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About Me

I would kill for Dolly Parton. I mean, if she was like, "Hey Greg, do me a favor and I will be your friend. Go kill Usher." I would do it. Well, especially if it was Usher.

It is crazy how much that sums up my personality.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Uhh...Missy Elliot.

People who do dumb things...like carry a pickle in their pocket that they named because it looked like it had a face on it...or even better yet because they drew a face on it.

People who go to libraries.

Someone who knows what happened to Samantha Mumba.