Smollis [NATO]

hi i'm sam i like crazy random nights, especially when there drunk ones. i have a van, pretty proud of it, my friends have named her Diedre, one downer is that its white [i'm no white van man] i'm training to be an electrical engineer, no it ain't that fun i love music and films, cinemas and gigs i think crazy golf is pretty mad, even though i'm crap at it i swear a shit load, but i think its fucking brilliant, [steven fry will back me up on that] i love all my friends that i have, i think there all pretty special. My friend kayla describes me as 'funny, good mate, helpful, good looking twat :]'... cheers mate! My friend Jay describes me as 'an armish groping batty man, who smokes armadillo dick'... mmm, your a toser!
The small things in life i love Snake bite and black Nobbly Bobbly ice creams Diet Coke My Comfy Bed My Ipod Partying & Clubbing Hoodies Topman
The things in life that piss me off My bad memory Cold mornings Lack of money People that bite there finger nails Hangovers after drinking vodka redbull
I'm also endorsed through my band Nato, by these lovely people!!!