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About Me

Hello there. I'm Hooker. I'm married to my wonderful husband Woody. I love him with everything I've got.? Occasionaly after a night of drinking, I turn Bi and find myself with strange women. Woody doesn't like it, and gets very angry. So he keeps me locked up in the house.
I'm old.... but not dead yet. I love working out in the yard, and horror flicks.
Well, how do you like me so far?

My Interests

Phenylethylamine

My Blog

See the bloody eclipse last night?

I did...
Posted by ? secretGspot on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:42:00 PST

23 mounting 17

Couple Found Dead In Car In GarageMILWAUKEE -- A relative discovered a 23-year-old man dead in the front seat of a car Friday still embracing a dead 17-year-old girl.Their nude bodies were inside a cl...
Posted by ? secretGspot on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 06:21:00 PST

La La La Human Steps

stories can be told in millions of different ways ...
Posted by ? secretGspot on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 09:03:00 PST

Can’t take chances

this is hilarious, considering what a bitch his wife was
Posted by ? secretGspot on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:38:00 PST

Bwahahah I think we're dead!!!

this is funnies I've heard this year. ...
Posted by ? secretGspot on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:39:00 PST

Would you like a baby Poodle?

Article from: AAP THOUSANDS of Japanese have been swindled in a scam in which they were sold Australian and British sheep and told they were poodles. Flocks of sheep were imported to Japan and then so...
Posted by ? secretGspot on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:20:00 PST

Story of my Childhood

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted wit...
Posted by ? secretGspot on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:11:00 PST

Danse Macabre

Zig, zig, zig, Death in a cadence,Striking with his heel a tomb,Death at midnight plays a dance-tune,Zig, zig, zig, on his violin.The winter wind blows and the night is dark;Moans are heard in the lin...
Posted by ? secretGspot on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:55:00 PST

How to Be Friends With Guys

So you wanna become buddies...or become "one-of-the-guys," but you have a shy reputation? Here's how to instantly increase your guy popularity!Steps#1 Start smiling! You gotta seem approachable to the...
Posted by ? secretGspot on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST

Tell me that's not the YUMMIES thing you've ever seen.

What' a cute piggy, I've never felt Hungrier...YUMMY
Posted by ? secretGspot on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:19:00 PST