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jesse

I'll take the life of anybody tryin' to take what's left

About Me


I can do this on my own. Bring the power back to the streets, where the people live. The Visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others. I'm the Artful Dodger. I wanna be different, just like everyone else. I'm doing just fine without Mrs. Right. I have a strong sense of humor. I'm calm like a bomb, and am known to be spontaneous. I'm a realist, socialist, comunist, actavist, scandalist, massacist, criminalist, animalist, self obsessed, wealth drepressed, lost poet on the run. I cut through the bullshit, so don't be fake with me, cause I'll see through it. I'm not frowning, thats just my face. "No one man can do everything, but every man can do something." I can't help it. I'll take the life of anyone who tries to take what's left. The one who loves least, controls the relationship. What the fuck is a Pokemon? Does this diner serve breakfast? I hate it when people spell my name jessie, that's the girls way. I believe one day I shall rule the Earth!! Don't worry though, it'll be way cooler. I'm pretty fly for a white guy. No I don't want to be your friend random hot girl, stop spamming me bitches. I can't drink cause I'm giving my baby brother a kidney, so don't ask me over for drinks. I'll just hang out and watch. I'm designated, bitches! The one who loves the least controls the relationship. I like girls with pretty faces. My ex-girlfriends are prettier than yours. Breakfast for lunch or dinner. Diners over restaurants. I vote! And you should too! Otherwise shut the fuck up! Cats and dogs. Stop trying to separate the two. Fuck Ted Nugent. Fish Tacos!? Are you serious? I'm proud to be complicated. If you lived in a swamp, you'd be an allihator. I likeie girls who like the zoo, and camping. It's hard to find a decent job when you only have one arm. Whats with "the birds and the bees? I don't want to hear about bird fucking... but I am oddly curious to know more about bee fucking....hmm? Roses in planters. otherwise it's a dead flower. Pro illegal immigration, there's room, so scoot over. They're here so that they can have a better life, you selfish ignorant fucks! Why do girls love smiley faces? :) Support the police, beat yourself up and then give yourself a ticket for breathing without a license. U.R.U. you are not someone else, someone else is someone else, U.R.U. Old cars and car shows. Darkness over light. I'd be perfect if I wasn't so conceited. I may be a loner, but that doesn't mean I'm lonely. I love kids, but I hate them on X-box live, go to bed! Raspberry, blackberry, boysenberry over strawberry. 40oz's. White tee shirts. There are Asians in Canada. Halloween over Christmas. Girls who can play video games. Starbucks over Coffee Bean. The movies. Daily horoscopes are bullshite. Horoscope Signs however, are eerily accurate. Alice in Wonderland over Peter Pan. Mitch Hedberg :). '59 Caddy's. I don't regret the things I've done, only the things which I have not done. Fixing your own car. Grumpy over Dopey. Supreme Pizza. Longboards over shortboards. Water sports over snow sports. Mika Tan over Kobe Tai. Hockey (Sharks) over baseball (Giants), Football (49ers) over both. Skulls and bones. Cadillacs. Old cars over new. American over European. X-Box Over Playstation. Cd's/iPod over radio. Puff Daddy/P.Diddy/ Puffy/Sean "Puffy" Combs/P. Did/P.Diddle/Hey Diddle Diddle The Cat And The Fiddle- pick a fuckin name, and roll with it!! Taco Bell. I'm not afraid to get dirty, and I usually will be the first to do something crazy. Caged birds are a bad thing. Insects are gross. Rage over Audioslave. 711 coffee. Halo over Splinter Cell. Black people love chicken, hell I love chicken, I never new I was black. Vanilla over chocolate. Cashews over peanuts. Original Remake over remix. I hate ladybugs and spiders. Disneyland. The Beatles. If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got. If you really want to know about me, read a bulletin survey, I'm a whore for those things. I constantly add things to this part of my profile, but I never delete anything. That's how I roll! "You'll never be younger then you are right now. I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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My Interests

jogging, acting, animals, tools, wood-working, car shows, skiing, zoos, water skiing, old/muscle cars, long-boarding, music, hockey, politics, music, movies, breakfast, hiking, the beach, spoken word, camping, outdoors, swimming, rainforests, poetry, hacky sack, parties, football, Thai food, comics, video games,(X-Box Live(gamertag GoldfingerXXX): Halo 2, Halo 3 Beta, Gears OF War...hit me up!), The Revolution

