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The Master Herbologist

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About Me

what's up peeps, pimps, loosers, boosers, stoners, hippies, jocks, chicks, whores, gothics, wimps, witches, sluts, machos, hebrews, jews, americans, aliens, foreigners, beginers, old timers, teachers, homosexuals, lesbians, chickens, chicks, dicks, jackasses, assholes, fuckers, indians, homeless, wacos, pedofiles, psychos, christians, politics, vegitarians, carnivores, pigs, models, and psychotics, You've came to the right place for your enjoyment, please stay tuned. If you came for the beer and the weed. Well I drink that and smoke that too. Chances are if you've came across my profile your either. stoned, bored, an alcoholic, a drunk, looking for sex, courious, searching for a classmate, my friend, someone i'll never meet, or someone you would like to meet, or just checking out pages at random. Chances are I'm doing that shit to. So be patient cause I'll write back eventually unless your a spammer then i'll spam the spam out of ya.. well that's all myspacers.. so who wants to go to my place this evening. Bring your own Kegs. write me...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Stoner, Roach Killer, Professor High, Pot Head
Birthday: 4/20
Birthplace: under a pot plant
Current Location: the couch
Eye Color: bloodshot
Hair Color: green
Height: 4'20"
Right Handed or Left Handed: both if you ask me
Your Heritage: Stoner
The Shoes You Wore Today: the ones I'm wearing right now
Your Weakness: rolling a fucking joint
Your Fears: the cops taking my fucking stash
Your Perfect Pizza: extra mushrooms cheese and sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get stoned on 420 at 4:20
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck
Thoughts First Waking Up: Holy shit
Your Best Physical Feature: the one between my legs
Your Bedtime: when I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: getting laid in the girls room
Pepsi or Coke: Coke or cocaine
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton sweet that is
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: frappuccino
Do you Smoke: smoke weed fuck yea
Do you Swear: fucking shit mother fucker I fucking swear
Do you Sing: Happy 420 to you happy 420 to you smoke one for me and you happy 420 to you
Do you Shower Daily: fuck ya
Have you Been in Love: in love with Mary Jane hell yes
Do you want to go to College: go to college I'm in college
Do you want to get Married: eventually one day to spread some seeds around
Do you belive in yourself: every bit
Do you get Motion Sickness: fuck that
Do you think you are Attractive: yes where it counts the most
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yea hopefully
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes but I like the lightning
Do you play an Instrument: air guitar does that count
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Drank Alcohol I abuse Alcohol
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Illegal drugs no Only Weed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea with your sister
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: go to the mall I work in the mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: after I get the munchies I'm capable of eating a whole box of Oreo's
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: does pussy count
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea Karoke
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but I have to take a huge dump right now
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea when taking a shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: fallen down road signs that's about all
Ever been Drunk: yea and puked once
Ever been called a Tease: yea by some hot girl who was also a tease
Ever been Beaten up: yea my sister beats me up all the time
Ever Shoplifted: not really
How do you want to Die: quick and painfully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a stoned pot head
What country would you most like to Visit: Jamica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: bloodshot as well
Favourite Hair Color: green
Short or Long Hair: don't give a crap
Height: perfect would be fine
Weight: just not to the point where I can barely hold her and she crumbles in half
Best Clothing Style: none would be best
Number of Drugs I have taken: well lets see paint chips, weed, beer, car fumes, gasoline, medication, coffee, chocolate, sugar,= 8
Number of CDs I own: 420
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: my birth mark does that count
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not fucking enough women
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My Interests

movies, music all kinds, but preferiabbly rock. video games mario bros and pretty much anything, oh yea one other thing the stuff that life brings...ABCDEath

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I'd like to meet:

ANY OF THESE PEOPLE WHO HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE IN OUR CULTURE:

Music:

Rock, heavy metal, classic rock : pink floyd, led zeppelin, rolling stones, slipknot, pantera, shadows fall, damage plan : RIP: DIMEBAG DERRAL

Movies:

comedies, horror, porn, sci fi, action adventure ( forest gump, great out doors, shashank redemption, how high, missery, dream catcher, etc

Television:

simpsons, south park, and family guy

Books:

umm... anything dealing with license plate collecting, collecting albums, harry potter, Lord of the rings, and steven king

Heroes:

Ummm.. Only the ones who have special powers (YODA)Blunt Man, super doobie, scooby doobie doo, Jolly Green Joint, Sir smoke alot

My Blog

OJ did it again

Well OJ Simpson made news again this week...    Yet again he can't stay out of trouble.    Again he's going to court..    This time who knows how long its ...
Posted by The Master Herbologist on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:09:00 PST

The Halloween that almost wasnt

Many of you 80's kids might remember this movie that aird on TV in the early 80's    Luckly I found it on youtube  so for you enjoyment check out this video.   ...
Posted by The Master Herbologist on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:07:00 PST

Harry Pot(ter) Heads

Well as many of you know the latest instalment and the final chapter in the Harry Potter saga was released this past saturday.    Well  I happened to have taken a few pictures of t...
Posted by The Master Herbologist on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:37:00 PST

ALPCA 2007 license plate convention (Huntsville AL)

Well last week I happened to travel out of town to Huntsville Alabama.     What for you might ask..   well I belong to a license plate collectors club called ALPCA &...
Posted by The Master Herbologist on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 02:05:00 PST

Tribute and memories of the TV show the Supranos

The Sopranos Add to My Profile | More VideosAs many of you have known the final episode of the Sopranos aired last night... many are sadden and many probably have never seen the Sopra...
Posted by The Master Herbologist on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:43:00 PST

Blueground Undergrass (BGUG) Soundfactory 5/31/07

Well I happened to stumber upon the musical and talented band known to earth as  Blueground Undergass.   You might consider it bluegrass if you'd like.    If your into ja...
Posted by The Master Herbologist on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:00:00 PST

The Price is Right (50 years in the making)

      After 50 wonderful years hosting the gameshow  The Price is Right...   Bob Barker is retireing from this past time.   As host for the gameshow for the p...
Posted by The Master Herbologist on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:01:00 PST

Happy 420

For all of you out there Today is Stoner Christmas.    Today I would like to wish all of you stoners out there  new and old a happy 4:20.    I wou ld like to share a...
Posted by The Master Herbologist on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:25:00 PST

The Whore State

  Many of you have already probably noticed the new welcome to West Virginia Road sign.   The colorful mountians in the background fading into a lighter shade of blue with a pine tree ...
Posted by The Master Herbologist on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:14:00 PST

Fucking Shit, (This is Bull Shit) WTF

     If you've been keeping up with the news lately, chances are you will hear about the death of Anna Nichole Smith and about Britney Spears shaving her head bald.   M...
Posted by The Master Herbologist on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST