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Bird

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About Me

I'll eat your brain and gain your knowledge.Here are some photos of me and my bawbe!

My Interests

movies, music, people watching, dancing, partying, beer pong, and art.... it's like my life....( cigarette smoke)... alot of different axiomatic things interest me...ecspecially vocabulary. hmm scary video games. Hanging out with my baby. Listening to the band jam out on thursday!

I'd like to meet:

Anti-pretentious individuals who have strange humor. maybe even people who play dorky video games, secretly, but don't soak up interests as lifestyles and become yucky inept stereotypes of dnd ponytailed goof balls. Or hey, I wouldn't mind that so much I guess, just as long as they are cool kids who were down to earth and funny. But I 'll tell you who I don't want to meet!!! That stupid bitch who works and that puffed up 'artsy' infected nose bleed of a so called store whose yellow haired make-up clerk condescends towards customers over eye shadow, fuck you I hate you and your grandiloquent hair which only hides a true hollow character...actually you are so void of dynamics I would not even catergorize your perturbing jolts and murbs as personifying any form of a 'character'. ZING BITCH!!!! Anyway, more specifically I would like to meet Salvador Dali (not sure on spelling)...I have some of his works in my appartment that totally blow me away. the writer of all those sci fi mothra movies...someone with a lot of money who would hire me to sit at a desk and drink starbucks coffee, I mean a lot of money. Or someone with a lot of money who would hire me to come up with creative and innovative ideas... I'll add to the list later...

Music:

the mars volta, blindside, The CURE, sublime, the police, THE POSTAL SERVICE, death cap, bjork, portishead, petey pablo, pete yorn (because my babe thinks about me when he listens to Pete Yorn!), modest mouse, new found glory, tsunami bomb, no doubt, depeche mode, dixie chicks, heart, glass jaw, phil collins, peter gabriel, the beatles, ludacris, The shins, at the drive in, the yeah yeah yeahs, micheal jackson, failure, the velvet teen, marvin gaye, tears for fears,...(for the sake of waynes world)...alice cooper, ...The KILLERS (I can't help it), Justin Timberlake (still can't help it),

Movies:

Hmmm.... the princess bride, neverending story, the labyrnth, nightmare before christmas (but I'm not gay and I don't own the lunch box and the 8 limited edition t-shirsts) big fan of tim burton movies, hated the new charlie and the chocolate factory... edward scissor hands...I really am crazy for Johnny depp. kill bill was good. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind was awesome. My babe liked sideways, I think it's over-rated, and I feel as though the majority of people who liked it are suedo bohemian artsy fartsy connossieurs of hip culture...but I mean the movie was oooookaaaay...i dunno, maybe I just need to watch it again and condition myself to think in the ways of the herd, because "everyone else loved it". definetly not a fan of lame ass rob zombie movies... Scary movies are my favorite, but damn they suck lately...everything sucks lately...even like life and stuff.....j/k I also like life is beautiful, A.I, I really like those parody movies that are come out every few years I forget what they are called. Oh, empire records, snatch, lock shock and two smoking barrels, sixth sense, donnie darko (favorite at the moment), tank girl, zoolander, go, waynes world!!, silent hill!! adams family... The sciece of sleep(anything by Michele Gondry), Evil Dead trilogy, Ameile, GrindHouse!!! Golden Child, Running Scared (the one with Paul Walker),....

Television:

hmmm adult swim in my favorite!!! Home movies is my favorite, my best friend and I find that are lives run parallel with Walter and Perry's.flavor of love lost

Books:

the beginning and end of the universe...catcher and the rye.... brave new world, animal farm, American Psycho,..

Heroes:

CHILDREN!!! Because of their innocence... TOTALLY NOT SERIOUS!Sean 'C" Collins is my hero!!! and MY BABY!!!!! definetly. I can't express how freakin awesome he is. He really keeps things in perspective for me and keeps me centered.

My Blog

funeral, tornado, and Hemingway???

Can't sleepTerrible dreams all night. At a funeral, that is really a house party celebrating my great grandfathers death (I never knew my great grandfather). Takes place in some warped house floating ...
Posted by Bird on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 06:42:00 PST

It’s been a nice day!!

Feeling good!Applied to State a little while agoGoing to New York!! Seeing Bjork on Monday. making cool little crafts. drawing alotmaking some cashola at the jobHaving nice dance sessions with the gir...
Posted by Bird on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST

A journey called ... life?

It's time to get serious about life again. Moving down town soon. Very excited. I grew up in the heart of Memphis. So I'm thinking that the city life will fulfill some nostalgic urgency within my...
Posted by Bird on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:19:00 PST

ralph

drawing a cartoon possibly. I never finish anything. It always takes me so long. I'm constantly distracted. Seems like everything has been made to make life go by quicker and to give people ...
Posted by Bird on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 09:10:00 PST

Frog Ladies

Frog ladies....uggghhhhhhhaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!   I swear we live in a age where you can't find kids playing outside. And if you are one of the few that like to enjoy an outing your most likely to...
Posted by Bird on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:31:00 PST

don't worry ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not trying to be difficult here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by Bird on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST

Coffee induced random thoughts, I guess...

I think that when I depart from this world, it will be in the form of a car crash, my fault. I can't seem to pay attention. I'm constantly trancing out and/ or dancing. Trying to figure out what ...
Posted by Bird on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:54:00 PST

my book is getting to me i think

 hmm... So I have held back today. And it is killing me. In a situation where I would go stand up for what I believe in...I have just subdued and allow it to continue. While this fucker has no id...
Posted by Bird on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:42:00 PST

I cannot express to you all how much I love my boyfriend

    He is awesomemacnoincrediblesexysexy as fuckwetanizing(think about it)greasy in a good waysexysexy sexyhe is the bomband by bomb i mean explosive sex machineunbelievablehe makes me ...
Posted by Bird on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:22:00 PST

Boy am I hungry...and who is Larry Bird?

I awoke this morning with a number of things on my mind.  As most of you know I have a puppy named Swayze which I now know is of the girliest names I could have chosen, but taking care of him is ...
Posted by Bird on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:22:00 PST