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Rachel

I'm gonna give you a gift from the heart...my poonana in a box

About Me

I'm really vulgar and I lie.

My Interests

Oprah, TiVO

I'd like to meet:

Everyone

Music:

Bob Dylan, Patsy Cline, Joan Baez, Memphis Minnie, Lead Belly, Nina Simone, Billie Holiday

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Amelie, The Royal Tenenbaums, Ghost Dog, Disney's Robin Hood, Hero, Spellbound, Kill Bill,La Strada,A Very Very Long Engagement

Books:

East of Eden, Harry Potter Books,The Bonesetters Daughter... most children's books

My Blog

I have the neighbors couch

Jamie and I frequently sit in the kitchen feasting on left over chicken carcass and sugarfree cookies while we fret about our growing bellies and Jamie's bladder control.  Sometimes Memoirs of a ...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:09:00 PST

Oh Bother

E.H. Shepard hated that he illustrated Winnie the Pooh.  ...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:27:00 PST

Jew Bar Politics

So we always see people we know at the Jew Bar, and usually there are a series of smooches and fake smiles that pass between us.  Occassionally we manage to turn our heads and hide behind people ...
Posted by Rachel on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:08:00 PST

Holy Play Time

There are these action figures that are coming out that are "faith-based" called Tales of Glory Dolls.  They include such biblical characters as Moses, David & Goliath, and Jesus hi...
Posted by Rachel on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:34:00 PST

The slow death of a kitten

Today an itty tiny bitty bitty yellow kitten with a white face was weaving in and out of traffic on a busy street.  For the sake of the story, the kitten will be called "Probably Dead". &nbs...
Posted by Rachel on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:28:00 PST

Pregnant People

So I've been dreaming about dead babies pretty frequently these days.  Sometimes I just know there are dead babies somewhere around me, and other times I hear a baby crying and assume it is the g...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:28:00 PST

What is wrong with me?

So I went to the gynecologist today.  For years I've told everyone I know to go to this doctor, and I get super offended when people are like, "I have a doctor."  I always act like everyone ...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:36:00 PST

Intangible Potential--Infinite Possibilities

So the idea that we create our own realities is utterly depressing.  Masaru Emoto creates these water crystals using different sources and conditions.  Some of these conditions include letti...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:48:00 PST

My Folgers

He was stout around the middle, missing the most important teeth, abnormally hairy and never appearing to be clean.  His shirt, always tie dyed, had a banquet of stains from previous meals o...
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:41:00 PST

Where the hell is my DVD?

   I can't find my Clifford DVD, I know someone has it.
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:24:00 PST