Mark Hoppus [E.S.L] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

GO BIG OR GO HOME.
...everyone needs a motto.
"Spread love like violence; Watch our words spread hope like fire..."
I'm not a good dancer. I am a good dancer. I'm not. you can use any of those...
I MEAN, I don't consider myself a good dancer. It's just that other people consider myself a good dancer. I like some hip hop. I have been known to dance with the brothers and sing the songs.
Go ahead put my rhymes on trial,
Cast you off into exile.
right now, I've been vibing pretty hard on these 3 things:
.michael jackson.
.using 'fart knocker' as an insult whenever I possibly can (Fart-Knocker: adj. An idiot; A phrase coined by "Beavis & Butt-Head" in the early 90's ie "Carl really isn't down as fuck... he's a fart knocker.")
.rob and big.
You got a problem? I got a problem solver, and his name is revolver.
I wanna roll away like a roller blade.
I mean, just sayin.
Bobby Light gonna do you right. those are the facts.
reppin [E.S.L]
..."we brings...melody."
"
the only guy worthy of presidency.
Beck said it best:
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.
...its like he knows.

My Interests

Real gangsta-ass niggas don't run for shit
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas can't run fast.

the grommets.

I'd like to meet:

zack and cody, and their suite lives.

patternsonaspoon: none of this is really a big deal
patternsonaspoon: like i wish we could all just make fun of eachother without it being shit talking.

what it is. give us beef. see what happens.

the best of the best.

Music:

I hate Queen. I will forever love Blink 182. most people hate me for both of these things.

Movies:

Mean Girls.
Empire Records.
Garden State.
Peter Pan.
All the ninja turtles movies.
These Girls.
Shawn of the Dead.
200 cigarettes.
Detroit Rock City.
Beauty Shop.
Idle Hands.
The Departed.
Grandma's Boy.
Girl,Interrupted.

Television:

ROB AND FUCKIN BIG.

THE BOONDOCKS.

Law and Order: SVU.

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

The L word.

Bones.

Flight of the Conchords.

Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job.

Books:

I don't read, and I'm not going to fake it.

Heroes:

I have to live with these poop butts. certified fuckers, they are.

little brothers siiiiiiiiick

my mother. who is down.

my best friend.

10 years and counting.

Rob and Big... and their mini horse.

My Blog

True Love...

The stars in the sky illuminate below,The light is the sign that love will guide you home.The stars in the sky illuminate below,If the world were to die, the light would guide you. real ...
Posted by Mark Hoppus [E.S.L] on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:37:00 PST

FOR CINDY- 7 thangs.

The first player of this game starts with the 7 weird things/habits about yourself" People who get tagged need to write a blog of their 7 weird things/ habits, as well as state these rules clearly for...
Posted by Mark Hoppus [E.S.L] on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:58:00 PST

puzzle pieces. all of you are puzzle pieces.

greg.anna.ashley.cindy.nikki.megan.michelle.alex.kathleen.na te.nicole.dave.parker.simon.ryan.ryan.liana.ries. i really feel like without these people i would fall apart.so I'd just like to say thank y...
Posted by Mark Hoppus [E.S.L] on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:34:00 PST

blah.

I do not like who I have become. I can't bring myself to excel in school.I can't bring myself to enjoy work.I can't bring myseld to move on. I am a weak person. That is very hard for me to admit becau...
Posted by Mark Hoppus [E.S.L] on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 02:01:00 PST

oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get in the way of your RETARDED.

don't be shady.no one likes that.no one asks for shady people for christmas.or says thanks for them on thanksgiving.so hey, I have this fun game.it's called don't.I fucking rule at it. and als...
Posted by Mark Hoppus [E.S.L] on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 10:33:00 PST