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About Me

“Where I come from isn’t all that great, my automobile is a piece of crap. My fashion sense is a little whack, and my friends are just as cruel as me.” “I was born in a small town, and I live in a small town.” “I’m a simple kind of man.” “All I can say is that my life is pretty plain. I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.” “I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball.” “I get by with a little help from my friends. I get high with a little help from my friends. I’m gonna try with a little help from my friends.” “They call me mellow yellow.” “Some people call me Maurice.” “I somehow someway keep coming up with funky ass shit like every single day.” “In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey.” “I incite murder for your entertainment.” “Ive seen the good seen the good side of bad, the downside of up, and everything between.” “I have found that all that shimmers in this world is sure to fade away again.”

“It’s always raining in my head." "I walk a lonely road, the only one I that have ever known.” “I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger.” “Sometimes, I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clear. And I can't help but ask myself how much I let the fear take the wheel and steer.” “I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds.” “Everyone I know goes away in the end.” “I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.” “I’ll try to carry on.” “I wish I could count to ten and make everything be wonderful again.”

“I'm high but I'm grounded.” “I feel drunk but I'm sober.” “I'm here but I'm really gone.” “Sometimes I feel I’ve got to run away.” “I want to be the minority.” “I'm just a person on my own.” “I'm not afraid of standing still. I'm just afraid of being bored. I'm not afraid of speaking my mind. I'm just afraid of being ignored.” “If I get it all down on paper, it’s no longer inside of me, threatening the life it belongs to.” “I am flawed, but I am cleaning up so well.” “Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by.” “I find myself stupefied.” “Well I guess this is growing up.” “I'm living just to watch it all go by.” “Lately I've been thinking of combustication as a welcomed vacation from the burdens of the planet earth.” “It’s the end of the world as we know it.” “Where is my mind?” “Don’t quote me boy, I ain’t said shit.”


Ultimate 'About Me'
001. What is Your Name? Chuck Smith
002. How old are you? 23
003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace? Umm...arent' you already here?
General
004. What is your height? 6'0
005. Do you have any siblings? 1 lil sister
006. What is your eye colour? Green
007. What is your hair colour? Sandy Blonde
008. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Nope, but glasses are hot...
009. Are you right handed or left handed? Right
010. Do you have any piercings? Nope
011. Do you smoke? when I'm on fire...
012. Do you swear? Yup. All the cool kids are doing it.
013. Do you get along with your parents? Hah. When they're not around, yes.
014. Your heritage I'm Irish, German, and everything inbetween..
015. Your fears Needles and Barbara Walters
016. Goal you would like to achieve this year Surviving
017. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger What the hell?
018. Best Physical Feature Ehh, I like 'em all
019. Your bedtime Whenever I pass out.
020. What time do you arise in the morning? Whenever the alarm actually peirces my sleep
021. First thoughts waking up? Where the hell am I?
022. Do you shower daily? Yes. Sometimes twice!
This Or That?
023. Bright or dark room? Darkroom...easier to develop photos...
024. Chocolate or vanilla? Strawberry
025. Dogs of cats? Dogs of cats? Never heard of it.
026. Pepsi or Coke? Dr. Pepper
027. McDonalds or Burger King? Wendy's
028. Ant or Dec? What the hell?
029. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea? Whichever has the best Peach tea
030. Cappuccino or Coffee? Latte
In the last month have you...
031. Drank alcohol? Yup.
032. Gone to a mall? Nope...the children there frighten me.
033. Eaten a box of Oreos? Is there such a thing as a BOX of Oreos?
034. Eaten sushi? Yes.
035. Been on stage? Nope
036. Been dumped? That's a no.
037. Gone skinny dipping? Does taking a bath count?
038. Stolen Anything? Ummm....I'm gonna plead the fifth..
Have you ever...
039. Laughed for no reason? All the time
040. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? Also all the time
041. Been in love? Yeah
042. Fired a gun? Uh huh
043. Been drunk? How drunk is "drunk"?
044. Been called a Tease? Yes
045. Been beaten up? Nope
046. Shoplifted? Hehehe.....mebbe.
What was the last....
047. Furry thing you touched? My cat
048. Thing you've said? My penis isn't furry!
049. Song you've listened to? "Slow Motion" - Third Eye Blind
050. (Who was the last) person you've spoken to on the phone? Willis. He's on there now...and he says hi.
051. Movie you watched? Knocked Up
052. Thing you were doing before this? Sleepin
053. Time you cried? When my uncle was on his death bed with two anuerisms
054. Song you've sang? "Slow Motion" - Third Eye Blind
055. Time you looked at the clock? Right now.....wait...is this a trick question?
056. Food and drink you've had? Fruity Pebbles with milk....mmmmmm....devil's food
057. Flavour of gum you've chewed? Grape
058. Shoes you've worn? Flip Flops
059. Store you've been in? Quicktrip...the best gas station ever.
Favourite...
060. Planet? Venus...cause that's where women are from!
061. Age you've been so far? 23
062. Season? Winter
063. Number? 7
064. TV show? It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
065. Flower? Orchids
Random...
066. How much cash do you have on you? None. I'm in my boxers.
067. What's a word that rhymes with 'door'? whore
068. What T-Shirt are you wearing? Domokun T-shirt
069. What brand of shoes are you wearing? I was wearing AE brand flip flops
070. What did your last text message say? You bet your ass!
071. What were you doing at midnight last night? I was passed out...long day carrying sheetrock
072. What's your current desktop picture? Crazy ass pic...its hard to describe
073. What's a word that you say a lot? Wonky
074. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Anaranjado
075. How is the weather right now? Hot as hell
076. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? That their the opposite sex?
077. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Nope
078. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)? Haha...no.
079. Who would you like to see right now? Hmmm...Jesus would be pretty cool to see I guess...we could chill and shite.
080. How many pillows do you sleep with? enough.
081. Would you go on a date with someone on MySpace? Hmm....
082. How do you want to die? While driving...or in my sleep....while driving...
083. What do you want to be when you grow up? A man.
084. What country would you most like to visit? Canadia
085. How many CDs do you own? A lot...a whole lot.
086. How many things, in your past, do you regret? None. It wouldn't make me the person I am today.
087. Do you think you are attractive? I'M DEAD SEXY!
088. Do you believe in yourself? Uh huh
089. Do you want to get married? Oh yeah
In a boy/girl...
090. Favourite eye colour? I dunno, green...or blue....or brown...
091. Favourite hair colour? Brunette
092. Short or long hair? Ehhh
093. Height? Preferably smaller than me
094. Weight? Also preferably smaller than me
Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 95% Spider-Man 85% Iron Man 70% Catwoman 70% The Flash 65% Hulk 65% Wonder Woman 57% Robin 55% Superman 55% Batman 50% Supergirl 42% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.

