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Jonathon

READ MY BLOG! ***I'm Looking For TANNING Models!! MALE & FEMALE***

About Me


SAVE LIVES, INCLUDING YOUR OWN
'IF YOU GET THE CHANCE TO "SIT IT OUT" OR "DANCE", I HOPE YOU DANCE!' 'BE FIT - NOT FAT!!' 'DON'T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR VITAMINS!'
'PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ACTUAL NUDE PICS AND EXTREME PROFANITY IN MY COMMENTS. I HAVE YOUNGER VISITORS TOO!' IF I HAVE TO EARN YOUR HONESTY OR THE TRUTH, MEANING THAT, YOU CAN'T BE UP-FRONT WITH ME FROM THE GET-GO. THEN, DON'T BOTHER. I BELIEVE IN THE "WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET" ADDAGE! IF YOU HAVE TO 'LURE' ME OR DANGLE A 'CARROT' IN FRONT OF MY CARRIAGE, BEFORE YOU DISPLAY WHO YOU REALLY ARE OR WHAT MAKES YOU-YOU, THEN, ONCE AGAIN, DON'T BOTHER. I GIVE YOU 100% OF WHO, WHAT AND WHY, I AM. IF YOU ARE UP-FRONT AND HONEST, THEN 100% IS ALL YOU WILL EVER KNOW OF ME. IF YOU ARE NOT BONA-FIDE, THEN THAT PERCENTAGE WILL DWINDLE TO A NUMBER MORE SUITABLE FOR THE LEVEL OF PERSON, THAT I THINK YOU ARE.. 'PAY IT FORWARD' WORDS ARE HARD TO TAKE BACK, SO.... BE THOUGHTFUL OR JUST PLAIN FUNNY! 'MY BROTHER REYNANTE JONES! He's in Fallujah - GOD BLESS HIM AND HIS FELLOW BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!

My Interests

LATEST SALON INFORMATION..."MAUI SALON, LAS VEGAS" 6955 N. DURANGO DRIVE SUITE #1116, LAS VEGAS, NV 89149 - WHEN IS IT OPENING? YAHOO!!! LOOKING AT SEPTEMBER 1ST....OF THIS YEAR!! Business is 1-702-870-MAUI (6284)!!!!!....... Fitness, Wood Working, My Dogs, Sailing, Snowboarding, Travel, Gardening (Not in any specific order), the beautiful island of Maui (which I will call my island home, in 2007). My business. Marketing my bath products which are AVAILABLE .. NOW AT: www.mauisalonandspa.com / www.mauisoapsandsalts.com / www.mauibrown.com . JUST CLICK ON 95% OF THE PICS ON MY PAGE!!!I'm still working on the looks of the sites, so please "Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover"!!! My new Salon and Spa is located in the Northwest area of Las Vegas. WISH ME LUCK!! 'CLICK ON THE PICTURES BELOW!'
GOD BLESS AMERICA!

I'd like to meet:

Soooo, here I am, perusing the net, in search of 'my peeps". WHO are they? and WHAT do they look like? They look like you!! THEY ARE FIREFIGHTERS, MEN AND WOMEN OF LAW ENFORCEMENT, MILITARY PERSONS, SAILORS (people who like-to-sail, you jackass!!),BODYBUILDERS, SNOW BOARDERS, CARPENTERS, PEOPLE WHO ENJOY THE OUTDOORS, PEOPLE WHO LOVE THE LOW-KEY LIFESTYLE OF THE BEACH AND THE OCEAN OR A SECLUDED CABIN IN THE SNOW COVERED MOUNTAINS (sounds like a travel brochure). Life IS a game, PLAY FAIR! If you're a racist, there is no room for you in myspace, my life or in my world, for that matter. 'BE SAFE & ABOVE ALL...BE NICE !'
What at wonderful world this would be

Music:

'CLICK ON THE LABELS TO VISIT OUR STORE!!' .. 'CLICK ON THE HAWAIIAN SEA SALTS ABOVE!!' 'CLICK ON THE HAWAIIAN SEA SALTS ABOVE!!'
PROTECT YOUR SKIN WITH SOMETHING THAT WORKS!! a href="http://www.myspace.com/MauiBrown"

