Ink Kitten

..FIRST OFF!..
If you are looking to get laid, if all you have to say is that I'm "cute," or whatever--don't talk to me. If you actually want to talk, go ahead, message me--IF I find you entertaining, I MAY answer.
I'm just so sick of getting messages on here from guys who only talk to me because I'm "hot." To any of you like that, I say:
Fuck off and get a life, you lame pieces of shit.
Now, on to the important things.
What can I say?
I turn myself on.
My confidence in myself has grown considerably in the last year. I no longer hide behind my hair, or stare off into the distance in hopes that everyone will ignore me as much as I seem to be ignoring them.
These days, the cameras are always rolling.
If there's a spring in my step, it's because I've discovered what makes life worth living. What is it? A magician never reveals his secrets.
And this pooka will never tell.
And now, the question. Can I sum up myself in the space of this little box?
Of course not. But here's a few hints.
I'm sarcastic. I'm bitter and cynical, and maybe jaded. But I'm happy with who I am.
I'm hypocritical. I'm obsessive. I'm passionate, but sometimes apathetic.
I'm morbidly funny.
I can be cute and almost-innocent--but don't let that fool you. I'm a predator, posing as a housecat.
I'm sensual. I'm a texture-whore.
I hold that attraction can be physical without being sexual.
I'm distrustful and paranoid. I'm a hypochondriac. I'm dramatic.
I'm masochistic and sadistic, but also empathic and sympathetic.
I'm arrogant. I'm confident, yet at times insecure.
I'm intelligent, though whimsical and silly.
I can be selfish, or selfless. Everything on a case-by-case basis.
I'm easily hurt, but easily healed. I'm difficult. I'm a brat.
I'm careless, yet perfectionistic.
My relationship with everyone is love/hate.
Are you tired of hearing me talk about myself yet?
Well, I never am.
You get used to it.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
things i like:
myself . 2am rants . alcohol . arrogance . art . beauty . being petted . boobies . books . bruises . cats . cigarettes . coffee . colors . computers . cuddling . cuts . cynicism . doughnuts . ecstasy . fuzzy things . gay/bi/femme guys . horses . infatuation and obsession . intelligent people . italian food . jokes . kids . kisses . kittens . knives . legs . magic . masochism . memories . morbid humor . my siblings . nighttime . obfuscation . pain . pretty people . poetry . quotes . rabbit fur . running downhill . sarcasm . scars . shoulders . smartass comments . tattoos . thrills . transience . undressing . violins . working . yesterdays . zoos .
things I don't like:
myself . addictions . ants . betrayal . carelessness . condescension . crying . denial . emo bitches . fake suicide attempts . falling . fear . guns . homophobia . humiliation . hypocrisy . ignorance . jelly, jam, syrup, and various other sticky substances . jumping jacks and exercise in general . lies . love . mustard . Nazis . organized religion . peanut butter . people who can't admit they're wrong . people who overestimate themselves . popcorn . quitting smoking . running . self-pity . shallowness . sleep deprivation . sleeping on concrete . stupidity . the human race in general . typos . untying my shoes . vanity . water . yawning . zombies .
my happy thoughts:
my baby girl. The Numa Numa Dance . cheesecake . singing . Lestat's . memories . Rheo's voices . violence (sometimes) . doing things right . money . rolling . roadtrips . my tattoo . late night adventures .
Want to see some of my other sites?
VampireFreaks
Allpoetry