A new approach at finding love, I may need to go back to the drawing board |
----------------- Original Message -----------------From: kateDate: Nov 14, 2007 9:28 PMHello,,I am Kate Smith single, 28 years from New Mexico Santa fe City,USA i am seeking for some one honnest .. s...
Posted by BONES on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:45:00 PST |
I am so disgusted with myself, I will never speak to myself again! |
Tonight I went shopping at BJ's Wholesale Club. While I was strolling though the meat department. I noticed a woman with her children and what appeared to be another adult woman. I was walking cl...
Posted by BONES on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:19:00 PST |
My conversation with a wall |
I have been throwing around some ideas for a while for new blogs. One being my anger about peoples choices for child names and the other being what I will be doing with the money "when" I win the lott...
Posted by BONES on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:55:00 PST |
My New Nigerian Girlfriend Part 1 (there may not be a part 2) |
----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: cindy Date: Feb 24, 2007 7:59 AM hello my name is boye but you can simply call me cindy.. i was born in nigeria in the year 1980 i spent most...
Posted by BONES on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:59:00 PST |
The Mystery of the Maple Syrup Finger |
Over the past month or so, I have noticed a very strange occurance.
I stop in Dunkin' Donuts every morning for my extra large Turbo Hot (a shot of espresso in a large coffee) with cream and two sugar...
Posted by BONES on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:26:00 PST |
Select Comfort and the Radisson Hotel can suck it! |
Last weekend, I traveled to Philadelphia for a dart tournament: the Rae Chesney/Pennsylvania Open. It's quite a large tournament -- one of the five largest tournaments in the country. it has great pay...
Posted by BONES on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:52:00 PST |
The Hazy Contents of a Chinese Food Dish |
While hanging out at a friends house last saturday. We decided to order Chinese food. My friend Tom was perusing the menu. He came upon the section labeled "Chefs Specialties" the first entry was the ...
Posted by BONES on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:08:00 PST |
Sleep Liars of the World Unite! |
It took 36 years of my life and a good friend for me to realize something about myself. I am prepared to stand in front of a large group of peers and say it is true. I, BONES, AM A HABITUAL SLEEP LIAR...
Posted by BONES on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:55:00 PST |
Ikea, A Quarter and A Swedish Mental Breakdown.... Also |
Approximately 5-6 six years ago while returning from a training seminar in Central Jersey via the New Jersey Turnpike. I decided to stop in Ikea to pick a "few" items. Those "few" items soon turned ou...
Posted by BONES on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:57:00 PST |
Part 4 Two Princesses Enter One Princess Leaves |
My friend Princess Bitch Kitty decided to jump into the mix and defend my honor. she sent this message to my Nigerian Princess under the headline "You Will NOT Steal My Sugar-Bones Away"
He ...
Posted by BONES on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:08:00 PST |
