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Grape Soda Jerks

We will, we will SKA you.

About Me

Hi-diddly-ho! We are the Grape Soda Jerks, and you are about to fall in love. We are an eight-piece ska band from Suburbia, IL. Making up those eight pieces are Cassie (vocals), Tommy (guitar), Matt (guitar), Zack (drums), Danny (trumpet), Matt (sax), Nico (sax), and Sean (bass). We are currently working on recording (what we have up here for you to take a listen to is about 20% of our set) and writing even more catchy tunes. We love playing shows, and so does our huge fan base (Timm and Erinn Schie). Our mission is to show all of those dumbass scenesters that ska isn't dead... help us spread the word, bitches! Please let us know if you're interested and want to do a show with us - we'd be much obliged. =)
HISTORY:
We've been through many metamorphoses, from our larval stages at Tommy's basement to our mature stages at Zack's basement. In the beginning, there was a band dubbed Royale With Cheese, and from this band's dissolution descended Cassie, Dan, and Tommy. Tommy wanted desperately to continue to spread ska love, so he began to jam with select others in his basement. He first found Nico, a recent ska-convert. Nico needed horn partners, and so Green and Davy were enlisted after much searching. A drummer was our last necessity, and the search continued. Eventually, Dan decided to go to bigger and better things and left. Thus, we needed a bassist, too. We found one in Danikka, a friend of Tom's who was also in another ska band. It was shortly after that we found Zack, who filled the seat behind the set beyond our hopes. With Zack came a new haven for rehearsal, and a shitload of technological goodies. One day, Matt showed up to practice, and we liked his stuff, and let him in on the condition that he wouldn't be a 'tard. he didn't keep his end of the bargain, but we let him stay anyway. We got out first show in the fall of '05, playing a battle (between two bands) at GHS. We won! We were legit. Then Nico quit (Nico quits a lot of things). To fill the void he left, Danny stepped in. Danny was special because he went from playing trumpet to trombone just for us! Awww. The shows continued, but after our third show, Danikka split off from the Jerks. We needed a bass... again! Dan came back to our rescue because he realized that we were the shit and leaving was stupid. More shows followed, with Nico occasionally filling in for a missing horn. Nico realized he wanted to come back and that quitting doesn't solve everything, and we finally had a four-piece horn section! Not long after Nico's triumphant return, Dan again forgot that we were the shit and left. For the third time, we needed a bass. With no one else on the market, we had no choice but to settle for Sean. More shows, but then the Asians created yet another great wall; their sport of Jujitsu and it's late practice time didn't allow Davy to come to our early rehearsals. It was mutually decided that Davy would go bye-bye, and THAT's how we got to where we are today.
LOVE, THE GRAPE SODA JERKS
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Member Since: 8/27/2005
Band Website: purevolume.com/thegrapesodajerks
Band Members: Cassie Hawthorne - lead vocals
Sean Diller - bass
Tom Kennedy - guitar/trumpet
Matt Augustine - guitar
Matt Green - alto/tenor sax
Nico Casasanto - tenor sax/vocals
Zack Osborne - drums
Danny Dalpiaz - trumpet/trombone

Influences: The Toasters, Save Ferris, Streetlight Manifesto, No Doubt, The Specials, Madness, B.O.T.A.R., Low Pressure, Dropkick Murphys, Decendents, Mustard Plug, The Aquabats, Operation Ivy, James brown, Jaco Pastorious, RX bandits, Planet Smashers, MU330, Red Session, Mad caddies, Cherry Poppin' Daddies. Catch 22, John Coltrane, Glenn Miller Orchestra, etc.
Sounds Like: You Tell Us
Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

GSJ at Skalloween

Hey-Hey to all our beloved fans, we will be rockin' Clearwater's 3rd annual Skalloween. Y'all should come on out and skank it up ( in costumes of course. ) We even have a few surprises up our sleeve...
Posted by Grape Soda Jerks on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:55:00 PST

Illinois State Battle of the Bands Champs

Hey everyone, your very own Grape Soda Jerks were victorious in becoming the first place band at this years Illinois State Battle. After winning both a district and regional contest the Jerks moved ...
Posted by Grape Soda Jerks on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:02:00 PST

Grape Soda Jerks Big Battle

Hey to everyone who reads this...The Grape Soda Jerks were awesome enought to move on to the regional battle of the bands after dominating the district. We are asking all fans and friends to come see...
Posted by Grape Soda Jerks on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:13:00 PST

UPDATED - HUZZAH!

So we've added a TON of new pictures, pretty much documenting our show history. If you've got any pictures, feel free to send them to us at [email protected] and we'd love you forever. Check ou...
Posted by Grape Soda Jerks on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:07:00 PST

Hey, Update.

  Alrite so we have a couple show coming up and prob. more. If ya wanna book us  just send a message. ALSO T-shirts are being made and will be ready to sell VERY soon. They are $12 and ...
Posted by Grape Soda Jerks on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 05:03:00 PST

Jan. 20th

So, thanx to all who came to the show at wheaton grand. Thanx to all the bands who played. The show was great everyone played great (AHOY).The dancin' was fun. I skanked 4 hours straight. So, YES! Mor...
Posted by Grape Soda Jerks on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 05:33:00 PST