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Nitsud

The future ain't what it used to be.

About Me

I am a male. I am an earthling. Born in the United States of America. Love lizards and toads. Hate mean animals and loud dogs. Love loud cats. If you wear any article of clothing that has the name brand of that particular article plastered across the front of it, or plastered on the exterior at all, you are a walking billboard. And billlboards are a blight, they are a real abortion. Especially the mobile kind. So that is what I think of you, you mindless modern, brand new, soul-less piece of grabasstic amphibean shit! I dont like pot heads and I dont like straight edge fuck ups. I love to drive, but only on road trips. I have an auto now, I didn't used too.. I believe in the bicycle, but that is only because I live below the poverty line. I love to eat southern food. And I dont like people that dont appreciate many styles of music and film. Most forms of art, kind of piss me off, only because of the assholes that talk about it and pretend to be artists. I hate it when people tell foreigners to speak english because your in america. I dont know why that pisses me off, maybe because i wish i could speak another language and it makes me jealous. I want to be told by an ignorant fuckup to speak english because this is america. I am about done with this shit. I hate people that always expect something, example.... if a flight is delayed or minor technical problem and you are the type to complain to try and get something for free, I want you dead. I lived in Savannah, Georgia for while.... beautiful place. You should visit for one day, once in your life. Oh, and I love cantaloupe and wish to someday live in New Orleans... fix up and old delapadated mansion to call my own and become a rich recluse..... instead of a poor recluse in chicago... which is my current status. I find most ripe fresh fruit to be very succulent and very enjoyable.I would like to someday make animated films like this one:
Your IQ Is 115
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ Test"Intelligence equivalence tests are designed by the illeterate." ~George Carlin

My Interests

Movies, Music, cats, lizards, turtles, architecture, old homes, the south, the north, NY Yankees, NY Giants, Chicago Bears, Chicago Cubs, Rivers, Atlantic Ocean, the beach, New York, Savannah, Chicago, Charleston, San Francisco, New Orleans, Abraham Lincoln, Illinois, Pacific Ocean, Argentina, Brasil, record collecting, bike riding, bicicletas, Spanish, airlines, traveling, Cajun, Chicago Blackhawks, complaining, hating people, filmmaking, photography, making top 10 lists, trying beer i have never tried before, fresh & ripe fruits, trying whiskey i have tried before and not before, walking around with no real destination in mind, fantasizing about killing people that i hate or that don't know how to fucking drive! or that are just plain fucking rude!!! or just have horrible fucking taste!!!!! or are just fucking backwards fuckups!!!!!!! oh fuck!!!! oh, and road trips.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone willing to pitch in gas money for a one way road trip to South America. Shit talkers, not bullshitters or pantshitters... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Roy Acuff, air, ANIMALS, Fionna Apple, LOUIS ARMSTRONG, chet atkins, Autolux, THE BEATLES, Beck, Belle & Sebastian, Bjork, BLACK SABBATH, BLONDE REDHEAD, johnny bond, DAVID BOWIE, BRAHMS, Solomon Burke, THE CARS, JOHNNY CASH, cat power, Cheap Trick, Chevelle, Cibo Matto, Sam Cooke, Creedence Clearwater Revival, THE CURE, datarock, DEVO, fats domino, Donovan, BOB DYLAN, ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, The Elgins, DUKE ELLINGTON, Brian Eno, The Everly Bros., Failure, the fiery furnaces, Fleetwood Mac, A Flock of Seagulls, Garbage, Gorillaz, grizzly bear, Arlo Guthrie, WILBERT HARRISON, Pj Harvey, Heart, BILLIE HOLIDAY, The Hollies, Buddy Holly, Interpol, iron & wine, daniel johnston, seu jorge, JOY DIVISION, kmfdm, LED ZEPPELIN, John Lennon, Loretta Lynn, Love, LYNYRD SKYNYRD, MARILYN MANSON, M.I.A., Ministry, Modest Mouse, mozart, My Bloody Valentine, NICO, NINE INCH NAILS, NIRVANA, GARY NUMAN, Roy Orbison, OS MUTANTES, A Perfect Circle, Pink Floyd, IGGY POP, Elvis Presley, Pretenders, Primus, RADIOHEAD, Rage Against the Machine, ramones, OTIS REDDING, LOU REED, tex ritter, smokey robinson, The Rolling Stones, The Ronettes, Rush, the sex pistols, SHIRELLES, shubert, sigur ros, Smashing Pumpkins, ELLIOTT SMITH, Patti Smith, STEREOLAB, Cat Stevens, Supremes, TALKING HEADS, Temptations, Tiny Tim, TOOL, THE TROGGS, Ernest Tubb, THE VELVET UNDERGROUND, Bobby Vinton, Joe Walsh, Mary Wells, White Stripes, WHITE ZOMBIE, The Who, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, yo la tango, NEIL YOUNG, the Zombies... more stuff too... but this should give you some idea. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

