About Me
            
                what's up peeps, pimps, loosers, boosers, stoners, hippies, jocks, chicks, whores, gothics, wimps, witches, sluts, machos, hebrews, jews, americans, aliens, foreigners, beginers, old timers, teachers, homosexuals, lesbians, chickens, chicks, dicks, jackasses, assholes, fuckers, indians, homeless, wacos, pedofiles, psychos, christians, politics, vegitarians, carnivores, pigs, models, and psychotics, You've came to the right place for your enjoyment, please stay tuned. If you came for the beer and the weed. Well I drink that and smoke that too. Chances are if you've came across my profile your either. stoned, bored, an alcoholic, a drunk, looking for sex, courious, searching for a classmate, my friend, someone i'll never meet, or someone you would like to meet, or just checking out pages at random. Chances are I'm doing that shit to. So be patient cause I'll write back eventually unless your a spammer then i'll spam the spam out of ya.. well that's all myspacers.. so who wants to go to my place this evening. Bring your own Kegs. write me...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: Stoner, Roach Killer, Professor High, Pot Head 
Birthday: 4/20 
Birthplace: under a pot plant  
Current Location: the couch 
Eye Color: bloodshot  
Hair Color: green  
Height: 4'20" 
Right Handed or Left Handed: both if you ask me  
Your Heritage: Stoner 
The Shoes You Wore Today: the ones I'm wearing right now  
Your Weakness: rolling a fucking joint  
Your Fears: the cops taking my fucking stash 
Your Perfect Pizza: extra mushrooms cheese and sausage 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get stoned on 420 at 4:20  
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck 
Thoughts First Waking Up: Holy shit  
Your Best Physical Feature: the one between my legs 
Your Bedtime: when I pass out 
Your Most Missed Memory: getting laid in the girls room  
Pepsi or Coke: Coke or cocaine 
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's  
Single or Group Dates: single  
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton sweet that is  
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla 
Cappuccino or Coffee: frappuccino 
Do you Smoke: smoke weed fuck yea 
Do you Swear: fucking shit mother fucker I fucking swear 
Do you Sing: Happy 420 to you happy 420 to you smoke one for me and you happy 420 to you  
Do you Shower Daily: fuck ya 
Have you Been in Love: in love with Mary Jane hell yes  
Do you want to go to College: go to college I'm in college  
Do you want to get Married: eventually one day to spread some seeds around 
Do you belive in yourself: every bit 
Do you get Motion Sickness: fuck that  
Do you think you are Attractive: yes where it counts the most  
Are you a Health Freak: not really  
Do you get along with your Parents: yea hopefully  
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes but I like the lightning  
Do you play an Instrument: air guitar does that count  
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Drank Alcohol I abuse Alcohol  
In the past month have you Smoked: 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Illegal drugs no Only Weed  
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea with your sister  
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: go to the mall I work in the mall  
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: after I get the munchies I'm capable of eating a whole box of Oreo's  
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: does pussy count  
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea Karoke 
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but I have to take a huge dump right now  
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea when taking a shower  
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: fallen down road signs that's about all  
Ever been Drunk: yea and puked once  
Ever been called a Tease: yea by some hot girl who was also a tease 
Ever been Beaten up: yea my sister beats me up all the time  
Ever Shoplifted: not really  
How do you want to Die: quick and painfully  
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a stoned pot head  
What country would you most like to Visit: Jamica  
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: bloodshot as well  
Favourite Hair Color: green  
Short or Long Hair: don't give a crap  
Height: perfect would be fine  
Weight: just not to the point where I can barely hold her and she crumbles in half 
Best Clothing Style: none would be best  
Number of Drugs I have taken: well lets see paint chips, weed, beer, car fumes, gasoline, medication, coffee, chocolate, sugar,= 8 
Number of CDs I own: 420 
Number of Piercings: none 
Number of Tattoos: my birth mark does that count  
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not fucking enough women  
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