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Joseph Kelley

I am searching the city for sci-fi wasabi!

About Me

I have been a massage therapist for years, but am currently playing in Reno and looking forward to enjoying it to its fullest.
Your WOLF DAEMON shows that you are solitary,
ferocious, and often intimidating, but not
without your sufficient loyalty and poise.
People tend to misunderstand you, but you
prefer your own company, anyway.

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My Interests

I love it all. I love being on the water in my Kayak and in the park with a cheesey book. I love being noisy at movie theatres with friends and having themed parties at home. I Love Llamas and baby billy goats. I throw the tarot every now and then and stay up late durring thunder storms and the full moon.

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet a woman who loves books, is a giver, is passionate, smart, funny, romantic,single, and not an angry yeller. This is possibly way too much to ask, but what the hell, alot of people post pics of dead celebrities in this section.

Music:

NOFX, Rancid, The Vandals, Portishead, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Ben Harper, Nightmares on Wax, The Strokes, Toots and the Maytals, Distillers, Wu Tang, Digable Planets, Tribe Called Quest, Busta Rhymes, Fugazi, Mos Def, Flogging Molly, Cibo Matto, Critters Buggin, Weezer, Beatles, Kruder and Dorfmeister, Misfits,Tom Waites, The Clash, Nora Jones, IZ....for a full list just ask. I guess I like pretty much everything except for country music. But I dig Johnny Cash.mspmb enableJavascript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allownetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never"

Movies:

Dead Man, Pirates of the Carribean, Run Lola Run, The Big Lebowski, the whole Evil Dead series, The City of Lost Childeren, Napolean Dynamite, Oceans Eleven, The Rounders, Young Sherlock Holmes, Constantine, Cemetery Man, Coffee and Cigarettes.

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Television:

I don't really watch tv because all the shows I like are on expensive cable channels. Deadwood, Six Feet Under, Adult Swim, Carnivale. I do like fear factor and coincidently always end up watching it while eating dinner. For some reason I find it hilarious when people are gagging. But I can only laugh for so long before I start doing this gag laughing sort of thing because my gag reflex is super sensitive. I also luuuuuuve cartoons! Invader Zim, Samurai Champloo, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Jack, and Sealab 2021 to name a few and pretty much anything on Adult Swim.

Books:

I love everything from JK Rowling to Bukouski, Lemony Snickett to Richard Broughtigan. I love poetry from Pablo Neruda to Robert Service. I lust for words.

Heroes:

Muhammed Ali is the greatest. He was so compassionate and kind to everyone, old, young, black and white. He was also had a great sense of humor and was a handsome man. I have also loved Harry Houdini since I was a kid. My admiration for him has never waned.

My Blog

Poopey

  I absolutely HATE folding laundry. Don't ask me why, I just don't enjoy this mundane task whatsoever. One reason is that I recently washed an omega3 fish oil vitamin with a load of colors and e...
Posted by Joseph Kelley on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:12:00 PST

Christian the Christian

  A couple of months ago I was graciously invited to join my best friend Joy to Utah for her brothers wedding reception. I love traveling and have never been to the land of Joseph Smith. What was...
Posted by Joseph Kelley on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:29:00 PST

Hilarity

  Sorry my first blog was so deep. I have all this funny stuff that happenst to me and always want to blog it but never get around to it. I was losing sleep over the Dixie thing so I had to get i...
Posted by Joseph Kelley on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:59:00 PST