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Look! It's Beth, the dancing cracker!

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About Me

I Am The Young Poet
In response to Andre Codrescue's poem To The Young Poet
I am the one with
her hand in the cookie jar
searching for inspiration
beyond the renowned poets
beyond the new flock
I need no prize nor praise
I need no fortune nor fame
you may be lost
I am writing my salvation
no one cares if you
live or die
I don't care if I
die, I live
on through my words
not in a book
not on a flickering computer screen
in one heart
or one mind or one soul
of one person who feels my meaning
Each generation needs more
sex
than the one before
I am looking for a deeper
intercourse
between a poet and the true self
between inspiration and revelation.

R.I.P. Clara Gilliland
Some people left for heaven without warning.
R.I.P. Wanda Sandlin
"If you have a dumb president, you get a dumb country." -Kurt Vonnegut
Awesome Quotes from People I Know
GlitterGothicGrl (9:19:22 PM): feel sorry for Drew he can't enjoy taco bell like we do because it causes taco hell on his colon
GlitterGothicGrl (4:13:17 PM): even my brother, if I didn't know any better I'd say he was on his period and needed to change his manpon
Attemptsfailed (10:13:57 PM): it actually involved a monkey and three apples
Attemptsfailed (8:52:23 PM): yeah, so masturbation and lasanga is only the best combination ever
StillJustMeg (9:21:50 PM): what do you call a lesbian dinasaur?
StillJustMeg (9:22:17 PM): a lickalotapis
Want your super cool quote up here? Talk to me via AOL Istant Messenger (Hofmans my hero) and you might just find a piece of your mind on my page. :)
I b e l i e v e i n f a i r i e s ...My mom tells me I have c r e a t i v e vision...I don't enjoy being told I'm wrong...I like to take pictures...I have severe trust issues...I like reading books about kids with problems...I draw on everything...It is possible that I am completely and utterly insane.

My Interests



music movies, literature, Pink Floyd , 80's music, trends, theater, philosophy, comdey, psychology, contentment, faeries, safety pins, technology, narcotics , comics, Grateful Dead, anime, flawless beauty, priceless minds, Classic cars , pretty colors, bright colors, fashion magazines, piercings, photography, Yellow Submarine , posters, magazines, drawing , mushrooms, rpg, glass pieces, levers, Riccochet, ice cream cakes, green lighters, insane cartoons, Sublime, Chinese dragons, art in all forms
Things are gonna change ... I can feel it

Look at the stars...look how they shine for you...And all the things that you do...

In this town, we call home, everyone hails to the Pumpkin song. In this town, don't we love it now, everyone's waiting for the next surprise.

If flesh could crawl my skin would fall from my bones and run away from here as far from God as heaven is wide.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus H. Christ, Angelina Jolie, Steve Buscemi, Mos Def, Stephen King, a Communist, Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, Abbey Hofmann, Snoop Dogg, Christian Bale, Frank Zappa, Mika Boorem
Roger Waters

Music:

Truckin', got my chips cashed in...
311, Aerosmith, Air, Alanis Morissette, Alicia Keys, A Perfect Circle, Audioslave, Black Sabbath, Blink 182, Bloc Party, Blondie, Blue Oyster Cult, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Brand New, Cake, The Cars, Cheap Trick, Chicago, Coldplay, Cream, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Cypress Hill, Dashboard Confessional, Distillers, Disturbed, The Doors, Eminem, Eve6, Everclear, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Gorillaz, Grateful Dead, Green Day, Gwen Stefani, Hole, Incubus, Jem, Jimi Hendrix, Billy Joel, Kid Rock, The Kinks, Kittie, Korn, Ludacris, Marilyn Manson, Mindless Self Indulgence, Modest Mouse, Nelly, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Outkast, Ozzy Osbourne, Pink Floyd, The Postal Service, Queen, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Salt N Peppa, Santana, Seether, Smashing Pumpkins, Spice Girls, Sublime, Taking Back Sunday, Tatu, Third Eye Blind, Tom Petty (and the Heartbreakers), Velvet Underground, Weezer, The Who
T E C H N O rocks!

Movies:

*More so than any candy, your smile can make the world a sweeter place.*
Pink Floyd:The Wall, Butterfly Effect, Donnie Darko, Ten Things I Hate About You, Half Baked, Moulin Rouge, Fargo, Center Stage, Coyote Ugly, Practical Magic, Underworld, Van Helsing, The Net, 28 Days, Murder by Numbers, A Time to Kill, Where the Heart Is, Love Actually, The Goonies, The South Park Movie, Raising Arizona, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Stand by Me, Hot Chick, Drumline, Two Weeks Notice, Bridget Jones' Diary, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Two Days in the Valley, Chocolat, The Man with One Red Shoe, Liar Liar, Harry Potter (1, 2, 3), Sailor Moon (R, S, SuperS), The Ref, The Graduate, SLC Punk, Trainspotting, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Airplane, The Last Unicorn, Lost Boys, The Longest Yard, Parent Trap, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Princess Bride, Girl Interrupted, Mean Girls, Sin City, Romeo + Juliet, Wizards, White Oleander, Bowfinger, Hook, Lady and the Tramp, Lion King, Paulie, We're Back, Mulan, Demolision Man, Dogma, Alice in Woderland, Fantasia, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Next Best Thing, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Dazed and Confused, Swordfish, Clerks, Apocolypse Now, Constaintine, Blood Simple, Cruel Intentions, Freeway, Get Shorty, Usual Suspects, Resivoir Dogs, Club Dread, Devil's Rejects, Wild Things, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Miss Congeniality, Eurotrip, Big Fish, Happy Gilmore, The Upside of Anger, Pearl Harbor, The Incredibles, Billy Madison, Some Like It Hot, Spellbound, The Incredibles, Mall Rats, Yellow Submarine, Phantoms, Forest Gump, Crash, It Happened One Night, Jarhead, Gone With the Wind, Corpse Bride, A Time to Kill, Little Mermaid, Scarface, 300, Grindhouse, Bridge to Terabithia, Gia, Thank you for Smoking,
BIG fan of indie films
Foriegn Films
Cartoons
Anime
Computer Animation
One toke, you poor fool? Wait till you see these goddamn bats.

Television:



VH1, Comedy Central, Nickolodean, Cartoon Network
It's my favorite show! No, this is my favorite show! Look! It's my favorite show! I love this show...
That 70's Show, Teen Titans, Fairly Odd Parents, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Cybil, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Willow is Hot), Rugrats, Invader Zim, Family Guy, Outlaw Star, Sailor Moon, Conan O'Brien, Comic Remix, Premium Blend, Reno 911, Friday Night Standup, Shorties Watching Shorties, Will & Grace, I Love Lucy, Boobah (haha, not really), Futurama, Gundam Wing, Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z, Degrassi, My So-Called Life, Charmed, Robot Chicken, Fullmetal Alchemist
Adult Swim

I love T.V.

Books:

The Giver, The Outsiders, F451, I Am The Cheese, Speak, Animal Farm, Tithe, Crank, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Heart Is, Orange is not the Only Fruit
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Heroes:



Rainbow Brite, Lucy, Sailor Moon, Madonna, My mom, Gaz, Dib, Brittany Spears, Meatwad, Mary Jane, Dave Chapelle, Big Gay Al, GIR

Which random cat are you?
A bunny with a pancake on its head
You're not a cat...you're a bunny! And nobody knows what the hell you're talking about, either.

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My Friends Mean the World to Me.

My Blog

New blog in like, forever. You should check it out.

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