I’m Thinking about Getting a Mogwai |
But I need clarification about a couple things first. Namely, the no eating after midnight rule. This brings up a few concerns.1. Okay, so we all know that gremlins can’t eat a...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:35:00 GMT |
The Fastest Forty Yard Dash Ever Almost |
Did you watch the Super Bowl?? Actually, I don't care. Point is, I did. Well, that's not really the point. The point is that these huge fat football dudes who weigh nearly 300 ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 21:32:00 GMT |
Awkward |
So here's the scenario: I'm walking down the road, and someone's walking the opposite way towards me.And here's how often I wink inapropriately: Often.So it seems like every time I'm walking towards s...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 02:22:00 GMT |
I am a master of cunnilingus |
Well, I hope that title didn't get you excited for a sexy labia lickin' good time of a blog here, because the focus of the story to follow shall be one of me accidentally shoving my head in between so...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 23:44:00 GMT |
Salsa |
Just to get things started so that we're on the same page, the type of salsa I'm talking about is the crazy-hip moving dance kind, not the delicious tomato based snack food. That is a good kind ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 17:29:00 GMT |
Sometimes Jim and I don't obey signs |
I'll break any rule. I don't even care.
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 19:33:00 GMT |
Craigslist is Awesome |
Well... it's fun anyway.
So, as I'm moving, I need to get rid of my furniture. And as I'm a minimalist (poor) I don't have too much in this category. All I have that isn't worthless...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:48:00 GMT |
Three Thousand Mile Burritos??? |
Do you think that a couple of burritos would stay edible in a cooler over a period of 3 or 4 days?? And unless you're my mom, I know that you won't know the anwer, but I need to know, and here's...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 22:21:00 GMT |
I Have Seen the Top of the Mountain |
Call me Cliffhanger. Actually don't... continue to call me Alex, but know that I have climbed a mountain. Oh, what's that?? You don't believe me?? Oh contrare bonjour, I have p...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 21:47:00 GMT |
Hustled by a Little Girl |
Yeah, I admist it, I've been hustled. And I wasn't cool hustled, like in a billiards parlor or playing basketball in the concrete jungle. I got hustled by a little girl wearing a girl scou...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:36:00 GMT |
