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The Enormously Large Black Guy

How can I be a member of the "Garnet Army?" I WANNA ENLIST!!!!!

About Me

Hi. Im Jarrett... And before I continue with my spill about who I am, I just want to say, that I am a christian. I believe that Jesus Christ died for us all, to give us the shot at being close to The Father. I am not ashamed of my faith, and I am not going to back down on my beliefs according to the word. Thank you Jesus for your sacrifice. Well, anyways,I am currently doing nothing with myself, but trying to change that. I work at Twain's Billiards and Tap here in LOVELY Decatur, Georgia. I just got this job and I LOVE it! Its better than the crap that I was working at... nothing against anyone there, but it was time for change :) I am 6'5" tall, and I tip the scales at around 390 lbs. believe it or not... at first glace you wouldnt think that I would weigh that much, but I am a big boy :) And as far as I know, I am in good health. :) I love going to concerts and seeing bands that can capture my intrest and make me love music that much more. I especially love going to the movies. In todays go-go society, no one never has the time to slow down... I make it a goal of mines to slow down, and one way of doing that is by going to the movies. If Im by myself, or with friends, it doesnt matter. Movies are a great escape from the troubles of life... its cheaper than drinking, and drugs (which I dont do, but I can imagine... if you waste money on drugs, it gets really expensive)... I was born and raised in Columbia, South Carolina, home of THE University of South Carolina Gamecocks... With new coaches on our football team that will improve us in the special teams game, and also with a new Defensive Coordinator, Its pretty much up to the players on how nasty they wanna play... This year, I believe we will play a good case to win the SEC and bring home a conference title for the first time in 39 years. :) And we also got a new basketball coach who is already a fan favorite back home. I cant wait to see what type of damage coach horn will bring to the rest of the college basketball world :) GO COCKS!!! Anyways, thats pretty much it about me... hope you have enjoyed this read. God bless.....
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My Interests

Like I have mentioned, I love concerts and movies, which in turns also means that I have a love for music... Thats a given, anyways, I love to watch football, I love to play it again. I love to learn things that catches my intrest like music, and movies, and writing... Funny thing about me is, that I hate reading, but I love to write. Something about the way that a person could put words and meanings together just makes me happy. makes me imagine and see things bigger and different. So if I tell you that Im writing, or have gotten creative, I may have just written something cool... jealous? I would be. :)

I'd like to meet:

I do not turn a soul away, unless I can tell that they are going to be trouble... Either way, I love meeting new and exciting people, and by exciting, I also do mean dull... I dont care... I love meeting people. Its also kinda in the job description... Everyone, off the bat, has my respect... I give everyone my all... I will give you the clothes off my back if you need it... You have to earn my disrespect, and have to work extra hard for me to put you in the hate catagory... no matter how strong the word is, I do hate. and I would hate to hate you. :) I have already met a lot of famous people here in this big ass city, but there are a few that I still would love to sit down and just conversate with, just to say, that I have met, such a such a famous person...

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Music:

I love REAL music. When I say REAL music, I mean music that has a message, or inspiration to inspire future generations to make a move to better the world. Music comes from the soul and is expressed from the heart, and is played with everything you have. If you play music that intrests me, that means that I consider it to be real. TV on the Radio, The White Stripes, Janelle Monae, The Raconteurs, Noisettes, P.O.D., A lot of the classic rockers, Nicole Willis and the Soul Investigators, Erykah Badu, Coheed and Cambria, and many more musicians entertain me cause the play with passion. They play REAL music. The pop shit that they forcefeed you on the radio isnt real music. Its just the shit that you can stand without turning off the radio. Believe me when I say that Music and Society are NOT to meet eye to eye. Music is the influence to society and not the other way around. Thats why I have such a passion for good REAL music, and such a hate for shit music that they play like these teenie boppers with no hair on there nuts... so, with that said. listen and respect REAL music. It will better our history.

