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Trovis

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About Me

~ Reads on at LEAST a 4th grade level

~ Total smart-ass

~ Thinks morning people should be slowly tortured

~ Not-so-closeted-geek, with elements of dork thrown in for flavor

~I'm goofy to the point of not taking much in life seriously

~ Smiles more than what is probably considered 'healthy'

~ Believes 140MPH should be a legal speed for a select group, of which I'd be a member

~ Spends many a weekend night on XBOX360 or PS3 (Gamecube/Wii Suck!)

I'm a Graphic Designer. I'm always down for whatever. I'll pretty much try anything once...as long as its not uber gross lol. I believe in being honest with anyone and everyone. I'm a very driven, passionate person. I give my time to those who need it whenever I can. I ask many questions as I try to deconstruct the world. I work/teach web design at Las Positas and do Freelance design for my own personal clients. I primarily do web design but I also do print design. And you can slap me for the large animated GIF in the background if you like. I was bored one day while sick :P

Disclaimer: I am gay so straight girls, please don't message me, hit on me, and then be dismayed when I say that I suck cock lol :P And what the HELL is with those annoying spam freind requests from sluts?!

Legal Notice: I am worth $2,660,266 on HumanForSale.com Better start saving your pennies!

Check out my blog- blog.Trovis-DESIGNS.com

Just click the big image below! Yes it is external so you'll get a stupid warning and no it is not a hazardous link.


My Interests

The Visionary

You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression. You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything.

Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off. You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments.

In love, you see everything as a grand adventure. You enjoy taking risks for love. And if things don't work out, you're usually not too much worse for the wear!

You would make a great entrepreneur, marketing executive, or actor.

At work, you need a lot of freedom to pursue your own path and vision. How you see yourself: Analytical, creative, and peaceful

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Detached, wishy-washy, and superficial

I'd like to meet:

I'm always looking for more friends. Down to earth people with a good sense of humor, style, and who like having fun. People who love video games, cars, computers, art, anime, being silly, random, and having cheap laughs. Anyone thats funny, sweet, sexy, and smart are free to apply. People who are genuine and aren't gonna shit all over you (sick of that). You know who you are! High schoolers need not apply :P

Music:

Too many. Everything but most hip-hop and country. Old and new music. Mozart, Chopin, Beethoven, Sinatra, Burt Bacharach, Buddey Holley, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Powerman5000, Greenday, 311, Blondie, The Ramones, 3 Doors Down, Good Charlotte, Rob Zombie, Puddle of Mudd, Marylin Manson, Bon Jovi, Brian Setzer, Rammstein, Steriograhm, Jimmy Eat World, Strawberry Alarmclock, Garbage, John Mayer, Maroon 5, Queen, Blink 182, Aqua, Simple Plan, NHOI(Never Heard Of It), Less Than Jake, Goo Goo Dolls, Black Eyed Peas, Anastacia, Basement Jaxx, My Chemical Romance, Ella Fitzgerald, DJ Sammy, Timo Maas, Hybrid, Eve 6, Splashdown, SR-71, Sum 41, Evenessence, Pink Floyd, Puretone, Coldplay, The Urge, Van Morrison, Del Castillo, Pink, No Dobut, Gwen Stefani, Madonna, XM radio! That's a wierd combination I know.

Movies:

Fifth Element, Run Lola Run, Memento, Kill Bill Vol.1 & 2, Sleepy Hollow, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Ring, Ringu, Resident Evil, Matrix Trilogy, Chocolat, Akira, Ghost in the shell, American Beauty, American History X, Fight Club, Leaving Las Vegas, Requim for a dream, Amelie, Bowling for Columbine, Pirates of the Carribean, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, Birdcage, High Anxiety, Fairly Oddparents, Shrek, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Finding Nemo, Contact, American Splendor, Tank Girl, Thouroughly Modern Millie, Series 7, Victor Victoria, Lion King, Aladin, Return of Jafar, Billy's First Hollywood Screen Kiss, Blazing Sadles, High Anxiety, Young Frankenstein, The Producers, Spaceballs, Sideways, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, beetlejuice, Silent Hill, The Incredibles, The Hitchhickers Guide to the Galxy, Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Eva, all of the Dragon Ball Z movies(fan-subbed japenese movies bought on internet 7 years ago baby!)