STANLEY KUBRICK, DAVID LYNCH, WOODY ALLEN, ERROL MORRIS, THE COEN BROS., ROBERT ALTMAN, STAN BRAKHAGE, ROMAN POLANSKI, HARMONY KORINE, RICHARD LINKLATER, JEAN PIERRE JEUNET, CHRISTOPHER GUEST, TODD SOLONDZ, SPIKE JONZE, ALEXANDER PAYNE, etc..::: Blue Velvet, Annie Hall, The Big Lebowski, Taxi Driver, Waiting for Guffman, Amelie, City of God, Vernon Florida, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Mulholland Drive, Dazed and Confused, Waking Life, City of Lost Children, Manhattan, Radio Days, Elephant Man, The King of Comedy, Roger and Me, Fargo, Ghostworld, American Beauty, Crumb, American Movie, Rosemary's Baby, Best in Show, Chinatown, About Schmidt, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Bonnie & Clyde, Citizen Kane, Raging Bull, Star Wars, American Graffitti, E.T., Jaws, The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Full Metal Jacket, Being There, High Fidelity, Donnie Darko, Apocolypse Now, Buffalo '66, Election, Nashville, Gummo, Gates of Heaven, Punch Drunk Love, The Squid & the Whale, The Apartment, Play It Again Sam, To Kill a Mockingbird, Do the Right Thing, Crooklyn, The Life Aquatic, Bottle Rocket, Election, Undertow, Julien Donkey Boy...............amongst many other, fine fine films... err... movies.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Taxi, Crank Yankers, Mr. Show, Freaks & Geeks, David Letterman, I cannot fucking stand Jay fucking Leno, I'm sorry Jay if your reading this. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces ~ JOHN KENNEDY TOOLE; Ham on Rye ~ CHARLES BUKOWSKI; The Violent Bear It Away ~ FLANNERY O'CONNOR; Wise Blood ~ FLANNERY O'CONNOR; Factotum ~ CHARLES BUKOWSKI; The Rum Diary ~ HUNTER S THOMPSON; Hells Angels ~ HUNTER S THOMPSON; A Good Man Is Hard to Find ~ FLANNERY O'CONNOR; ~ Me Talk Pretty One Day ~ DAVID SEDARIS; Of Mice and Men ~ JOHN STEINBECK; High Fidelity ~ NICK HORNBY; Jesus Saves ~ DARCEY STEINKE; Hot Water Music ~ CHARLES BUKOWSKI; Being There ~ JERZY KOSINSKI; Midnight In the Garden of Good and Evil ~ JOHN BERENDT; Brave New World ~ ALDOUS HUXLEY; Animal Farm ~ GEORGE ORWELL; The Catcher In the Rye ~ J.D. SALINGER; Post Office ~ CHARLES BUKOWSKI; Women ~ CHARLES BUKOWSKI; lonely planet travel books / fodors travel books... etc. etc. etc.

Heroes:

People that refuse to sneeze in public, and rather than just fucking sneeze, they continuously make an annoying sound.... over and over.. also grown men that on a crowded subway have the balls to pick their nose and eat their boogers, right there in front of me.... those people all fucking rock... and are ... my heroes. In addition to those heroes, these: Ignatius J. Reilly, John Kennedy Toole, Richard Pryor, Don Mattingly, Mike Singletary, Stanley Kubrick, Flannery O'Connor, ...many more but i am sure you have a short attention span and are really wanting this to stop. .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

This is Americana

Today at work I had someone tell me that they don't like to walk.  They said how they live right around the corner from a store that they drive to.  As I held back from choking them, I just...
Posted by Nitsud on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:16:00 PST

"Borrower Benefit Inquiry"

Here is a copy of a recent letter I sent to my friendly student loan company - CFS Suntech.  I will keep you posted on my current correspondence regarding this letter: "I would just like you to k...
Posted by Nitsud on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:11:00 PST

Don't play with your sack during the movie.

When old people play with their plastic bags during movies, and scrunch it around in their hands so the sound blares in my ears.  I can't take it, I don't care if you are old....
Posted by Nitsud on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:55:00 PST

Double 'em up.

When most people speak I feel like diving out a window or taking an elevator down.  Going away.  Most people just aren't interesting.  Maybe they aren't supposed to be?  But animal...
Posted by Nitsud on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:36:00 PST

When in Rome, do as you done in Milledgeville.

Some people you'll never love as much as those you'll never meet....
Posted by Nitsud on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:26:00 PST

happy easter.

The guy on the right, landing the punch to the other guy's face is Chicago Cubs catcher Michael Barrett. He's a cool guy!  Today the Cubs lost to the Milwaukee Brewers 9-4 in Milwaukee.  Me...
Posted by Nitsud on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:06:00 PST

Cat's Cradle

Toad has a cat.  Being somewhat of a recluse Toad figured the perfect companion to have around the house would be a cat.  Especially since Toad is not much into people.&n...
Posted by Nitsud on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:59:00 PST

mini stories of beatings.

one time at the park my cousin threw a stick and it caught me right in the top of the head.  cut me open, blood gushed out.  i took that stick and ran after him with it.  i was faster t...
Posted by Nitsud on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:27:00 PST

a career.

we all write we all sing we all make music we all make art we all shit. some of us just wipe better than others and some of us do it for a living.
Posted by Nitsud on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST

Cat magnet.

Last week I went to felines inc and found a kitten that i wanted real bad but they said it had a sister.  they said that she had to go with him.. so i couldnt take him.. havent looked at any...
Posted by Nitsud on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:26:00 PST