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Witchdoctor Mechanicum

You know what they say: Lymp handshake, lymp dick.

About Me

An aspiring young terrorist and possible future candidate for death row, Edward is dreaming of one day becoming a serial killer. At 6'3" and 170 pounds he has a little ways to go, but he is well on his way. Also dreaming of following in the footsteps of his hero Dr. Josef Mengele, or "The Angel of Death" as he was known by his patients, and conduct medical experiments on the undesirables and surplus members of sociaty to further our knowledge of science and medicine. .. width="425" height="350" .. ..

My Interests

Talking about myself and my opinions.Irony, Drug Education, Vertical Wind Turbines, Self Sufficient Living, Forging(swords and legal papers), Anatomy and Physiology, Flying, Music, Theology, History, Rhetoric, Soap..

Take the quiz: "What Specific Sport Are You?"

Water Polo
YOU ARE WATER POLO! You are the most KICKASS Player of ANY sport! football players ENVY your FIT and LEAN body, and your as tough as a brick! you KICK ASS!!

I'd like to meet:

Anybody. Got a question, ask me, I'd love to have a conversation. But if you are going to ask me a question or have a conversation with me USE PROPER ENGLISH. If you forget to capitalize or miss a period that's no big deal (unless by period you mean menstrual cycle), but DO NOT use internet shorthand or any abbreviations you use on your instant messenger. Also, unlike your elementry school teachers, I believe there are stupid questions, DO NOT ASK STUPID QUESTIONS. Also, please note: I will not support your buisness. Do not advertise on my page. I will not support your band if you post adds and posters. DO NOT FUCKING ADVERTISE ON MY PAGE. Pickled Baby anyone?

Music:

Shit, I don't care anymore. I'll listen to anything and if I don't like it I'll tell you. I don't like whiny singers. Emo music is full of whiny singers. Country and R&B are forms of Emo music.

Movies:

Seven Samurai, Indiana Jones, Name of the Rose, and Reefer Madness The MUSICAL!New movies suck, and they cost money and I have none to spend on cookie-cutter script action movies.

Television:

I try to avoid it, local news is bad for your health. I saw it on the news. Can you spot the Fetus in this picture?

Books:

You don't care, nobody online reads books. When was the last time you finished a book? Go read a book before you forget that 'lol' isn't a real word.

Heroes:

Dr. Mengele

My Blog

A Hippy...Right, Sure

I guess the stereotype that I would first fall into would be a hippy, which I have to question whenever someone says it. I can see how I might be so by my appearence. I have long hair; I know many gir...
Posted by Witchdoctor Mechanicum on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:17:00 PST

Rights, Liberties, and Freedom

You have rights. Yes, it's true, but not the rights you're thinking of, not rights  as in the Bill of Rights. Let me tell you what you're rights are: You have the right to starve, drown, choke,...
Posted by Witchdoctor Mechanicum on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:18:00 PST

Firm Believer

I'm a firm believer in wearing pants at waist level. Whether you are wearing boxers, briefs, a thong, or no undergarments at all; whether you're a man or woman, I don't want to see it. I don't want to...
Posted by Witchdoctor Mechanicum on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 04:09:00 PST

Thats enough education, thank you.

Learning is a disease; it must be dealt with carefully. There are so many complications that can occur with learning. The worst complications are misinformation and over learning.   Misinformati...
Posted by Witchdoctor Mechanicum on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:13:00 PST

Of Hearth and Home, and the Toilet

Awhile back, when I was entertaining some friends at a house I was staying at, I was excited to have a working fireplace and a nice fire ready for them when they arived, which I didn't have at the hou...
Posted by Witchdoctor Mechanicum on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:56:00 PST

Plastics II

This planet is mostly just a ball of boiling metal, with a thin skin on the top. Earth has survived million of years of surface activity without being effected internally. The surface has survived vo...
Posted by Witchdoctor Mechanicum on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:52:00 PST

Plastics I

There is a rule in biology, that for everything made in or from nature there is an enzyme to break it down. Now take plastic. Plastic is one of the only substances that is completely man-made, and ha...
Posted by Witchdoctor Mechanicum on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:56:00 PST

Waste of Time

Be warned. Im not as attractive in real life as I am in pictures. When you meet me youll find that my nose is much bigger than is seemed. My teeth are more yellow in person than they look in picture...
Posted by Witchdoctor Mechanicum on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 08:11:00 PST

Moment of Perfection

Snapshot. The stuff you try to capture in poems and postcards. The  moments, the spots in time where everything is...perfect. This sunset, this sunrise, these first few seconds of riding a bike f...
Posted by Witchdoctor Mechanicum on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 09:29:00 PST

Notice

Please Notice: Reading is purely optional. Please be aware that I use no modesty when I write. Thus, I may say things that some people may be offended by, or may not be comfortable reading. While...
Posted by Witchdoctor Mechanicum on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 11:40:00 PST