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Sarah

i think Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. there, i said it.

About Me


I may seem a bit sarcastic and cynical upon first encounter, but my dirty little secret is I'm actually really warm and sweet and observant, I'm just a tad leery of showing it. Shhh, dont tell anyone.
I'm addicted to diet coke. If you try and take it from me, i will probably shank you.
Im a big nerd at heart and I've never been good at normalcy but I don't really care that much anymore.
I think Donnie Darko is one of the most beautiful movies ever made, and everytime i watch it, I see something new.
I swear more than i'd like to, and i say inappropriate things all the time without really meaning to. I also ramble excessively.
There's a few things i love: Star Wars, cosmopolitans and rain.
I am the flakiest person I know.
I start to cry just about every time i read post secret
If i see a chocolate covered pretzel, i have to eat it.
I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up, which is unfortunate for me, considering I'm now a grown up.
And I never understand when people don't like The Beatles, its just so...unnatural.
Also, considering I have a degree in English , I can't spell for shit. But I don't really care, so don't tell me about it, because it pisses me the fuck off.
I openly denounce the Bush administration, and pretty much everything they've done.
I also think organized religion is a social disease that smothers independent thought and kills peoples natural personalities and makes people act out of fear instead of reason and logic thus leading to our society being a really big piece of shit.
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.” -Denis Diderot
And I dont apologize for thinking that.

My Interests

Angelina Jolie, baths, black and white photos, cats, cherry slurpees, exercise, Halloween , history, holidays!, intelligent conversations, italian girls, jelly beans, journals, literature, mac cosmetics , make up, milky way candy bars, penguins, photography, piano, quinten tarentino films, reading, road trips, rum and diet cokes, San fransisco, social issues, theme parks, Trader Joe's

I'd like to meet:

Lily Allen, so i can steal her clothes.

People with class and intelligence .

People who think weird, odd, and abstract things and say it all out loud and don't feel bad or embarrassed for it.

People who don't put 20 internet quizzes in their "about me" section, because really that doesn't tell me anything about you besides the fact you couldn't think up words to describe your own personality which is probably pretty boring anyways.

Boys who like girls that talk about every weird thing that pops into their head.

People who like to read.

People with a distaste for religion.

Girls who aren't afraid to stand up for themselves.

People who are disgusted with the actions of our current president.

and:
my new obsession in life. Sarah Silverman, who owns us all.

and Jon Stewart

Music:

The Beatles , Fiona Apple, Interpol, Lily Allen, Morrissey, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, The Smiths , The Walkmen

Movies:

28 Days Later, Aliens , Big Fish, But I'm a Cheerleader, Donnie Darko, The Dark Crystal, The Empire Strikes Back , Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Eyes Wide Shut, It's a Wonderful Life, Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2, the Muppet Christmas Carol, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Red Dragon, Reservoir Dogs, the Ring, the Silence of the Lambs , Star Wars, Star Trek, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Television:

South Park is the most brilliant show on television.

"No, i literally broke the dam. I ran a boat into the dam and I broke it."

I loooove The Daily Show and The Colbert Report . I also havent loved a show like i've loved Batllestar Gallactica in ages. Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, the Chappelle Show, and Mind of Mencia are awesome too. Sarah Silverman also cracks me the hell up, and we should all watch her new show.

Books:

1984, The Awakening , The Bell Jar, The Beauty Myth, Brave New World, Fast Food Nation, Frankenstien, Foucault's History of Sexuality, F.U.B.A.R. America's Right-Wing Nightmare, Hannibal, House of Leaves, The Mists of Avalon, The Poisonwood Bible , Puddn'head Wilson, Siddhartha, The Stranger, The Turn of the Screw

Heroes:

George Bailey

and Princess Leia.

Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Keith Olbermann, and other intelligent people who have the guts to stand up for truth.

And Richard Dawkins.

My Blog

Sarah Silverman is better than you: Britneys crappy kids REALLY ARE MISTAKES get over it

I can't take it. Every entertainment related website I go to, people are having a godamned coronary over Sarah Silverman's awesome poignant and ballsy performance at the VMA's this past weekend, the o...
Posted by Sarah on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:17:00 PST

nerd rant time! Firefly vs. Battlestar Galactica: Get the fuck out

first of all, why do i keep hearing people say what a good show Firefly is? In the last month i've had about five people say this to me. Like...i watched several episodes, and i lol'ed a few times, i ...
Posted by Sarah on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:08:00 PST

The Rat.

I'm sorry i meant to tell you this reminded me of you ages ago. Whoops. You've got a nerve to be asking a favorYou've got a nerve to be calling my numberI know we've been through this beforeCan't you...
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:43:00 PST

Attention Inland Empire Residents who i don't know but add me anyways. A warning.

 After quitting a rather horrendous and soul sucking job in Los Angeles (aka the death trap) I find myself on the brink of working in Riverside where my parents live and where I was, for the...
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 11:01:00 PST

weeee high school pictures. for the benefit of stephanie and alica

wow, good mormon times here. making carmeled apples. that sounds good right now. pardon my fat face. (I'm in the middle.) Alica is holding those tasty apples.   ah ha ha, i'm dying looking at t...
Posted by Sarah on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 11:31:00 PST

If this is the only picture i ever take with my new digital camera...

Then is was well worth it.  
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 03:00:00 PST

I can't get over how in love i am with...

Fiona Apple's new album. I haven't been excited to get in my car and listen to a cd since...i don't even remember when, honestly. I've waited for this album since i was in high school practically (h...
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 12:07:00 PST