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liz.

if there's anything good about me, i'm the only one who knows.

About Me

im just the gal who loves to rock out which is (finally) cool with me...let us just say that i was/am the ultimate whatsername...a great person once said: "when you aren't blonde and thin, you develop a personality very quickly" :D i'm the product that a disco queen perfectionist and a charming, convicted rocker created...what else is there...i like to chill out a lot...pretty lax most of the time...just put some fucking music on (better yet, play it for me) so i can dance/headbang and i'll be a happy girl...make some attempts to be funny--some are more successful then others...wow...i snort when i laugh--that is how you know if you are really funny or if im just faking/pitying you...i hate being confused by the things in life that everyone else seems to understand with ease...maybe thats why i do a lot of writing that i'm too shy to share...every morning i awake to having worst bedhead i've ever seen on a person it is also surpringly different each time...i pinch...my left ring finger twitches if i don't control it...i hate it when it rains because i'm constantly scared that some clumsy person is going to poke my eye out with their umbrella...the only leftover i do is frozen pizza...i chew ice whenever its in front of me...i like my men the way i like my alcohol--straight up...i have realized that i really want to go out with myself....i have an ugly shoe fetish...i have an addictive personality (thankfully i've remained mostly unharmed)..i'm not a party animal, but when i party--lets just say i party very well...muhahaha;)...oh and just a word of warning: like everyone else in the world, i have a good and dark side...the dark side isn't mean--just a little freaky at times and kinda fun...my mom always told me to never apologize for being forward--that is probably the only word of advice i ever took from her...thankfully, i have by far the most amazing (not to mention the most gorgeous) friends in the world. the best quote ever made in reference to me: "don't listen to anything that comes out of her mouth. not only is it trash, but it is very, VERY offensive." i also obviously have an untreated case of ADD by the randomness of my profile...cheerios.Create or get your
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My Interests

anything shiny or illegal...disobeying street signs...listening to my jacket squeak when i move my arms...the gee-tar...american thighs...radio station...over thinking...daydreaming...humping the american dream...1% milk...dancing everywhere...going over board...androgeny...green m&ms...pop rocks...watching people manipulate others--im not as stupid as i look, believe me...people who wear tophats...anything lowercase...observing the cycle of disillusionment, revelation and improvement...unleashing ms. nix rockwell...late evening/early morning ego trips in the dark...fortune cookies...the soundcheck section of spin magazine...tarot cards...cock...rock :D...celeb hating...1950s pinups meooow...nylon magazine...picking at scabs...snide remarks to people who deserve it...machine operated car washes...anything in individual packaging...feeling my lips tingle to burt's bees lip balm...making massive collages...contemplating my navel...finding new music to love...consuming and being immersed in water..."i have grown to love secrecy. it seems to be the one thing that can make modern life mysterious or marvellous to us. the commonest thing is delightful if one only hides it."...watching the scifi channel late at nite...oh and seeing people do funny things when they think others aren't watching...among other common general interests...

I'd like to meet:

people who can TRULY handle the sarcastic, blatantly perverted forwardness that is me.

Music:

the good/bad of the lizpod: A Perfect Circle, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Air, Alice Cooper, Ambulance Ltd., And You Will Know Us By the Trail of the Dead, Andrew W.K., The Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Audioslave, The Band, BB King, The Beatles, Billy Idol, The Black Angels, The Black Keys, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blonde Redhead, Blondie, Bob Dylan, The Bravery, Bush, The Buzzcocks, The Cardigans, The Cars, The Clash, The Colour, Cream, Damone, The Dandy Warhols, The Darkness, David Bowie, Deep Purple, Diamond Nights, The Donnas, The Doors, Eagles of Death Metal, The Eagles, The Editors, Eisley, Elton John, Elvis Presley, Enya, Eric Clapton, Fatboy Slim, Fiona Apple, The Flaming Lips, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, IV Thieves, Frank Sinatra, Franz Ferdinand, Fugazi, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Gnarls Barkley, The Grand Marquee, G n' R, Gym Class Heroes, HIM, Heart, The Hives, The Honorary Title, Incubus, International Noise Conspiracy, Interpol, Iron and Wine, Iron Butterfly, Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane, JET, Jimi Hendrix, Joan Jett, Johnny Cash, Joni Mitchell, Justin Timberlake, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, Keane, The Killers, Kings of Leon, The Kinks, The Lashes, Led Zeppelin*, Leon Russell, Lightnin' Hopkins, Lions in the Street, Living Things, Louis XIV, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Mamas and The Papas, Mando Diao, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, Matisyahu, The Mess Hall, Metallica, Mink, Modern Society, Moog, Morningwood, Muddy Waters, Muse, My Morning Jacket, Nekromantix, New Radicals, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Oasis, The Offspring, Otis Redding, Parlor Mob, Pearl Jam, People in Planes, People Under the Bridge, Phantom Planet, Pink Floyd, Placebo, The Police, Portugal. The Man, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Raconteurs, The Ramones, Rare Earth, Ray Charles, Razorlight, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Redwalls, Ringside, Rock Kills Kid, Rock n' Roll Soldiers, The Rolling Stones, Scissor Sisters, The Secret Machines, She Wants Revenge, The Shins, Simon & Garfunkel, Slings & Arrows, Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Snow Patrol, Sons and Daughters, The Sounds, Spoon, Steve Miller Band, The Stills, Stone Temple Pilots, The Strokes, Tegan and Sara, The Temptations, Thin Lizzy, Three Dog Night, Toadies, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Towers of London, The Troggs, The Twenty Twos**, U2, The Vacation, Vanishing Act, The Velvet Underground, The Vines, The White Stripes, The Who, Wilco, Willie Nelson, Wolfmother, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs... *Are responsible for creating the best 7 minutes and 22 seconds of my life. **Jenny Christmas is the hottest girl. Ever.