My Interests

Photography, Gaming, Chines Food, Music, Enjoying Films, Board Games, Reading, Writing, Comics, Catching up with friends, Art, Philosophy, World Religions, Nature, Poetry, WoW, and just learning about the little things that life has to offer.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people that are honest, mature, humorous, open minded, and down to earth. People that aren't stuck in the routine of life and is able to step outside of the world and see things from another perspective. Someone that can carry on an intelligent conversation without being completely distracted. I'm definitely not looking for extreme dramatics. I mean, we've all got problems, but people that cause drama for the hell of it suck. I'm just looking for people that've had a taste of life, as well as an understanding of everything that it has to offer. I also wouldnt mind meeting a girl with a short skirt and a long....jacket.

Music:

Blue October, McChris, Cake, Bush, Requiem For a Dream Soundtrack, Sublime, Green Day, Incubus, The Music, Placebo, Beck, Burden Brothers, Coldplay, Radiohead, Taking Back Sunday, Gorillaz, Eve 6, Athlete, Goo Goo Dolls, Weezer, Ben Folds, Tech N9ne, Queen, Third Eye Blind, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Eagles, The Postal Service, Bad Company, Jet, Pink Floyd, Foreigner, Snow Patrol, The Shins, Moulin Rouge Soundtrack, Paul Oakenfold, Matchbox 20, Caroline Spine, Alanis Morisette, Stabbing Westward, Red Hot Chili Peppers, K's Choice, Smashing Pumpkins, Gary Jules, N*E*R*D*, Finger 11, Blink 182, Everlast, Staind, Anna Nalick, Blind Melon, Blolodhound Gang, White Stripes, Wheatus, Breaking Benjamin, Tool, The Killers, System of a Down, Rage Against the Machines, Primus, Our Lady Peace, Muse, Moldy Peaches, Kings of Leon, Linkin Park, Keane, Jimmy Eat World, Harvey Danger, Johnny Cash....and the list goes on.

Movies:

Advent Children, The Fountain, Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, Big Lebowski, Kids, Spun, Moulin Rouge, Seven, Crash, Fantastic Four 2, Napoleon Dynamite, American History X, The Cell, Butterfly Effect, Transformers, Without a Paddle, Igby Goes Down, Constantine, Snatch, Garden State, Full Metal Jacket, Underworld, Boondock Saints, Half Baked, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Vanilla Sky, Pi, Fight Club, Hero, Trainspotting, Resevior Dogs, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Blow, Devils Advocate, About Schmidt, X-men Trilogy, LOTR, Memento, Mulholland Drive, Chasing Amy, Sixth Sense, Perfect Blue, Clerks, Pulp Fiction, Bubble Boy, Run Lola Run, Dogma, Kill Bill, The Jerk, Identity, Daredevil, Jackie Brown, Jay and Silent Bob, Resident Evil, Matrix, Freddy Got Fingered, Jeepers Creepers, The Hulk, Bone Collector, Cheech & Chong, Joes Apartment, Super Troopers, Family Guy...and many more.

