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Jamie

On a steady diet of soda pop and Ritalin

About Me

I'm completely mental. When I'm not slaving for 'da man, I'm hanging with friends, being a cyber geek, gaming, going to shows, experimenting with various altered states of consciousness. I rarely ever watch TV, I think it causes ADD and I've got a raging case of that already. I contribute to it enough with video games. Movies are ok, but regular tv with commercials and junk very seldom. When I do watch it's usually something educational, CAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! ;)

My Interests

long walks on the beach, rainbows, puppies, fluffy clouds, pencils, eyeliner, otters, orange juice, punk rock, paper weights in the shape of bunnies or duckies, chuck taylors, bananas, telephone booths, Jack Skellington, shoe laces, Brak, plastic Jesus', little nodding head dogs to go in the rear window of the car, signals transmitted through the ether, psycho therapy, orange soda, punk rock, Special Agent Dale Cooper, mermaids, 80's glam rock. more duckies and bunnies, boobs, punk rock, JUNK!!!!!, red eyeshadow, purple people pleaser and well all b.o.b.s in general, dog collars, pink pussy socks, body modification, tattoos, bleach, geeks!!! (growl), drinkin, Edmond McStitch, bobbleheads, dye, roadtrip from hell, erasers, push pins, big furry cuddly beavers, ABSINTHE!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Dane Cook, Vince Vaughn, Steven Hawking, Mozart, Dave Matthews, Marquis de Sade, Ewan McGregor, Dave Chapelle, Lars Friedrickson, Jeff Corwin, Tim Curry, Jesus, Tommy Chong, Rudy Ray Moore, The Dali lama, Michael Moore, Jello Biafra, Carlos Mencia, Joaquin Phoenix, Rob Ashton, Tim Armstrong, Jessica and Ashley simpson (so I could cut 'em), anyone who thinks Bush has done a good job (so I could cut 'em deeper)
Bondage Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Sex Pot
Tradionally known as a "siren", "rake", or "femme fatale." You exude sensuality.
And while your sexiness is part of what makes you an incredible seducer...
Your ability to make others feel sexy is what really makes your seduction skills shine.

Most people don't feel attractive or desired enough - a need which you tap into.
You have the ultimate sex appeal, and getting attention from you is a total self esteem boost.
Your confidence is contagious, and you help others unleash their own sexuality.

Your sex pot seduction skills are so intoxicating that you can get away with... well, almost murder.
Lovers feel like your sensuality is in your blood, so it's only natural if you flirt a little.
And if you stray, that might be okay as well - as long as you make your lover still feel hot. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Music:

mostly punk and I'm not one of those emo kids, or a fuckin' poser who likes Blink 182, I like real punk rock. I dig the old school shit mostly some new shit s'ok too. ramones minor threat rancid nofx descendants bad religion green day anti-flag lars frederiksen and the bastards dk sp dwarves crass dropkick murphys i could go on and on. Then on the other side of the music spectrum I dig dmb as well.

Movies:

Lady in the Water, RHPS, Fire Walk With Me, What Dreams May Come, The Shining, Clockwork Orange, Suburbia. Nightmare before Christmas, Twin Peaks (series). I, Robot, The Last Unicorn, Spirited Away, Pitch Black, Dawn Day Night of the dead, zombie films in general Cabin Boy, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Shaun of the dead, Army of Darkness, Evil dead 1 &2, Omen trilogy, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, The Exorcist, The Boondock Saints, Requiem for a Dream, Planet of the Apes..all 5 of em, Most all Stanley Kubrick films except for Eyes Wide Shut..that sucked asshole...The Tenant, Rosemary's Baby, The Ninth Gate, Frantic, The Pianist..Roman Polanski rocks..so he lived with a 13 year old..he was tricked..she was just a trifeling ho who was playin with his emotions. Texas Chainsaw Massacare, Nightmare on elmstreet 1 & 3, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, benny and joon, Legend, Labrynth Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Team America, Buba-Hotep..I could keep going on and on

Television:

Adult Swim, Battlestar Galactica, Family Guy, American Dad, Twin Peaks, History channel and Discovery ( I know I'm a geek) :P

Books:

sleeping beauty trilogy by by A. N. Roquelaure..soo hot. The Bachman Books, I shudder at your touch..a collection of short stories, Fear and Loathing..vegas and the campain trail..Hitchhiker's Guide series..douglas adams rox, the vampire chronicles (except tale of the body theif..that was kinda retarded)

My Blog

CONFESSION TIME: I've molested innocent....

Time for a confession session, it's been weighing on me for quite some time and I just gotta come clean. I've molested, I've molested multiple times in fact. I've molested many innocent victims, inclu...
Posted by Jamie on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:53:00 PST

honesty time...skater matt made me ;)

Ok. do it......do it.....do it..... 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and ex...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

everyone needs a dirty stripper story...

..and here is mine. I went to vegas for vacation and some friends and myself decide we are going to the saphire club, the worlds largest strip club. At $7 for admission it's a bargain as well. So, ...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HIP HIP HOORAY for the Sunday Nite Sex Show

Although she's a very scary kinda creepy lady, and just the thought of her gettin' nasty is stomach turning I can't turn it off. I can't figure it out what is so mesmerizing about a 70ish year old la...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Could I be replaced by a moderately well trained monkey?

So, here I am at work hateing my job like all people do. After repeating the same greeting over and over again, "Thank you for calling ********* Can I please have your order number or your email add...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST