What Cuss Words Realli Mean |
The mom calls the husband a "bastard"and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bast...
Posted by Jassy Jas™ on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 03:00:00 PST |
14 Signs of Falling In Love |
14 SIGNS OF FALLING IN LOVE!FOURTEEN: U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLYTHIRTEEN:WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO ...
Posted by Jassy Jas™ on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 03:43:00 PST |
I over came my fear |
The sky was darkThe moon was highAll aloneJust him and IHis hair so softHis eyes so blueI knew just whatHe wanted to doHis skin so softHis legs so fineI ran my fingersDown his spineI didn't know howBu...
Posted by Jassy Jas™ on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:53:00 PST |
10 Commandments of a Teenager |
Body: 10 Commandments Of A Teenager1)thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait THAT LONG?)2)thou shall not do drugs (alcohol lasts longer)3)thou shall not steal from k-mart.(Wal*Mar...
Posted by Jassy Jas™ on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 08:00:00 PST |
Female ComeBacks |
female comebacksMan: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you.Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes,...
Posted by Jassy Jas™ on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 05:11:00 PST |
dIS iS 4 dA HaTAZ |
Notorious from head 2 toe, Naughty as hell but I AINT no hoe. U aint worth ma time and cant take ma place, so if u got sumthin 2 say, bytch! say it 2 ma face. I play mah game like monopoly I dare ANY ...
Posted by Jassy Jas™ on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:54:00 PST |
50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew |
50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.2. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 3. if you dont act like soap-opera g...
Posted by Jassy Jas™ on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:52:00 PST |
A Girl's First Time |
Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)It's your first time. As you lie back yourmuscles tighten. You put himoff for a while searching for an excuse, but he;refuses to be swayed as heapproaches you. H...
Posted by Jassy Jas™ on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 05:59:00 PST |
Another Funny One |
A boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes ...
Posted by Jassy Jas™ on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 12:46:00 PST |
Sum O' Sex Joke |
Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign lan...
Posted by Jassy Jas™ on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 06:18:00 PST |
