The Chicks.

Kirston.

THIS CHICK. is a special chick. well to me. she's my sister and i love her to death, which most likely means more than you. unless you're on this list too. but anyway we're like any other brother and sister type people...we fight sometimes and sometimes (rarely.) i wanna gouge her eyes out with a spoon but for the most part i love her. she's retarded as hell just like me but she knows when to be serious, unlike me. so there you have it. Kirston.
Cat Cock.

THIS GIRL IS MY HOMIE. we're faggot buddies and if anybody has anything to say about that we'll shoot our rainbows at you =] anyway...this chick listens to me when i have the dumbest shit to say so yeah. this is her spot. because she's cooler than you ♥ Cat.
Jazzy Jaz.

now she's in another state but i'd still kill (or at least try to _Jasmine.
Amna.

amnaaaaa is definitely my buddy =]. somehow she manages to rack my brain with her essays and helping her out with poems and stuff and even after she squeezes every nano of intelligence in my brain and anger in my body i still love her. we gossip together, walk together, blah blah blah together...you know the deal. i'm glad i met this one. she keeps me sane =]. Amna.
Clurr.

CLURRRR. is my homie. i haven’t really known her for that long but i know that my life would be a whole lot different without her. some of the things she says get me thinking and don’t ask me what because I couldn’t remember to save your life or mine but I know she keeps me laughing whenever I see her. And yeah so basically like I’d hurt for her. ‘cause she’s my homie, got it? k. =] ilovethischick. claire.
Katieboyd.

Katieboyd is my self-appointed human fucker upper. I know her favorite pastime around me is whoop-alex’s-ass but still she’s my homie. She somehow manages to balance out her responses to my retarded rants nicely between k-you’re-weird glares and the exact things I need to hear. my obsession-confidante, the world needs more katies. Again, ilovethischicktoo. Katieboyd.
Meganwife.

MEGAN ASHLEY-ANNE COATES is MY wife and you can’t have her. I’ve known her for maybe a little more than a year and somehow we just fell into that best-friend sync without all the prerequisites. It’s weird how it happened and I wouldn’t care to know an explanation because all I know is that without meganashleyannecoates I’d most likely not be where I am today, not be okay with me and who I am and I would just be a little more fucked up than I just might be. We’re telepathically linked, too. Ha. Beat that =]. megan.
Jennypoo.

jennypoo’s a pretty random addition to my heroes list thingamajig but she’s my buddy now. She earned it in like two days. We talk about random stuff and everything she says I listen. And vice versa. Cuz she’s just so COOL like that. Oh how I heart her. jen.
Brittnizzle Dechoo.

ILOVETHISGIRL. Everything I say, all the random shit that NO ONE should sit through and actually listen to, she sits through and listens to and the funny thing is she cares. It’s amazing how much so she does…I never thought anyone would, and somehow she does with like a passion. It’s great. I love it. I’m definitely glad I met my britnizzle dechoo because without her I would be nowhere near as happy as I am right now. All my little stories and all my delusions she listens to. I honestly don’t know what I would do without her. Probably be a lot sadder =[ but I’m not cuz I know her so I’m not =>] thanks for being there. Iloveyou. Likealot. britnizzle dechoo.
Leah.

Leahcopsey most likely is the girl with the least amount of sense ever. And she has more logic than you’ll ever know. I have nowhere near any clue how this chick’s mind works or why it does what it does and make HER do what SHE does but all I know is I love it and she can keep on doing it =] I owe a lot to her…I don’t know what I can do to repay for the things she’s done for me but god or whoever we’re dumb enough to believe in knows I’ll find a way to do it. Leahiloveyou. ALOOTTTTT. Thanks for existing =] Leah.
Lindsey.

lindseyismybestestfriendontheplanet. Well one of many. But this is one of those chicks that keep me as sane as I’m gonna get and without her I think I’d be rotting in some weird insane asylum. She’s my moon and I’m her sun and we’ll chase each other through the sky for more eternities than you’ll ever know with the stars at our feet and we quite love it. She’s gotten me through quite a bit with like this minimal effort that I find quite comforting. She doesn’t have to say much to make me realize that maybe earth isn’t hell frozen over ♥. Lindseymylove
Mariah.

ahhhh it’s mariahmysweet =] this is the only chick who’s pictures I bother commenting without fail but only because it’s a job I don’t get paid for and plus because I love her like a fat kid loves cake. I still don’t know her that well but I know that when I see her she keeps me all friend-y happy =] she’s my buddy. And yeah, I’d definitely beat you up for her. So deal with it =] Mariahmysweet.
Michelle.

michelleeeeeeeeeeeee. We have babies together, that’s how much we’re in love, and you people can deal with it. Or suck my dick. Or hers. It’s huge. But anyway….a lot of things that happened to me, like good things, wouldn’t have happened if I hadn’t met this girl. She makes my day every time I see her and she likes that. And I like that. She’s my homie and I’d definitely hurt you for her. I mean if you’re not on this list, you’re not safe. Iloveherrrrrrrrrrr. Michelle.
Meli.

okay. All throughout my freshman year, in latin. When my teacher was the most insane jackass on the face of the planet with corny jokes somewhere in that region, meli kept me sane through that period. While pissing mrs kammerman off. And we loved it. But she had to leave cuz obviously she doesn’t love me like I lurves her. Wtf. Anyhow what can I do. She too keeps me sane and I love her for it…damn I miss you =[ Meli.
Mimi.

mimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. If I was straight this chick would actually be my wife. I swear by it. But I’m not so, in turn, she’s not. But anyway I love her like one and I check for all the guys checking for her so I know which ones to axe in their sleep, but I’ve been doing a bad job at it so far. I hope she still loves me. I know she does =] anyway we’ve been through more of that dumb dramatic shit than you can imagine, and we’ve been in a couple fights but we got through it fine. I think after I’m like 90 and rotted in some corner somewhere in a nursing home she’ll be rotting on the other end of a phone line right along with me, probably on the same life support unit lol…this is MY ride or die chick, and I think if I had to ride without her I’d definitely die. This girl has ALWAYS been there for me no matter what and I know she’ll be there for me no matter even after everything that has happened, even after everything’s that’s gonna happen. The inevitable doesn’t scare her. Yeah bitch. We face down dragons together. And plus she’s asian =>> mimi♥
Myesha.

mye mye is my homie and she’s hilarious and she keeps me happy and she’s better than you. All in one sentence, and what. I havent even known her that long but it doesn’t take much love this chick to death. Wth would I do without you, mye? Probably die. Oh yeah. =] mye mye
Alicia.

damn…I don’t even know where to start with this chick. We’ve been through a lot together and she’s always listened to what I had to say and I always actually listened to what she had to say, AND cared. That’s saying a lot. I love this chick…why did you have to move? I miss you quite a bit =[ anyway…I remember hanging out in the summer at her house and mooning them in their car and the shit was hilarious…I miss those old times. Come back, geek face. Alicia.
=[♥]ariel.
Khalif.

k this is khalif. The most obnoxious, gayest, most evil, bitchy, disturbing person I know. And yeah I love him to death => he’s my buddy, and I don’t know where I’d be or what I’d be doing if we weren’t friends like we are. Probably just a geek. With like no sense of humor at all. I know I get on his nerves a lot but still. It’s khalif =>>>] Khalif.
Papito.

JOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE he gives the best sex on the entire planet. And he does it from across the room. Have you ever given someone an orgasm from across the room? I didn’t think so…which makes you not as cool as him. So go somewhere. This kid is my brother by blood, fuck the eating all my food part. We’re blood. And if you fuck with him…I’ll drain some of yours. K? k. =] jose.