it says on my diploma more or less- and am an avid USC TROJAN football fan!
TAURUS~ Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Outstanding kisser.
decision to kiss
"The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender."-Emil Ludwig

My Interests

"When you think life can't be more fucked up, the universe has a way of bending you over"- RKaber 3/6/06 my awesome friend Ryan has this on her site:I love to read- magazines, books especially horror or psychological thrillers, go to Vegas, football games, and I'd love to learn about basketball and football. I love dancing, and poetry, and opera,and of course ROCK N ROLL, and I believe that music frees the soul.

I'd like to meet:


Music:


Learning to fly--- But I ain't got wings...shoot for the moon, if you miss, you still land among the stars...
Drift Away Dobi Gray, Grateful Dead
Day after day I'm more confused Yet I look for the light Through the pourin' rain You know that's a game that I hate to lose And I'm feeling the strain Ain't it a shameOh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul I want to get lost in your rock and roll And drift away [repeat]Beginning to think that I'm wasting time I don't understand the things I do The world outside looks so unkind Now I'm counting on you To carry me throughOh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul I want to get lost in your rock and roll And drift away [repeat]And when my mind is free You know a melody can move me And when I'm feeling blue The guitar's coming through to soothe meThanks for the joy that you're given me I want you to know I believe in your song Your rythm and rhyme and harmony You've helped me along Makin' me strongOh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul I want to get lost in your rock and roll And drift away [repeat] Na, na, now won't ya Won't ya take, oh ha ..take me(Dobie Gray) U2 definately- Seether- Sting- My Chemical Romance- Killers- The Smiths- The Doors- Breathe (a local band in Canada you should check out)- no one really knows all the music they like~ if you hear something and you start rockin out to it, then its good and you probably like it.

Movies:

Favorite movie of all time is THE TEN COMMANDMENTS! - Dead Poets Society- Kill Bill Vol. 2- Stalag 17- Last Starfighter- Flight of the Navigator- The Jacket- Army of Darkness- Meet the Fockers- Legends of the Fall- So i married an axe murderer, etc. NORTH COUNTRY-

Television:

FRIENDS= Grey's Anatomy= Medium= Lost= Las Vegas= Nip/Tuck

Books:

The Wishing Game, Apple of My Eye, and Puppet Show all by Patrick Redmond... you just have to read them!

Heroes:

Indiana Jones and Mya Angelou and my parents of course.

My Blog

hell in a handbasket- mine's green...

Here's the thing about bordem- it can come at anytime- no matter what you were just doing or about to do.  your mind starts to wander and you being to write about the random shyte that comes into...
Posted by Rachel Fantastic on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 05:03:00 PST

moving on up...

i think my stomache just dropped out of my ass... ok bad visual- but im going for this new higher hopefully more money position and i have a meeting with my intended boss at 1pm.  im nervous for ...
Posted by Rachel Fantastic on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:16:00 PST

Dont fuck with the bitch...


Posted by Rachel Fantastic on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 04:48:00 PST

Oh BOY!


Posted by Rachel Fantastic on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 04:43:00 PST

funny shit


Posted by Rachel Fantastic on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 04:42:00 PST

Best FUCKING article ever!!!

i just want to say i love my dad. read on-   Who's A Girl Gotta Fuck To Get Some Closure On Her Relationship With Her Father? By Becky O'Flanahan May 31, 2006 | Issue 4222 Well, if that doesn'...
Posted by Rachel Fantastic on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:32:00 PST

.... i dont know....

i had something to say, and now i dont remember what it was. so nevermind...fuck...i love that recumbent and blah are "moods".
Posted by Rachel Fantastic on Fri, 26 May 2006 07:12:00 PST

What working late really means...

so, here i am at work, still at 830pm on a friday night.  i was invited to a party where i would be charged $20 to enter a room of overly underdressed 20 somethings all trying desperately to impr...
Posted by Rachel Fantastic on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 08:40:00 PST