Movies:

NOTEBOOK+++++, SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION+++++, BLOOD DIAMOND+++++, BOONDOCK SAINTS+++++, 'O' BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?++++, V FOR VENDETTA++++, LOVE & SEX++++, MICHAEL++++, PHENOMENON+++++, POWDER++++, DOGMA++++, A BUG'S LIFE++++, OVER THE HEDGE+++, UNDERWORLD+++++, .........** MY NEW - NEW YEARS RESOLUTION FOR 2007********1. SPEND EVEN MORE QUALITY TIME WITH MY DOGS. (They are gifts from God, that happen to have an expiration date. Take advantage of the unconditional love that they give).*****2. SPEND LESS TIME WHINING ABOUT THE STOOPID LOTTERY AND GET MY BUSINESS TO "SUPER-STAR" STATUS!!*****3. DRINKING. (More? or Less?) Hmmmm.*****4. GET BACK TO COMPETING. (Or atleast look like I COULD!! Hmmmmm The MASTERS-49 & OVER is sounding good).*****5. GET BACK TO BEING ANAL ABOUT THE FOOD I EAT. (FAT doesn't make you fat, they're just spelled the same!) SUGAR is the ENEMY!!*****6. WATCH MY SPENDING. KEEP RECIEPTS AND WRITE EXPENSES DOWN. I GAVE UP GAMBLING (Cause I couldn't afford the gas to get to the bar/casino).*****7. MAKE LISTS. GROCERY, ERRANDS, ROSS (Dress for less (attention, that is)).*****8. BALANCE MY CHECKBOOK (Which coincidentally weighs the same as my wallet, so "See!" it's balanced)!*****9. SPEND MORE TIME AROUND THE HOUSE.*****10. PUT 2.5%OF MY PAYCHECK IN MY RETIREMENT ACCOUNT (For those of you who saw this list last year, I moved the decimal point over one to the left). It was 25%, however, GA$ I$ EXPEN$IVE NOW!!*****11. STOP TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHY THERE ARE OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE, IT HAS TO DO WITH PORTIONING, (Half portions.......half a cow, half a pie, half a keg etc).*****12. VOLUNTEER AND DONATE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!*****13. RE-LEARN THE JOYS OF THE HOLIDAYS. (My fav is Halloween!, but I need to enjoy Christmas and Thanksgiving once again). Oh Yeah! And that Stoopid one, VALENTINE'S!!*****14. BE ACCOUNTABLE AND RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING I DO.*****15. ENCOURAGE RESPECT AND PROTECT THE IMAGE OF THOSE WHO SERVE OUR COMMUNITY!!! " In HONOR of Our Fallen Brothers and Sisters!!!

Television:

I DON'T WATCH TELEVISION SO...........A LITTLE MORE INFO ABOUT ME...WHAT AM I MOST PASSIONATE ABOUT? I am a Fireman/Paramedic. I am extremely passionate about making people feel comfortable. I have found my "lot in life" and that drives me to help those in emotional or physical need. I am not a rescuer of those who do not want to help themselves. I am someone who just happens to be there or be the person who is not afraid to put himself in harms way to help those who are less fortunate or those who cannot help themselves.----------------WHAT ARE THE THREE THINGS THAT I AM MOST THANKFUL FOR? 1. My health 2. My career 3. My experiences----------------]HOW DO I TYPICALLY SPEND MY LEISURE TIME? [I usually spend my leisure time on making soap, bath salts, sugar scrubs, tanning oil and candles. Making furniture or furnishings, painting or shopping for things to make my home more entertaining for friends and myself. I also spend alot of time with my two Old English Mastiffs, Timber & Aspen.--------]WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK I READ AND ENJOYED, WHAT IT WAS ABOUT AND WHAT DID I ENJOY MOST ABOUT IT? "THE PURPOSE DRIVEN LIFE", by Rick Warren. It is more of a spiritual self-help guide. This book helped me the most by encouraging me to continue helping and serving others, despite all that may have disappointed me in the past. I also read "101 THINGS THAT I WISH I KNEW BEFORE I GOT MARRIED", by Linda and Charles Bloom. Yeah, that would have been helpful a few years ago. Oh yeah, I'm now supposed to read, "NEW HOPE FOR PEOPLE WITH BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER", by Neil R. Bockian PhD. I'll tell you how that goes. :)----------------]

