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I use my comedy profile now

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About Me

Everything on this page is a lie.
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I like cats!


Joe DeFuria: Safety Coordinator

(Haphazzardly keeping people safe...somewhat)

I LIKE LEMONS!!! THAT'S IMPORTANT!


I live in California. You're welcome California
To be brief, I'm conceited. If you get four other Joe DeFurias together, we can form the equivalent of Voltron. I debate. I win said debates. I don't respect people. I have grown to love my family, but hate my extended family. I love clam chowder. I will fight a bear before I die. I like movies. I'm done

My Interests

Guitar Heroes---Smash Bros (for the 64)---Other Video Games---Making Sweet Music---Poker---Being Me---Sex With Girls---Making Fun Of People Less Fortunate Than I---Making People Feel Bad For Being Dumb---Getting Tattoos That Are Original

I'd like to meet:

I'm willing to meet just about anyone, however, like everything...there are exceptions.
If you use any of these terms, I DO NOT want to meet you. :::LOL, TTYL, ROFL, OMG, I heart Jesus:::
If you think it's cool to replace/remove letters from words. :::EXAMPLE- Byez, wat, ur, im, ill, tyme, u:::
If you're ugly.
If your IQ and age are within 20 of eachother. (Unless you are over a hundred, but in that case you are too old to be on myspace, you should be working on digging your own grave.)
Other than that, I'd say we totally have a chance at sailing one of the many ships that are available. :::Friendship, Relationship, Carnival Cruise Liner
I feel it's important to list the features I'm looking for in a woman here...even though I'm not betting my perfect match will lurk my profile.
Smart, appreciates video games, attractive, sarcastic, and puts out....preferable one that leans towards abortion...in case of an accident.
AIM me: MiseryforDummies

Music:

Cartel, Emery, Liar's Handshake, For The Record, The Cover Up, Angels and Airwaves, Thursday, The Killers (yeah, I'll admit it) Finch, Dead Poetic, Lost Prophets, Reggie and the Full Effect, Modest Mouse, Down to Earth Approach, The Refused, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Darwin's Waiting Room, Bowling For Soup, HelloGoodbye, Homeless people banging on trash can lids for food...you know, trendy stuffThis is by far the greatest flyer made this side of Hoboken, NJ

Movies:

I've seen a good number of fantastic movies in my lifetime. A few that come to mind are as follows. UHF, Butterfly Effect, Memento, American Beauty, Sin City, Garden State, Crash, American History X, Full Metal Jacket, Boondock Saints, The Number 23, 300, Suburban Commando, My Little Ponies' Biggest Adventure Yet.
There are others, these just happen to come to mind now.

Television:

I own a television

Books:

-The Alphabet of Manliness
-The Zombie Survival Guide

Heroes:

Heroes huh? I'd probably go with David Cross, Lewis Black, Andy Kaufman, Nick Swardson. I don't specifically know what would constitute a hero, but I look up to these people's comedy genius.

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My Blog

On the subject of crazy people.

As I'm sure most of you know, I'm unattractive. You may see this as a bad thing...well so do I, I'm glad we're on the same page. As a direct result of said ugliness I get to experience things that reg...
Posted by I use my comedy profile now on Sat, 10 May 2008 06:50:00 PST

Versatility of "gay"

Hello,     I’ve always had a knack for being informative and as a result...right. This next lesson covers the diversity of gayness. First of all, let’s define "gay", a...
Posted by I use my comedy profile now on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:04:00 PST

You could learn a thing or two

Ok, so I was thinking about how amazing I am. Don't let that statement mislead you...I'm actually always thinking about that. But now I've decided to give people a chance to experience some of the thi...
Posted by I use my comedy profile now on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:56:00 PST

Do you annoy me? Probably

In case you were wondering, I'm growing increasingly intolerant of people...it could be that I live as a recluse, or that I've been sensitive enough to allow people's misfortunes and idiosyncrasies to...
Posted by I use my comedy profile now on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:08:00 PST

The Myspace Etiquette Guide

Ok, There's a couple things I'll state as prefaces to the following look at the internet's most exciting attraction: Myspace profile lurking.Fact 1- We all do it. I'm willing to bet if you're reading ...
Posted by I use my comedy profile now on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:01:00 PST

Research and Development vol. 1

I'm inquisitive. It's my nature...so I've been researching some things that are questioned among society.Today's clinical findings: Your soul.It is widely believed among people of faith that you have ...
Posted by I use my comedy profile now on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:31:00 PST

Joe DeFuria's dating guide for beginners

So, I've got a date with a girl I met while I was at work... Now note, when I'm at work, out in the field I'm dirty...and usually smell. However, it was early in the day, so I wasn't bad. I figure si...
Posted by I use my comedy profile now on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:54:00 PST

Insightful thoughts

These are some tips and advice that I've picked up throughout my travels across the world*. Stop drop and roll?It seems that when a house is on fire, people usually have an escape plan pre-laid out fo...
Posted by I use my comedy profile now on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 10:00:00 PST

The benefits of a girl

Ok, this is what's on my mind.I saw a commercial for Trojan's Warm Sensations condoms. THe premise of these is that you put on the condom, and when mixed with moisture...becomes warm. So essentially, ...
Posted by I use my comedy profile now on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 02:16:00 PST

Why Vikings kick ass!

Disclaimer: Not real! this meant to be funny, it's not actually how I feel   Something happened in recent years which has become kind of a hinderance to ideals. Something that has created a ...
Posted by I use my comedy profile now on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 01:13:00 PST