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Just Jo

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Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings.However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.Thank you,Your biggest fanP.S. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. CinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorderTHINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

Your Deadly Sins


Envy: 60%
Gluttony: 60%
Lust: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Greed: 20%
Pride: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 43%
You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic. How Sinful Are You?
Your Heart is Blue
What Color is Your Heart?
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My Interests

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INTERESTING REAL AND ORRIGINAL PEOPLE!Take the quiz: "What do you love about making love?"

Love
You are a lover of love. You love to love and be loved. You are perhaps a hopeless romantic but those are rare nowadays. Think of it as a gift. Whether you are saving yourself for that special someone or you have already found him or her. You are part of an almost extinct species of human. The kind that believe in true love... Because love is truly beautiful!
You Are 52% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
The Lost Soul

What sign of the Black Zodiac are you?
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My Blog

You can get off your soapbox now...

I think tattoo art is beautiful. I have chosen to tattoo my body to commemorate my family, every piece I am getting is a representation of my family. You probably don't have many friends who are tatt...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:33:00 GMT

Poland

Yes. I know it sounds crazy, but I am in Poland right now opening up a new HRC. So, if you donÂșt hear from me for a while...thats why! Its pretty crazy, I just got back from Jamaica and Im off agian ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 00:25:00 GMT

New thoughts on an old subject...

I spent years studying many religions, I have a good friend in every one. and honestly, its not that I believe in nothing now, I just don't believe in anything any religion has come to a conclusion ab...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 00:10:00 GMT

Thoughts for the day

I have a lot of thoughts going around in my head. I got in a debate yesterday with someone at work, they were talking about how upset they were with the heads of the Muslim community and their condoni...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 13:50:00 GMT

Old/ New photoshoot

Alas, it wasn't loved by the higher ups...but I still love it, and for your viewing pleasure, I'm going to post some of the highlights of an amazing photoset that JD shot for me months ago. Be warned,...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:21:00 GMT

EVERYONE needs to watch the video!

sigh. This is funny. doonesbury cartoonthe cartoon was funny, but this video is excellent. it exemplifies exactly what I was saying in yesterday's blog.Penn and Teller: bullshit on Abstinence
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:22:00 GMT

thoughts for the day...

These were all in response to things people have written:"NO one will ever love you the way you want to be loved..."Its true. But in a very small sense, because you can only imagine love from your poi...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:57:00 GMT

Finally some pirate ball pics!

There are only two, but it shows off the hottness of my roomate and I ;) so, when more come, I will be sure to share!
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:20:00 GMT

he he he, ha ha ha, I die!

Oh, its so beautiful! I'm all giggles...Your Famous Last Words Will Be:"Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored."What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 15:47:00 GMT

so my computer has a virus...

and I have no idea how to get rid of it!! apparently its some sort of spyware or something, or maybe a hacker just got into my system somehow. But my virus scan can't find it, I can't find it, and fir...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:04:00 GMT