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Tonya

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About Me

"There are places I'll remember
All my life though some have changed
Some forever not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life Ive loved them all" *The Beatles

I'm a *see age above* year old chick who is single and likes doing the kind of shit most people my age do.
I find myself to be mildly entertaining, I'm always looking for a laugh or a way to make fun of any situation, no matter how fucked up or sad it may be. I use to think I was a little odd, strange, and different, but I've come to realize everyone has something they do or think that makes them a little crazy. I'm a bit sarcastic and somewhat blunt. I try my best to tell it how it is in any situation, that sometimes back fires on me...I use to worry a lot about life, where it was taking me, what I had to do. I felt like I needed to figure things out. But, I don't let that get to me anymore. We'll all find our own way.

My Live Journal
Everyone needs to get one of these livejournal things, I don’t write on this silly myspace blog! So, get one and add me you bitches, then you can read my inner most thoughts, awww.
-Do I so worry you, you need to hurry to my side?
-It's very kind
But it's to no avail; I don't want the bail
I promise you, everything will be just fine
If there was a better way to go then it would find me
I can't help it, the road just rolls out behind me
Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
**Fiona Apple
Fee-fi-fo-fum-
Now I'm borrowed.
Now I'm numb.
**Anne Sexton

My Interests

writing, reading, photography, music, movies, talking, dancing, drinking with friends, driving around on sunny days for no good reason, and the forever loved and craved: sleeping. MyGen Profile Generator

I'd like to meet:

I'll just list things I like about people because I'm lazy:Fun, interesting, caring, weird, open minded yet strong willed, soft, strong, tall, short, funny, silly, real, down to earth, dreamers, love makers, sexual, faithful, honest, kind, life of the party, wallflowers, free spirited, active, willing, calls too much, talks too much, listens well, laughs a lot, finds stupid things funny, can tell me when my hair is ugly, loves glasses, likes to smack people around, likes to talk about smacking people around but never does it, shy in a cute way, angry at the world, still loves the world, cares about life, values people, there is a lot more but I can't think about other people anymore.And of course:

Hunter S. Thompson

Tori Amos

Dane Cook

Homer Simpson


Music:

Tori Amos, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Hole, The Doors, Kate Bush, Nirvana, The Beatles, The Cramps, The Clash, Cyndi Lauper, The Cure, Abandoned Pools, 80s New Wave, Early Punk Rock, I could go on and on but I'll stop now.

Movies:

American History X, Fight Club, Vanilla Sky, High Fidelity, Blow, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Nightmare on Elm Street series, Hellrasier series, Night of the Living Dead series, Mad Max, Ed Wood, Kill Bill Vol 1. & 2, Young Frankenstein, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Signs, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Etc.

Television:

The Simpsons, Futurama, Law & Order, Sex and the City, Six Feet Under, The Shield, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, The Office, Weeds, Project Runway and LOST

Books:

Mist of Avalon, Lord of The Flies, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Fight Club, Anne Rice, Nick Hornby, Ayn Rand, Anne Sexton, Sylvia Plath, Dark Tower Series, Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson, Sherman Alexie, Clockwork Orange, Gregory Maguire, The Great Gatsby. More that I can't think of.

Heroes:

Eric - Keg Krew Memember and Kick Ass Firefighter - Because he can drink like this.

"Independence is the only gauge of human virtue and value.What a man is and makes of himself-- not what he has or hasn't done for others." - Howard Roark

"It's okay to die unsuccessful, but never die unsatisfied." - Roland Deschain of Gilead

"Those of you lucky enough to still have your lives, take them with you! But leave the limbs you have lost; they belong to me now." - The Bride

" i think you're a queer and i shaved every place where you been" - Tori Amos

"I am eternal..." - Freddy

"Out of the ash I rise with my red hair And I eat men like air" *Plath.

"When they fuck they are God. When they break away they are God. When they snore they are God. In the morning they butter the toast. They don't say much. They are still God. All the cocks of the world are God, blooming, blooming, blooming into the sweet blood of woman." *Anne Sexton.

My Blog

Taken from Krystal - 10 Ways to Improve Your Life

1. Stop taking so much, notice of how you feel. How you feel is how you feel. It'll pass soon. What you're thinking is what you're thinking. It'll go too. Tell yourself that whatever you feel, you fe...
Posted by Tonya on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:30:00 PST

Top 10 Songs to Drive In the Sun with the Windows Rolled Down To

My Top 10 of course. Add something in a comment if you hate my songs or have a few of your fav.1. Tori Amos  Bouncing Off Clouds2. New Slang  The Shins3. Its Getting Better All The Time  The Beatle...
Posted by Tonya on Sat, 12 May 2007 02:26:00 PST

ARE THERE NOT STILL FIREFLIES

Are there not still firefliesAre there not still four-leaf cloversIs not our land still beautifulOur fields not full of armed enemiesOur cities never bombed to oblivionNever occupied by iron armiesspe...
Posted by Tonya on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:46:00 PST

Having a Coke with You, by Frank O'Hara

is even more fun than going to San Sebastian, Irun, Hendaye, Biarritz, Bayonneor being sick to my stomach on the Travesera de Gracia in Barcelonapartly because in your orange shirt you look like a bet...
Posted by Tonya on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:16:00 PST

Reading list for 2007 (12 books or more in one year)

I sucked at reading in 2006. Huge disappointment and really I miss hours to myself doing nothing but escaping into another person's world. So, I've decided to make a list of books to read in 2007. Som...
Posted by Tonya on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:26:00 PST

Party Pics (for those of you who didn't see them on LJ)

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Posted by Tonya on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:38:00 PST

2007

20071. Will you be looking for a new job?Hell no. I love my job. They're super cool about school, I get paid a decent amount for working only part time and the owner is a sweet heart who really takes ...
Posted by Tonya on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:30:00 PST

If you wear black glasses then I guess you look like me, and you may be my doppelganger.

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Posted by Tonya on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST

Beer Activated Girl, makes me laugh everytime!

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Posted by Tonya on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:02:00 PST

Dresden Dolls Tour

One of my all time fav bands at the moment. They fucking rock and if you like panio based rock or music with a twist thats interesting as well as entertaining i suggest checking them out. I'm hoping t...
Posted by Tonya on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:08:00 PST