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Colbert, Benjamin Franklin, David Cross, George Carlin, Nom Chompsky, Goldfinger, Bill Hicks, Kevin Smith, Che Guevera, Martin Luther King Jr., Dave Chapelle, Gwen Stefani, Everlast, Tim Burton, Fidel Castro, Stan Lee, Abraham Lincon, Steve Buscemi, Nikki Cox, Betty Page, John F. Kennedy, Adolf Hitler, Fredrick Douglas, Seth Green, Tera Patrick, Sean Connery, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Tom Hanks, John Stewart, George Clooney, Charles Manson, Hulk Hogan, Cole Hauser, Adam Sandler, Lenny Bruce, Ben Stiller, Richard Pryor, Jenna Elfman, Bob Odenkirk, Alexander Hamilton, Conan O'Brian, Jackie Chan, Jesus, Robert DeNiro, Selma Hayek, Joe Peci, Jennifer Connelly, Uncle Sam, Mika Tan, Ryan Reynolds, Dr. Teeth, Trent Reznor, Danny Elfman, Al Pacino, Micky Rourke, B.B. King, Ziyi Zhang, Marylin Manson, Quentin Tarentino, Sarah McLachlan, Joseph Stalin, Richard Marx, Alexander The Great, Jack Nocholson, John Locke, Walt Whitman, Marylin Monroe, Tom Morrello, The Cohn Brothers, Eva Lonoria, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Bradd Pitt, Walt Disney, Nocole Kidman, Will Ferrall, Michael Moore, Olivia De O'lovely, Kevin Smith, William Wallace, Lewis Black, The Beastie Boys, Satan, Tom Petty, John Lenin, Dane Cook, Tom Green, Vince Vaughn, Jack Black, Sasha Baron Cohen, Chris Rock, Mitch Hedberg, Eminem, Johnny Depp, Zach De La Rocha, Bruce Campell, Immortal Technique, Steven Tyler, Christina Ricci, Luke and Owen Wilson John Leguizamo, Charlize Theron, Maynard.
You Have a Melancholic Temperament
Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.

Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.

At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult. What Temperment Are You?

Music:

Everything (no really). Goldfinger, Tool, Sublime, Cypress Hill, Planting Seeds, Aratic, The Cars, Rage Against The Machine, The Beatles, Blah Blah Baxter, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sunny Castor, Saigon, Chris LeDoux, My Chemical Romance, Muse, Eminem, Green Day, Jurassic 5, 2Pac, Frank Sinatra, Mr. Hyde, The Doors, Jet, All-American Rejects, Nine Inch Nails, Unwritten Law, Sarah Mclaughlin, Snoop Dogg, Weezer, Reel Big Fish, Cake, Necro, Aerosmith, Everlast, Pennywise, Ray Scott, George Thorogood, House Of Pain, The Temptations, Incubus, Credence Clearwater Revival, Immortal Technique, The Beastie Boys, Godsmack, 311, System Of A Down, Dave Matthews, Metallica, Frank Sinatra, OPM, Rancid, Non Point, No Doubt, Ray Scott, Waylon Jennings, KoRn, Ray Charles, Dean Martin, Boyz 2 Men, Audioslave, Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden, Dr. Dre, My Chemical Romance, Saosin, Richard Cheese, Linkin Park, Bad Religion, Motley Crue, Five Iron Frenzy, Blood For Blood, ROK, Otis Redding, Fort Minor, Guns N' Roses, Me First & The Gimme Gimmies, Wu-Tang Clan, Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers, White Zombie, Bloodhound Gang, Weird Al Yankovic, Rise Against, The Doobie Brothers, The Rolling Stones, Eric Clapton, The Eagles, Save Ferris, Smashing Pumpkins, Eamon, Three Dog Night, Korn, Mars & Mystre, DJ Dan, Yellowcard, Fatboy Slim, Stevie Wonder, The Streets, Sum 41, Sugar Ray, The Temptations, Tim McGraw, Something Corporate

Movies:

Braveheart, Goodfellas, 300, Office Space, Old School, The Big Lebowski, The Lord Of The Rings, Clockwork Orange, 300, Beetlejuice, SLC Punk, The Neverending Story, Half Baked, South Park: Bigger Longer And Uncut, Friday, Blackhawk Down, Run Ronnie Run, Casino, Fight Club, The Departed, The Salton Sea, Fear And Loathing In Las Vagas, The Devils Regects, True Romance, Jesus' Son, Kill Bill, The Labrynth, Rent, The Matrix's, Natural Born Killers, Edward Scissorhands, Legend, American Splendor, The Princess Bride, The Burbs, all the Muppet movies, Nothing But Trouble, Pirates Of The Carribean 1&2, Human Traffic, Pirates Of The Caribbean, PCU, Major League, Snatch, Big Trouble, Gangs Of New York, Fidel, Higher Learning, Boogie Nights, Van Wilder, High Fidelity, Dazed And Confused, One Crazy Summer, CB4, Ninja Scroll, Stand By Me, Roadhouse, The Last Unicorn, Solarbabies, Alice In Wonderland, Brotherhood Of The Wolf, Hook, Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy, Old School, Star Wars, Casino, Patton, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Moulin Rouge anything written or directed by Tarentino, Martin Scorsese Kevin Smith or Michael Moore, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, A Bronx Tale, 12 Monkeys, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, The Wedding Singer, The Waterboy, Big Daddy, Grandma's Boy, Bulletproof, William Shakespear's Romeo And Juliet, Saving Silverman, Requeim For A Dream, Bad Santa, Stay Tuned, UHF, Suicide Kings, Batman, Batman Returns, X-men 1-3, League Of Extrodanary Gentlemen, Beautiful Girls, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hellboy, A Beautiful Mind, Garden State, Dodgeball, Swingers, Interview With A Vampire, Heat, The Jerk, 8 Mile, Little Shop Of Horrors, Amores Perros, (I can go on forever you know).

