Warren G - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i am awesome.....really.
sometimes i like to get crunk
i don't like macs, but i guess mac people are ok.
i like coffee flavored coffee.
4 out of 5 mothers love me.
i invented the exlamation point.
i've had coffee with officers in the israeli army
i was mistaken for a 'gypo' while in france
i like to blair whitesnake when i'm driving down newbury.....'here i go again on my own'.
i heart beer
i've been on TV
i can no longer persue my dream of Olympic slalom due to the fact that I lost my amatuer status in a poker tournament.
I heart CAPOEIRA check out our group in my VIDEOS
I'm Doper than floyd landis
I'm so Hip your grandfather broke me
I'm so Bomb, Iran (and north korea) can't have me
I'm so Sexy, Justin brought me back 5 times
I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time
I'm so sweet, slugworth stole ME
I'm so Cool they have to measure me in Kelvin.....But i'll tell you what's not cool, killing strippers. Because strippers are people too. Naked people, who might be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of the VIP room. Besides there's no reason to kill them, because most of them are already dead on the inside.
my safety word is banana

My Interests

capoeira,collecting friends like pogs, StrongBad , Making others laugh at my expense, wreckless eyeballin'

I'd like to meet:

someone who is as equally as awesome as i am, but preferably more so.

Music:

everything

Movies:

anything really really bad

Television:

whatever dido tivos. i'm still trying to get over the loss of party of 5 being cancelled

Books:

The Art of Deception, 2600 , The Art of Intrusion

Heroes:

mom and pops

My Blog

I need an old priest and a young priest

the power of christ compels youthe power of christ compels you .....
Posted by Warren G on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:42:00 PST

so youre telling me this is not normal?

"Comcast breaks into house, demands money, shoots, and then drives away." I guess this is why i feel like Jodie Foster in "The Accused" after i pay my comcast bills. link here...
Posted by Warren G on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:15:00 PST

A rant from ken

i have no idea who ken is.But i like where his head is at.this country is turning into one big douchbag factory.Rant from ken...
Posted by Warren G on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:03:00 PST

my new screensaver

check out my new screen saver.but seriously it really can be downloaded as a screensaver.http://www.funnyordie.com/promos/screensavers ...
Posted by Warren G on Tue, 27 May 2008 01:23:00 PST

Italian Spiderman Episode 1

Feast your hungry eyes and thirsty ears on the italian spiderman my friends.episode1 .....
Posted by Warren G on Fri, 23 May 2008 05:46:00 PST

These photos are mines, right?

This guy is a dumbass.He posted some ad on craigslist, which i can only assume was to attract the ladies since he's hold a whopping $600 in his dirty little dick beaters next to a portr...
Posted by Warren G on Thu, 22 May 2008 02:55:00 PST

Champions!

there was no work being done yesterday afternoon.what a game.what a team. .....
Posted by Warren G on Thu, 22 May 2008 01:47:00 PST

when keeping it real goes wrong.

Old and busted:Latarian milton stealing his grandma's SUV and doing 'hood rat' stuff with his friends. ..New hotness:Latarian keeping it real and cashing those checks his grandma's mouth k...
Posted by Warren G on Thu, 15 May 2008 12:42:00 PST

best commercial ever

maybe its supposed to be van persie, since he does play for the gunners and the Ned. national team. ..now i cant wait to play...
Posted by Warren G on Wed, 07 May 2008 02:14:00 PST

Hey, you. Tablefucker.

So apparently this fine young man was arrested for allegedly having sex with a deck table. Yes, I said deck table - sooooo you know where the umbrella goes in the middle - you know what......nevermind...
Posted by Warren G on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:19:00 PST