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About Me

Hello there, my name is Evan, obviously. I currently attend the University of Alabama and all its glory. I come from a backwoods, redneck town in north Alabama called Hamilton. Good place to raise your kids, 20 years ago. Anywho, I moved away from home after I graduated high school and have been schooling it up since. I'm pretty laid back and easy going, but I can have my crazy moments when I want. Music is my life, however I'm living it. I also love a good country mile, some of you know what I mean. That's about it.
Disgruntled Donny
People Iced: Nineteen
Car Bombs Planted: Seventeen
Favorite Weapon Shards of Glass
Arms Broken: Five
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Four
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: Ruprick
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AWSOME-GAME
You Know You're From Alabama When...
You have a party or a barbeque whenever Alabama plays Auburn in football.You go to Gulf Shores every summer.You call the Atlanta Braves baseball team "us" like they're actually from Alabama.You would much rather visit Florida than California.You don't "take", you "carry" or "tote"... as in "You want me to carry you down to the 7-11?"A soft drink isn't soda, cola, or pop, it's Coke.You call it a "buggy" and not a shopping cart.You've said "fixin' to," "might could," or "usetacould" during the last week.Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.You know the meaning of the phrase "Fobbed again."You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Opelika, Bayou La Batre, and Oneonta.The Talladega 500 is the biggest sporting event of any sort during the entire year.You know exactly what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and you know someone who eats them anyway.You think that people who complain about the humidity in other states are sissies.You aren't surprised to find rental movies, groceries, ammunition and bait all in the same store.You've missed a wedding or a funeral to go to a football game. Asian food is always "CHINESE" regardless of the fact that it may actually be Korean or Japanese or ThaiYou actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Alabama.
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My Interests

Music (playing or attending), outdoors (hiking, camping, fishing), Crimson Tide Football and other assorted sports, hanging with friends, and the occsional acid flashback.

I'd like to meet:

John Ashcroft so I could kick him in the nuts.The Man, the Legend, Frank Zappa.

Music:

Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, Widespread Panic, Dave Matthews Band, The Allman Brothers Band, Gorillaz, North Mississippi All-Stars, Ray Lamontagne, The Killers, Led Zeppelin, The Police, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, CCR, Steely Dan, Traffic, James Taylor, Jeff Beck, Jethro Tull, Joe Satriani, Joni Mitchell, Leo Kottke, Allison Krauss and Union Station, Van Morrison, The Vermicious Canids, A Perfect Circle, Big Wreck, Billy Joel, Blues Traveler, Bob Dylan, Bob Segar, Bruce Springsteen, Derek and the Dominos, The Doobie Brothers, Jackson Brown, Jimi Hendrix, Journey, Neil Young, Nickle Creek, Peter Frampton, Peter Gabriel, Primus, The Rolling Stones, Rush, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Tool, Frank Zappa, Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, Count Basie, Duke Ellington, Etta James, Metallica, Megadeth, David Bowie, Moe. This list could go on for days.

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Which Bob Dylan song are you?
Ballad of a Thin Man

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Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Heat, Troy, Raising Arizona, The Life Aquatic, Royal Tinnanbaums, Resivour Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Full Metal Jacket, Memphis Belle, Patton, Platoon, Apocalypse Now, Almost Famous, A Bridge Too Far, Empire of the Sun, Anything Tom Hanks

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Jeopardy, Futarama, Fox News, ESPN, Conan.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Fear and Loathing, The Great White Shark Hunt, and anything by John Grisham or Kurt Vonnegut

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Heroes:

Dr. Raymond C. Patrick, Dave Matthews, Duane Allman, Bootsy Collins, John Bell, and "The Dude".

My Blog

Rainy night in Alabama...

I killed a band of hippies tonight. As their blood ran down my hand I relized I must prepare for the revolution. Unarmed combat is a must, for hippies don't beleive in guns. I think I...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 11:42:00 PST

Pink Floyd Wisdom

A little Pink Floyd wisdom for you. Remember, God listens to Pink Floyd. "Sorrow" The sweet smell of a great sorrow lies over the landPlumes of smoke rise and merge into the leaden sky:A ...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:20:00 PST