Television:

Most of my very favorite shows have all been cancelled: Oz, The Awful Truth, Greg The Bunny (FOX), In Living Colour, Family Guy, Real Time With Bill Maher, Politically Inncorrect, The Simpsons, Invader ZIM, Tailspin, Cow and Chicken, South Park, The Daily Show With John Stewart, Duckman, Animal Precinct, Animal Cops, Mr. Show, The Office, Futurama, The Muppet Show, The Colbert Report, Man VS Wild, The Sopranos, Tripping The Rift, Chapelle's Show, Duck Tales, The Ben Stiller Show, Da Ali G Show, The All Thumbs, Quantum Leap, Sliders, Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Scrubs, Futurama, Garfield and Friends, Rome, The Boondocks, The Sopranos, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Scrubs, SNL, Ren and Stimpy, Entourage, The Simpsons, Saul Of The Molemen,The Kids In The Hall, The State, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Space Ghost: Coast To Coast, The Brak Show, Reno 911, American Dad, The Jim Henson Hour, Corwin Quest, Cheers, Coach, Seinfeld, The Patty Duke Show

Books:

Sideways Stories From Wayside School, Fight Club, Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, Steal This Book, The Game Of God, A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius, The Odyssey, Empire Falls, Nickle And Dimed, Fear And Loathing In Las Vagas,Diary, Choke, It, America, The Irony Of Democracy, Naked Pictures Of Famous People, Poe, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland And Through The Looking Glass, Jump Ship To Freedom, Walden, Tales From The Flat Earth, Dracula, Stupid White Men, The Origin Of A Species, Fight Cub, Choke, The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz, Wicked, Blinded By The Right, Feel This Book, The Inferno Of Dante, Manufactuing Consent, The Peoples History Of The United States, Dragonlance Chronicles, Lord Of The Rings, The Hobbit, COMIC BOOKS: anything illustrated by Alex Ross, X-Men, Lady Death, Y: The Last Man, The Darkness, Spawn, Batman. I guess Hollywood producers read the same books.

Heroes:

What kinda lame question is that? Heroes are men/women that feeble-ass people look up to rather than than believing in themselves..... Batman...... I do, however admire some great people, such as...

My Blog

Tips To Get Chicks

I didn't write this, first off. However it is hilarious so I had to share. ---jesI know that most you already have significant others... but it is never too late to stir up a little more love for the ...
Posted by jesse on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:05:00 PST

deep inside of blue

why do i try so hard to get so little?my adreneline pumps, my heart racesI fear the complacency of it allmy fist clunches until it turns whitemy brain repeats the though... "why" I breatheIn through ...
Posted by jesse on Sun, 27 May 2007 03:45:00 PST

I'm an attention whore... feed my need.... please :(

WHAT IF::1. I died: 2. I kissed you:3. I lived next door to you:4. I started smoking:5. I stole something:6. I was hospitalized:7. I ran away from home:8. I got into a fight and you weren't there? ::W...
Posted by jesse on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:03:00 PST

Myspace scourge! Fox is a corporate whore-machine

What the fuck is up with myspace!? I'm sick of unexpected errors! They're totally expected!! Stupid-ass myspace! And fuck these techs, I'm comnstantly forwarding them my problems, but they never fix s...
Posted by jesse on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:44:00 PST

So What's The Deal With Easter?

I sent out a bulletin with the same header and a couple of my favorite/funniest friends responded and I thought, *hmmm...... this is funny shit! I'm putting it in a blog, cause that's what Bo would do...
Posted by jesse on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:44:00 PST

A Life Of Living Dangerously By: Christopher Hitchens

I read this and it spoke to me, and I wanted others to hear... I was changing planes at a Midwestern airport, with an hour or two to kill, and I took my book to a bar that actually still boasted a ...
Posted by jesse on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:03:00 PST

more old free writes

The way the sound breaks, the way my tummy achesFeeling the soft sore on the bottom of the Earth's coreDancing on my tippy-toes with the top down flows E...
Posted by jesse on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:37:00 PST

free writing

The sea rolls and th sun sets colliding with each other in deep reds and purplesThe foam bubbling between my toes and the wet sandThe west has always been home to this.This, this glorious explosion of...
Posted by jesse on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:13:00 PST

Dating vs. BF/GF vs. Fiances vs. Husband and Wife

Take note ladies, cause you seem the most ignorant of thes differences. Dating each other is not the same as BF/GF! And BF/GF is not the same as Husband and Wife! I think most women seem to use the sa...
Posted by jesse on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST

There are Asians in Canada

...I know, I was surprised too!
Posted by jesse on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:17:00 PST