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Will & Grace, Conan O'Brian, Kid Notorius, South Park, Outer limits, History Channel, Stargate SG-1, The new version of Battlestar Galaticta, Dragon Ball Z, Full Metal Alchemist, Neon Genesis Evangelion, American Chopper, Monster House, Saturday Night Live, Angry Beavers, Sponge Bob, Slayers, Ruin Explorers, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040, Samuri Jack, Robotech Series, Gundamwing, Avatar: the last air bender, Cyborg 009, Fairly Oddparents, FLCL, Tenchi Muyo!, Outlaw Star, Ninja Scroll, Vampire Hunter D, Tye of Trading Spaces mmmm.

Books:

All works of Shakespeare, Edgar Allan Poe, Jurassic Park, Hot Zone, Andromeda Strain, Timeline, Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, Lies and the Lying liars Who Tell Them, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot, Homer's Iliad, Being and Time (Damn you Heidegger!!!), Ethics Without God, Dude Where's My Country, Why I am not a Christian, Elegant Universe, Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, Allegory of the cave, Plato's Republic, Deception Point.

Heroes:

Those making moolah in the Design Industry

My Blog

Hot For Teacher

Back StoryOk so for those of you that don't know I was recently hired at Las Positas College to teach Advanced Web Design. Well Monday was my first day of teaching...ever. lol. I don't have a masters,...
Posted by Trovis on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:19:00 PST

Rein Raus Lyric Translation

Thats Dirty :DI am the rider you are the horse I climb on we ride off you moan I whisper to you an elephant in the eye of a needle ...
Posted by Trovis on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:14:00 PST

Phone no more

So last week as I was finishing up in the bathroom, as I was standing up, I dropped my phone in the toilet and fryed it.  I've been without a phone now for over a week and it sucks.  And I d...
Posted by Trovis on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:33:00 PST

Gumby

blockquote:before{content:open-quote;}blockquote:after{conte nt:close-quote;}So I've been putting it off and putting it off; But I finally got around to having my wisdom teeth pulled. It sucked, but n...
Posted by Trovis on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:10:00 PST

Mosquito - This fits :)

MosquitoBy Mitch Allan of SR-71You like when we go fastSo my foot's on the brakeUsed to be my girlBut now you're just my worst mistakeYou don't see it, not a subtle changeMakes me laugh you turned int...
Posted by Trovis on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:33:00 PST

Life Affirmation

You know, I've been doing a lot of thinking recently. About a lot of things, but when I push through the junk I see the important thoughts. Mainly about my life, where I am, and where I am going.It fe...
Posted by Trovis on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:32:00 PST

So I've...

Come to the conclusion that right now in my life I need to focus on myself. Not saying I'd ignore others. But right now, with school, with my 2 jobs, and with freelance desiging on the side and if I'm...
Posted by Trovis on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:32:00 PST

New Years Ski Trip

Ok so on a whim, me and my friend Scott decided to get away (since I've been having such a hard time dealing with this break up; needed something to take my mind off of it but didn't help) and go up t...
Posted by Trovis on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:09:00 PST

Photo Shoot 11/24/2006

Ok so I had a photo shoot with my ex Robert the day after Thanksgiving. We shot photos from 11 to almost 3. I posted some here and some on my face book. It was a lot of fun but it was also a little ...
Posted by Trovis on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:25:00 PST

Paintings

so it's some suff I painted and took pics of with my camera phone. came out all right. The medium is spray paint14x1814x1815x3020x2414x1816x20 - For Dad14x18 - For Ashton14X18 - For Sorosh...
Posted by Trovis on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 02:20:00 PST