Books:

"101 Things I Wish I Knew Before I Got Married" (GEEZ, I cannot tell you how much, reading that book BEFORE I got married, and then again, before I was divorced, would have saved me.) "Come my friends, 'tis not too late to seek a newer world. Push off, and sitting well in order, smite the sounding furrows... For my purpose hold to sail beyond the sunset 'til I die." Alfred Tennyson, poet.

Heroes:

MY FATHER, (MAY 10, 1942 - MAY 14, 2005), CPO. NEIL A. JONES - USNavy Retired. MAY HE FOREVER REST IN PEACE. My father died with $2 dollars in his pocket. I have those laminated in my pocket, so that I may die with atleast the same. My dad gave every single bit he had away to his family and friends. He never needed much for himself. He always had high aspirations, but due to life circumstances, he just couldn't quite seal-the-deal. I admired his relentlessness in trying. He never gave up, and never faulted on his word. Some viewed him as weak. All I have to say is "DO NOT MISTAKE KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS"!!! I LOVE YOU DAD.

My Blog

NEED MODELS FOR "BE MAUI BROWN!" TANNING PRODUCT

..> ..> BE MAUI BROWN! is made with 100% ALL NATURAL INGREDIENTS.  Our formula contains an ultra high percentage of Hawaiian Kukui Nut Oil, when compared to the leading, tropical Hawaiian s...
Posted by Jonathon on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 12:05:00 PST

Maui Salon Las Vegas

Check out our new website:  www.MauiSalons.com     Leave a comment and let me know what you think or what I can do to make it look the "CHEESIEST!" 
Posted by Jonathon on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:46:00 PST

"2nd ROUND, KNOCK OUT"

In the words of my late father... "Oh Well",....So here I go again.  Gonna get married once more.  Hoping that this knot doesn't come un-tied.  I have to tell you that I am nervous abou...
Posted by Jonathon on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 11:28:00 PST

It Is With Great Sadness.....

  Today, Kerri and I lost a dear member of our small "Brady Bunch" type family - Kitty Maple-Jones.  I brought into this family a mastiff boy and a mastiff girl.  Kerri brought beautifu...
Posted by Jonathon on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:56:00 PST

PATIENCE MY FRIENDS

Hi everyone!  Well as you can see on my page, the taffy looking timeline of my MAUI SALON opening up is stretching ever so much further!!  In trying to get things rolling, I have been forced...
Posted by Jonathon on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:01:00 PST

MAUI SALON LAS VEGAS

Opening up my own salon and spa.  Just signed a 5 year lease in a prime location.  I was very lucky to get this spot.  I was at the right place at the right time, Cha-ching!  It's ...
Posted by Jonathon on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:02:00 PST

HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER?

Leaving or being left, is a learning experience. The act exposes weaknesses that we have in ourselves.  Some people purposely look for those weakness to prey on them.  Some look at those wea...
Posted by Jonathon on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:44:00 PST

IF YOU WOULD'VE ASKED ME, DURING THIS TIME, A YEAR AGO OR THE YEAR BEFORE.....

IF YOU WOULD'VE ASKED ME, DURING THIS TIME, A YEAR AGO OR THE YEAR BEFORE, where I could see myself today, I woul d have told you that "I think that I would be dead".  "TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS".&nb...
Posted by Jonathon on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST

www.mauisoapsandsalts.com

VISIT MY STORE   HEY  EVERYBODY!!  I FINALLY DID IT!! I created  a line of products that made me feel and smell like I was relaxing on the beaches of Maui, no matter where i...
Posted by Jonathon on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:30:00 PST

UPDATE or My recent life in a nutshell.

Well, let me let you all in on what has been going on for the past 2 months.....well the last two years.  In the beginning.....ok, I first get engaged May 2003, then in the middle of the engageme...
Posted by Jonathon on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:35:00 PST