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Turtle

I am here for Friends

About Me

Just an easy going guy looking to meet some interesting people.

My Interests

Where to begin? I play golf and tennis and love muay thai kickboxing. I'm also a huge movie buff even though people in theaters are getting more and more annoying...I think the same people that drive slow in the fast lane are the same idiots that take cell phone calls next to me in the theater. Other than that I entertain my inner child with an Xbox.

I'd like to meet:

People that can carry a conversation and don't take life (or my sarcasm and sense of humor) too seriously. And if you're into golf, tennis, poker or kickboxing then that would be a bonus too.

Movies:

I'm pretty ecclectic when it comes to movies...although I'll never be much for the romantic tear jerker chick flicks. But some of my favorite movies are 12 Angry Men, The Blue Brother, 1941, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (the original), Ladyhawke, Galaxy Quest, Seven, A Few Good Men, Armageddon. That's what pops to my head at the moment.

My Blog

Remote control...or lack thereof

Most of you know that I’m very proud of my big screen tv.  I spent WAY too much money just so I could have 65 inches of high definition viewing pleasure.  And no, I’m not compens...
Posted by Turtle on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:08:00 PST

Love Letters

Over the last few months there have been some nasty, anonymous letters floating around the neighborhood.  For the most part they’ve been pretty harmless, although one woman has gotten two t...
Posted by Turtle on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:29:00 PST

Dont Vuitton My Car

Have you ever wondered what kind of car Bobby Trendy would drive were he born in West Virginia?      Well now I think we can finally put that burning question to rest.  While w...
Posted by Turtle on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:42:00 PST

Idle hands truly ARE the Devil's tools

I found myself with a little extra time at work this week and decided to have some fun at the expense of a co-worker.  While returning from lunch Wednesday I noticed she had parked in the 30 min...
Posted by Turtle on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:20:00 PST

Three question...three answers

So I've been scolded for not making the questions and my answers public from my bulletin.  So here ya go, just for you Rick... 1.  Why is your nickname Turtleballs?  Because that's wha...
Posted by Turtle on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 01:12:00 PST

Fooled into watching a crappy movie.

For no other reason than sheer boredom, I decided to make a list of the worst movies I've ever seen.  But before you read the list you have to know the judging criteria for being considered. ...
Posted by Turtle on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:09:00 PST

Should I worry?

Something interesting happened to me today.  I was at work minding my own business when Trish called crying and very upset.  Apparently some freak in a big truck tailed her for a number of m...
Posted by Turtle on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 03:00:00 PST

being PC

What is it like to be offended?  I honestly would like to know because it's a concept I just don't understand.  Unless I come across a billboard that says "Brian is an asshole" I'm really n...
Posted by Turtle on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 12:42:00 PST