Television:

Heroes, Weeds, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Californication, Chuck, The Soup, Family Guy, Boondocks, Reaper, Lost, The Office, My Name Is Earl, Bionic Woman, Attack of the Show, Life, American Dad, Bleach, King of the Hill, Ninja Warrior, Pushing Daisies, Full Metal Alchemist, Grey's Anatomy, Squidbillies, Sarah Silverman Show, 12oz Mouse, The Daily Show, Death Note, Lucy Daughter of the Devil, Colbert Report, ATHF, Futurama, Desperate Housewives, Robot Chicken, Naruto Shippuden, Venture Brothers, Ghost In The Shell: SAC, Frisky Dingo, South Park, Perfect Hair Forever, IFC, Animal Planet, Spanish Channel, and anything else that catches my attention when I'm bored.

Books:

Books: On Writing, Regulators, Desperation, Dao De Jing, Hua Hu Ching, The Simpsons and Philosophy, Ishmael, Jurassic Park, 1984, Maximum Carnage, Dracula, Story of B, My Ishmael, Sandman, Fraggle Rock, LOTR, King Arthur, The Way of Zen, Vampire Folklore, How to Pracite the Way of A Meaningful Life, Anderson's Fairy Tales, Grim's Fairy Tales, and of course a dose of all the famous.

Comics: The Authority, Gen13, Wildcats, Midnighter, Welcome to Tranquility, Walking Dead, Fantastic Four, Runaways, Desolation Jones, Black Summer, Annihilation, JLA, JSA, Sidekick, Thunderbolts, Avengers (initiative, mighty, and new) Spider-man (amazing and sensational), Incredible Hulk, Dynamo 5, Ultimate Iron-Man, Marvel Zombies, Silver Surfer, Cable/Deadpool, JTHM, All X-men titles, Girls, Black Panther, Exiles, The Tick, and many others as well as numerous mini-series.

Heroes:

My heroes are the people that go out of their way to better the world. The people that shed light on the other side where the glass is half empty. People who better the lives of everyone around them, by inspiring them and giving them hope. Someone that has realized that life is too short to sweat the small stuff. You know, the Buddhas, Homer Simpson, Ghandi, Jesus, Winnie the Pooh, The Tick, Cloud Strife, Frodo, Spider-man, etc.

My Blog

Comp's coming back!

Hey guys, sorry about the lack of updates on the site. As most of you know, my comp crashed. I'm currently working on getting it up and running, and there will be many updates soon! I hope to start us...
Posted by brilliant in theory. disastrous in execution. on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:39:00 PST

Superpowers...

So last night as I was driving down 71st...crossing the Arkansas River, I glance up at the lights, and I notice that the very second I pull up next to a street light, it shuts off....one right after t...
Posted by brilliant in theory. disastrous in execution. on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:18:00 PST

Sonic Etiquette

So, I was headed over to Tj's to watch the new Steven King movie, "Desperation." It's based on our favorite Steven King book. So yeah, I decided to stop by Sonic and pick up a drink for the two of us....
Posted by brilliant in theory. disastrous in execution. on Tue, 23 May 2006 03:45:00 PST

6-6-6

So, as most of you know, I'm taking a 6 day trip to Phoenix in June. The only day that I could get a flight down there was on the 6th. I didnt realize that it was going to be 6-6-6. Not only that, but...
Posted by brilliant in theory. disastrous in execution. on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:42:00 PST

Oh yeah....

Oh, and for those who don't know it yet, yeah, I moved back home. Pat wanted to move back to the city, and I couldnt afford the house on my own. Plus the rents are going to Europe in a month with my s...
Posted by brilliant in theory. disastrous in execution. on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:00:00 PST

Wal-tomobile problems?

So....my dad was needing help at the store, because they like fired 2 people, and someone had a heartattack. Since I had nothing to occupy my time, I decided a lil extra cashflow would be nice, so I a...
Posted by brilliant in theory. disastrous in execution. on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:51:00 PST

Blue Thursday

Man, that Blue show was amazing last night. I was able to get some pics on my phone that seemed to turn out pretty good at the time, but I havent had the time to go through them yet and cut out all th...
Posted by brilliant in theory. disastrous in execution. on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 06:03:00 PST

Just thought it'd be a good day to start this...

So as many of you know, my uncle had an aneurysm on Sunday. Upon further inspection, the doctors found another that hadn't burst yet. His chances were slim, but he didnt give up. They took h...
Posted by brilliant in theory. disastrous in execution. on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:58:00 PST