Tess Marie [DB*] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Dear World,
My name is Tess & I'm really 17.
I smoke, I drink, I laugh.
I'm sarcastic & I'm not friendly.
I am pretty shallow.
I have the potential to be a sweetheart,
I prefer not to be.
I am in love with my friends and family.
Men have cocks.
Le Fin.
If I were a man I'd grow a mustache I'd make all of my ladies wear high heels I would be the leader in every dance there is And every stubborn dancing queen would follow meIf I were a man
I could do anything
Anything that I desire
I'd be the man in mankind and the universal he
I'd never go out on a limb because I'd be the tree
If I were a man
I'd be in the boys club
I would be so masculine
I'd conquer all the ladies
With force or galantry
I'd hold you in my arms just so that you could hold me
If I were a man, if I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me
If I were a man
I'd speak with authority
I would be so eloquent
My stacked vocabulary and my witty repartee
Would win respect from all my peers, but never give me away
If I were a man
I'd be a cowboy
I'd terrify you with my gun
I'd be the cop in cops and robbers
I'd be a demolition man
If I blew up all my friends I'd be king of the land
If I were a man, if I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me
If I were a man I could do anything
Anything that I desire
I'd be the man in mankind and the universal he
Every door that once was shut would open for me
If I were a man, if I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me
If I were a man, if I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me
If I were a man, if I were a man I'd like to meet somebody like me
..

My Interests

Reading & writing.
Tanning.
Men.
Swimming.
Nature.
Drinking.
Cooking.
Laughing & smiling.
Being out there.
Nursing.
The police force.
Piercings & Tattoos.
High paced activities.
Coffee.
Love.
Guns.
Shows.
Fairs & Carnivals.
Finland.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Tool, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer, Opeth, Emmure, Otep, The Dresden Dolls, Swallow the Sun, Katatonia, Katakylsm, Manson, Seether, Gary Numan, Dimmu Borgir, Blind Guardian, Amon Amarth Breaking Benjamin, Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, The Used, The Cure, anything acoustic...

Movies:

The Crow.
21.
Ironman.
Gypsy 83.
I am Legend
28 days & weeks later.
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas!!.
Across the Universe.

Television:

House, The Girls Next Door, LA Ink.

Books:

Drawing blood.
Anatomy books.
Nursing Books.
Norse Mythology.
Zombie books.

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson.
Bill Hicks.
Mitch Hedberg.
David Tanner [6th grade teacher].
Grandmother & Grandfather Austin.
Chris DeLong.
Cheryl Rettig.

Pete Anderson for President!

My Blog

::virus::

I never knew so much paincould be tracked back to you.that all my misery that they have to endureis all because ofyou...you closed the doorshe slammed a bottle downon the kitchen tablei was stuck in a...
Posted by Tess Marie [DB*] on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:13:00 PST

power

::This is the way I'm_wired::*To a circuit board of insanity*_Sleeping quietly-it never fails to pull me awake_.:the wire shoots through my lower back:.(not again.)-_i can't fight it-why would i_-::.t...
Posted by Tess Marie [DB*] on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 06:09:00 PST

My Forty Minute Drive

and for once i had the chance to relax.have 20 mins or soto let my skin soak up the rays&& the wind tangle up my hair.then i started thinkingwhich I hate to do...just because i get so into it&...
Posted by Tess Marie [DB*] on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:39:00 PST

dream (more for i dont forget)

I had this really fucked up dream-Well it started off as, Greg and I were in a field and the grass was really thick and long but pushed down in one direction. Like the wind pushed that way for a reall...
Posted by Tess Marie [DB*] on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 05:46:00 PST

::thoughts::

Do you think...Girls say that a guy is bad in bed, to make you not want to have them in bed?because honestly...it makes us want to know for sure if they are good in bed or not.I mean seriously, just s...
Posted by Tess Marie [DB*] on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:54:00 PST

narcissism

A little about me--I am seventeen-My favorite color is blue-I have the ability to act like a bitch-I am very sarcastic...deal. haha-I love love-I rarely get along with girls-I absolutely adore my frie...
Posted by Tess Marie [DB*] on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:25:00 PST

cynic

ignorant...ignorant...i will never be the same[[i shall not fall with the masses]]:so i won't connect with anyone:It's twice as loud as reasonso they say...and I never meant to sound this way.I am not...
Posted by Tess Marie [DB*] on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:46:00 PST

4°

and the way you touch my facethe way i feel when we embracethe kiss you give me is somethingunforgettableand the way I mention you to my friendsis nothing less then sensual.i can't stand being a...
Posted by Tess Marie [DB*] on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:16:00 PST

To those with cocks...

Just for the record...I do not want to ride your dickhave it placed in my mouthor see it in a picture.Yes, I am sure.Promise. -Lolita...
Posted by Tess Marie [DB*] on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:51:00 PST

::you dont, you cant but you will:: trois

You do good, why so vicious?So there is this lady, who is very rude, hasty, and always seems not to be happy. She is overweight, worked at a sub shop, which is now closed so I don’t know where s...
Posted by Tess Marie [DB*] on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:12:00 PST