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Sgt. Pepper

Your Only Young Once, Don't Fuck It Up

About Me

the garlic is a friend of the carrots, the carrots are friends of the potatoe, the onion is fickle and cannot decide where her loyalties lie and has hence formed a loveless but practical alliance with everyone except the broccoli. do not ask about the broccoli. it will only make you cry
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark Elliott
Birthday: 2nd July
Birthplace: Smoggy Land
Current Location: Newcastle
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Varies, at the moment its dark brown with green and purple streaks
Height: 5ft10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: British
The Shoes You Wore Today: My scruffy blueish things
Your Weakness: Wine and women
Your Fears: Losing cat again
Your Perfect Pizza: Probably pollo from bar one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass 2nd year!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hows tricks chikadee?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wheres my phone?
Your Best Physical Feature: Ask other people
Your Bedtime: When I run out of money
Your Most Missed Memory: Playing footy with Tone in the garden
Pepsi or Coke: Either with vodka
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both!
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Lots
Do you Shower Daily: Nope, im a minger
Have you Been in Love: Yes, its crap
Do you want to go to College: Uni
Do you want to get Married: Yeh
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeh
Do you think you are Attractive: How do you answer these questions?
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not fussed
Do you play an Instrument: Badly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeh
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Kind of
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Probably
Ever been Drunk: Erm.....
Ever been called a Tease: Yeh
Ever been Beaten up: Yeh
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I dont
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Mature
What country would you most like to Visit: Sicily
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Depends what suits them
Height: Smallish
Weight: Not an issue
Best Clothing Style: Emo/Punk
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not too much
Number of CDs I own: Not an issue
Number of Piercings: A few
Number of Tattoos: A few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Try not to regret anything
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My Interests

Music, singin, football, cricket, badminton, partying with mates, live music, drama, live comedy

I'd like to meet:

kelly and juninho

Music:

Long list of punk, indie, metal, jazz, swing and classical. lets list a couple shal we?..........all american rejects, arcade fire, arctic monkeys, be your own pet, beatles, beth jeans houghton, blink, bob dylan, brand new, brighteyes, clash, coheed and cambria, cribs, crimea, damien rice, death cab, distillers, sinatra, fratellis, glc, gorillaz, greenday, imogen heap, incubus, indigo colony, interpol, jet, julliete and the licks, kasabian, kings of leon, kinks, lauren hill, libertines, lily allen, marilyn manson, maximo park, me first and the gimme gimmes, muse, mcr, nine inch nails, nirvana, nofx, norah jones, oasis, ocean colour scene, pixies, placebo, postal service, prodigy, queen, radiohead, rakes, reel big fish, richard cheese, robbie, stones, romance, snow patrol, soft cell, stereophonics, sex pistols, strokes, sugarcult, system, tenacious d, thrills, toploader, tv on the radio, yeah yeah yeahs

Movies:

Snatch, lock stock, resevoir dogs, pulp fiction, die hard, oceans 11, the godfather, dog day afternoon, shawshank redemption, scarface, cool runnin's, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, walk the line, sin city, trainspotting, pursuit of happiness

Television:

Top gear, shipwrecked, neighbours, friends, coupling, simpsons, deal or no deal, the apprentice, jonathan creek, jonathan ross, have i got news for you, room 101, sugar rush, black books and also a lot of stand up comedy.

Books:

Anything by mario puzo