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Fourth Grade Security Risk

Not quite as good as Wesley Willis!

About Me


I have become too poor for the internet (I guess). If you would actually like to contact me, send a message here or here . Those I will be able to check semi-frequently.

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V4.1 and now I have skin sores.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/28/2005
Band Website: fgsr.net/
Band Members: Todd Rickert, Yamaha PS-55, Korg DX-6000, Roland XP-10, Korg Electribe SX
Influences: Running gags from grade school, King Missile, Wesley Willis, Atom and His Package, Ween, DeSoto Records, pop culture, indie-pop culture, idiots.
Sounds Like: somebody doesn't know how retarded he is.

Also, I stole this:

Crush this person!

Record Label: Labels are for spoiled rich kids! (?)
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Internet Hiatus

Fare thee well, internet. I hardly knew ye, ye hardly knew me!I as a person and a band both will be relocating into the HEART of DARKNESS or BALTIMORE whichever you prefer.I will be living at a place ...
Posted by Fourth Grade Security Risk on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:54:00 PST

Dismemberment Plans

I feel like I have not blogged in an age!I am having many thoughts as a band!Depending on who you are and how much you care, you may or may not have noticed that I've been playing around with my name ...
Posted by Fourth Grade Security Risk on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:51:00 PST

CALLING ALL MONSTER

Hey so did you know something?I am looking to filme a video and I need a volunteers! I might have one so far but I need at least one more to Guitar Done!Here is what is going on and what I need: I nee...
Posted by Fourth Grade Security Risk on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:05:00 PST

Løcked & løaded

SETLISTS CREATEDSONG PRACTICEDWE ARE GO FOR FARM.R U?The Farm Party is back!It is my first top friend!You can be my top friend if you come tøø! ...
Posted by Fourth Grade Security Risk on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:02:00 PST

Lameness

A lot of people (4) have asked me why my album has not yet dropped: We have after all, been waiting forever.It is problem.Earlier I set a personal deadline for the month of May. That didn't happen, th...
Posted by Fourth Grade Security Risk on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:02:00 PST

OPEN-MIC-A-THONG

HEY GUYSI haven't blogged in forever.I BET YOU MISSED ME.Also: tonight, the triumphant return of FGSR to the Mudd Puddle open-mic in Frederick, Maryland.I didn't realize the place considered itsself a...
Posted by Fourth Grade Security Risk on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:23:00 PST

Vincent is named Helena, I just responded to a year old message.

Hey, remember when you sent me this and it was a total cock-tease because I am a solo act and this elitist festival needed acts of multiple people for sponsorship purposes? Well I remember. Thanks. Yo...
Posted by Fourth Grade Security Risk on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:43:00 PST

I hate Jack Black so much.

    Out of frustration and to prove something to myself, I just read the AllMusic bio on Tenacious D.  Seems they formed in 1994 and they had their song "Tribute" from the beginnin...
Posted by Fourth Grade Security Risk on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:37:00 PST

New layout.

    Layme!Lame?Lay me?YOU BE THE JURYGE...
Posted by Fourth Grade Security Risk on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:07:00 PST

Now It's Finished

The Farm Party is over.It has beenDiscussedelsewhere.I was successful in the afformentioned sleeping bag challenge, for the record.(those were two seperate links)...
Posted by Fourth Grade Security Risk on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 04:01:00 PST