Movies:

Fargo, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Napoleon Dynamite, The Princess Bride (awwww...yeah just shut up--its cute n' the sword fighting rules), Lord of the Rings, Ed Wood, Gladiator, Life is Beautiful, Shopgirl, The Celebration, Little Miss Sunshine, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, This is Spinal Tap (so do YOUR amps go to 11?), Lost in La Mancha, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Million Dollar Baby, Butterfield 8, The Girl Next Door,Wayne's World (1-2--Aerosmith and Alice Cooper cameos--how can they loose?), Airplane!, Clerks, It's a Wonderful Life, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Virgin Suicides, Jarhead (intense.), Memoirs of a Geisha, Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, Anne of a Thousand Days, The Great Dictator, V for Vendetta, Very Bad Things, The Invisible Circus, Equilibrium, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, The Shining, Munich, Match Point, Stealing Beauty, Ever After, Pieces of April, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Wet Hot American Summer--i've never laughed so hard. ever. Raising Arizona, Clockwatchers, Cookie's Fortune, Almost Famous, Office Space, Sybil, Thank You for Smoking, Road to Perdition, Girl in the Cafe, The Big Lebowski, Wallace and Gromit (:D), The Wedding Singer, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Willy Wonka (the new one),Team America (two words: puppet sex), Kill Bill Vol. 1&2, Rocky Horror Picture Show (the music rules...so does tim curry in fishnets hehe), The Exorcist (the scariest movie i've ever seen), Casablanca, Saboteur, Seven, Brokeback Mountain, The Godfather, Lost in Translation,In America, A Very Long Engagement, Last Night, Ray, O' Brother Where Art Thou? (ok so i have a Coen bros. fetish), any James Bond with Connery or Moore...American Beauty...Walk the Line...

Television:

don't have one...i'm a poor college student :( but i sometimes watch tv (the office.) through stranger's windows...is that odd?

Books:

catcher in the rye, lord of the rings (i'm a lotr dork), the mists of avalon, the other boyeln girl, pride and prejudice, dan brown (generic thrillers i like), dracula, anything by gabriel garcia marquez and/or isabel allende, wilde, jane eyre, klosterman, hoeg, william blake, laura notaro (chick lit yes, fucking real yes), my evening reading usually includes goodnight moon, and the velveteen rabbit...oh and the little engine that could...my motivational guide...i think i can, i think i can...hell yes.

Heroes:

just my kinda amazon.this beautiful fictional character.i too strive to one day walk my pet cheetahs through the streets of venice in nothing but a fur coat. meow.redhead who rocks. anymore of a collaboration of my weaknesses and i'd worship.coconut tree survivors.this just goes without saying...the sole soul who could make me a mute.always will be the coolest cat around.well-endowed transexual--lo mein man. What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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because i think its one of the coolest quotes of the moment.

"i will not sit idly by as events that affects me unfold to change the course of my life. i will take a stand and i will defend it." --thanks cameron ala ferris bueller. hope ya'll enjo...
Posted by liz. on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 05:34:00 PST

i think i've officially worked myself out of a job.

yes, i have absolutely nothing to do at this place! i feel like the mary poppins of bitch work and it is my time to go...all i've done all day is sit around and drift in and out of myspaceland and doz...
Posted by liz. on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:04:00 PST

longest survey ever. best waste of time ever. fun. happy 4/20 stoner.

tons of questions that show your in depth side!basicswhats your name?:elizabeth anne roth what do people call you?:liz, lizzie, captain fantastic, pumpa, i answer to anything usually... where you name...
Posted by liz. on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:32:00 PST

oh yeah, procrastinate me hard babay.

so, if you haven't noticed already...i feel like banging my head into my laptop till one of them breaks...the safer bet would be on my laptop since it already has duct tape covering a hole that opens ...
Posted by liz. on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:20:00 PST

only to fully commit to having a pathetic life...

here i am....valentine's day...posting a blog. i believe i have given myself enough pity that yours isn't necessary. i really don't understand why it is such a big day...well to me at least. i mean ea...
Posted by liz. on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 06:28:00 PST

meh....pt. II

may i be the first to say..."meh...." yes, you've guessed right--here i am on a sunday night in my overheated house...bored enough to blog. excellent. im trying to think of something useful to say...s...
Posted by liz. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

meh....

god...i can't believe i never posted an actual blog...and here i am calling myself a myspace addict...pfft...for shame. i hate thursday nights...it is right before the weekend but it just isn't quite ...
Posted by liz. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yet another survey!

Full NameLizHair colordark brownEye Colorbrown..blah...Clothing styleumm...i prefer to call it classic with a twist Number of animals you havethree cats and one fish (his name is bob...we have chats.....
Posted by liz. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this was hilarious...highly recommended

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Posted by liz. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

all about me...lucky you...

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