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Gib

Headless Alien Found In Topless Bar

About Me

This profile is brought to you by the letter G, the number 21, and by the winter solstice. . . . . .Yo, I wanna shout out to Carlitafructose for bestowing upon me the title of 'turkey herder." I am honored.. . . and a tribute to Colin James Hay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JPzi1Su9T4&mode=related& amp;search=

My Interests

Stuff, things, and junk. Ya know - same as everyone... Hiking, mt biking, drumming again (FINALLY!), photography, yoga, r.e. development.

I'd like to meet:

Frey, Lela, Amy (what a babe), Dr. Zoidberg, Bender, and Professor Farnsworth. Any guy who can hit the high notes from early Rush albums (go Geddy!). Hot geeky babe Amanda Tapping. - - - - - - Favorite sayings: 1) Come here and I'll whip you with meat. 2) Jean is like God: I believe in her but I still have doubts. 3) I'm not falling in love with you but you're really cool. 4) Smileys that blink in sync. 5) I'm additcted to placebos. I'd quit but it wouldn't make any difference. 6) I'm past the point of judging people even if they need judging. 7) I see you're drinking 1%. Is that cuz you think you're fat? Cuz you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. 8) Nobody likes a circus that makes your butt hurt. 9) The Turkey Herder can now spell "umlaut"

Music:

Freddy Jones Band, Plumb, Sting, Panic at the Disco (aka Psycho @ the Disco), pop, jazz, rock, classical, and even (gasp) country

Movies:

I like the good ones. Bad movies suck but are fun to watch too. Sideways, Fifth Element, Quiz Show, The Spanish Judges, anything with Vincent D'Onofrio, Oh Brother, Bruce Almighty, Shawshank Redemption, MP's Holy Grail, A Mighty Wind, Best In Show, Dogma, Office Space, Almost Famous, "...And God Said Let There Be Turkeys and For Those Turkeys, Herders, and It Was So" (working title)

Television:

House, Grey's Anatomy, Aqua Teens, Law & Order, half the stuff on TLC, History Channel, Discovery Network & A&E, Family Guy, SG-1

Books:

Recent read (9-06): Christopher Moore's A Dirty Job. It's one of the best books I've read... ever! Try it, you'll like it. :)

Heroes:

People who exemplify the definition of brevity. Also my parents, TO, NP, JW, RB...- - - - - - Favorite sayings: 1) Come here and I'll whip you with meat. 2) Jean is like God: I believe in her but I still have doubts. 3) I'm not falling in love with you but you're really cool. 4) Smileys that blink in sync.

My Blog

And then there was light

Well in photography it’s more accurate to say "and then there was light and shadow," or chiariscuro.I’m here to give a shout out to all of my friends who’ve continuously encoura...
Posted by Gib on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:46:00 PST

Five things about today

Thing I learned today watching TV: Crime Channel - For high-risk/violent inmates who are being admitted to prison, guards have the inmates strip down to show they are not concealing weapons....
Posted by Gib on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:53:00 PST

Non-Top 40 killer tunage

This list is mostly for my own edification. If no one reads this, cool. If everyone reads this then do yourselves a favor and listen to these tunes. These are some jammin' tunes (and artists) tha...
Posted by Gib on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 07:21:00 PST

A couple surveys combined

1. Do you know anyone's MySpace password?Of course.  I know EVERYONE'S password.  Fear me.2. Do you think your love life right now will last long?Pathetically yes.3. Who is one person you c...
Posted by Gib on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:33:00 PST

Think before filling out surveys

If you ever fill out surveys (you know the kind - "100 benign and useless things you don't know about me") then PLEASE read this. The questions, and your answers, seem innocuous enough. But the inform...
Posted by Gib on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:52:00 PST

Thanks to computer techs

I stole this from my newest friend. It made me laugh, and at 3:45 in the morning that's what I need.Computer Tech Support This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! If you skip rea...
Posted by Gib on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:39:00 PST