I abuse alcohol, children, and any prescription drugs I can get my hands on.
Surfing, skateboarding, drawing, painting, writing, and hemorrhaging is what I do.
I am funny? I am attractive? I am the best girl in the fucking world?
You damn well better believe it, bitches.
I’ll fucking call the cops.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
People who don't worry about a little Herpes outbreak every now and again. What?
