Guitar Heroes---Smash Bros (for the 64)---Other Video Games---Making Sweet Music---Poker---Being Me---Sex With Girls---Making Fun Of People Less Fortunate Than I---Making People Feel Bad For Being Dumb---Getting Tattoos That Are Original
I'd like to meet:
I'm willing to meet just about anyone, however, like everything...there are exceptions.
If you use any of these terms, I DO NOT want to meet you. :::LOL, TTYL, ROFL, OMG, I heart Jesus:::
If you think it's cool to replace/remove letters from words. :::EXAMPLE- Byez, wat, ur, im, ill, tyme, u:::
If you're ugly.
If your IQ and age are within 20 of eachother. (Unless you are over a hundred, but in that case you are too old to be on myspace, you should be working on digging your own grave.)
Other than that, I'd say we totally have a chance at sailing one of the many ships that are available. :::Friendship, Relationship, Carnival Cruise Liner
I feel it's important to list the features I'm looking for in a woman here...even though I'm not betting my perfect match will lurk my profile.
Smart, appreciates video games, attractive, sarcastic, and puts out....preferable one that leans towards abortion...in case of an accident.
AIM me: MiseryforDummies
Music:
Cartel, Emery, Liar's Handshake, For The Record, The Cover Up, Angels and Airwaves, Thursday, The Killers (yeah, I'll admit it) Finch, Dead Poetic, Lost Prophets, Reggie and the Full Effect, Modest Mouse, Down to Earth Approach, The Refused, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Darwin's Waiting Room, Bowling For Soup, HelloGoodbye, Homeless people banging on trash can lids for food...you know, trendy stuffThis is by far the greatest flyer made this side of Hoboken, NJ
Movies:
I've seen a good number of fantastic movies in my lifetime. A few that come to mind are as follows. UHF, Butterfly Effect, Memento, American Beauty, Sin City, Garden State, Crash, American History X, Full Metal Jacket, Boondock Saints, The Number 23, 300, Suburban Commando, My Little Ponies' Biggest Adventure Yet.
There are others, these just happen to come to mind now.
Television:
I own a television
Books:
-The Alphabet of Manliness
-The Zombie Survival Guide
Heroes:
Heroes huh? I'd probably go with David Cross, Lewis Black, Andy Kaufman, Nick Swardson. I don't specifically know what would constitute a hero, but I look up to these people's comedy genius.
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