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Shawn

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

You're afraid of strangers?
I'm afraid of your friends.

Can you feel this?

How about now?

My Interests

storytelling, lying, derelicts, babbling, yapping, never listening, cancer, battering rams, balls and chains, linguists, theatre of the absurd, blackxsploitation, mexsploitation, casino, cee-lo, threes, kings, sex beats, hate fucking, politics, whores, whores, whores, first kisses, pet fish, bookworms, blowtorches, lighters, dive bars, bowling alleys, text wars, thumb wars, card tricks, blackjack, tooth brushes, bad tattoos, wedding rings, wrist bands, cameras, police brutality, acoustics, lust, humor, romantic comedies, dark comedies, pianos, cellos, uprights, ghetto blasters, wine, boxes of wine, bed hopping, pan handlers, breaking, dance parties, dirty floors, lipstick, clean fingernails, diets, fears, phobias, nightmares, dreams, biological warfare, chemicals, drug users, genius, drunks, self-medication, straight-a students, smartasses, prodigies, making lists.

I'd like to meet:

A better version of you.

Music:

heartbreaking ballads, drunken karaoke renditions, and female voices.

Television:

Project Runway. That show is feirce.

Books:

CURRENT READ: Everything I Learned About Film Making I Learned From The Toxic Avenger.

My Blog

Coming clean.

i've got this mental disorder. where i can't take anything in life seriously. where if something that causes me stress isn't immediately made fun of, i'm gonna have a heart attack or spontaneously com...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:46:00 PST

I’ve been framed.

i had a dream the other night that i was satan. all my friends had betrayed me and my only option was to try to get on the good side of all the saints, angels, and the apostles. i remember when i lear...
Posted by Shawn on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:35:00 PST