Movies:

Like I mentioned, I love movies. Great getaway I think... To watch a good movie is to allow your soul to be touched. And there are plenty of movies that I saw that just made me happy, inspired, laugh, determined, and most importantly, made me feel human. seriously! I love movies that damn much! What can I say. The only real genre of movie that I do not like, and try to stay away from is horror. I do not like horror flicks. never had never will... and political movies. Kiss my ass, keep your opinions away from me. But some of the movies that I will mention, will, and may include some horror and some political movies. I like them for other reason. so here we go. in no particular order : Anchor Man, The Ladies Man, Beerfest, Smokin' Aces, P.S., Spider Man 1 and 2, Lord of the Ring Trilogy, The Matrix Trilogy, X-men Trilogy, Super Man Returns, Gridiron Gang, We Were Soldiers, Wayne's World 1 and 2, All the Austin Powers movies, CARS, Schreck 1 and 2, Robin Hood Men in Tights, The Program (filmed in Columbia, South Carolina, MY hometown! :-D), Reniasance Man (same thing about the hometown), Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (partly filmed in my hometown), Saw, Carrie, The Rage: Carrie 2, Accepted, Saving Private Ryan, Talladega Nights, Nacho Libre, Nepoleon Dynomite, Water Boy, RENT, The Grudge, The Ring, Apocalypto, Passion of the Christ, Brave Heart, Gladiator, Waiting, and Dodgeball: A true under dog story, Grindhouse (Planet Terror/Death Proof), Across The Universe, The Simpsons Movie, Leatherheads, Superhero Movie, Y Tu Mama' Tambien, CLOVERFIELD, Dancing at the Blue Iguana.... Thats all I can think of right now, but there are plenty more. trust me.

Television:

I have literally, as far back as I can remember, had a TV in my room. Most of my decisions in life, that I have made, has been the result of what I saw on TV. I dont do a lot of things cause of TV, and I am not ashamed by it. I love watching TV, keeps me entertained and informed if I choose to stay in contact with the world and its goings on... I stay clear from reality TV as best as possible, I watch some primetime, and I love a good show or cartoon that will make me laugh. some of the shows that are on now that I watch are Heroes, Adult Swim, Spongebob Squarepants, The Boondocks, Mythbusters, and ESPN... thats as close to reality TV as it will get for me. so BOYAH! I am always flippin the channel to see if there is anything entertaining on, so I may end up watching some things on Comedy Central, or MTV 2, where they actually play music, and FX or where ever... TV is cool with me, and I will always make time for TV... Also, with the TV on, it quiets my thoughts, to where I can actually sleep at night.

Books:

Im not much into reading, but I have 2 good ones. Wild at Heart. a great book. really good for men to read to see what they are suppose to be in the world according to God, and of course, the bible! :) I love that book. a lot of people with short comings like me, and God to help them through! :)

Heroes:

all those who lay down there lives and livelihoods to make this a better place or to save another life, deservingly or not, is a hero in my book. God bless you all. Also my favorite is probably Peter Petrelli. If I could be any hero, it would be him... I mean SERIOUSLY! If you pass by someone who has a power, you get it, and keep it forever!!! HOW FREAKIN COOL IS THAT!!!???!?! But anyways, Im done.

My Blog

How much more can I hold?

its 4 in the morning, I cant sleep, there must be something on my mind right? well you have guessed right... Im currently sitting here and thinking about this past week, and some relationships of mine...
Posted by The Enormously Large Black Guy on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:21:00 PST

Without...

Everyone who knows me, or have met me, knows that I try my best to be a model citizen here in these United States of America... But, some people loves to take advantage of the big hearted, and this is...
Posted by The Enormously Large Black Guy on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:22:00 PST

theme for next year... "GOLDEN AGE!"

As most of you know, one of my favorite bands is TV on the Radio... and I am SO stoked, and EXCITED that in less than a week, there new album, titled "Dear Science" drops next Tuesday... Great title. ...
Posted by The Enormously Large Black Guy on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 11:39:00 PST

NEW!

Lately, when I have made the statement: "Im ready for NEW," and even today, Iim still ready for the new... What is new? IM not sure, but Im ready for it... So, how does one find new? Well, heres my th...
Posted by The Enormously Large Black Guy on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:47:00 PST

WHAT THE HELL HAS BEEN GOING THROUGH MY HEAD?!

And yet, another sleepless night.. And all I can think about is sleep... Ill get plently of it eventually... but here, now, I got something on my mind... What do I have? Honestly, its a rock... its a ...
Posted by The Enormously Large Black Guy on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:26:00 PST

its not a crisis of faith... but i dont know what it is...

Ive been alone in this world for a long time now... I have one sister, that I havent seen in about 7-8 years now... I live at home with my mom who has 3 sisters and 2 brothers... My cousins are b...
Posted by The Enormously Large Black Guy on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 02:53:00 PST

people are stupid. and they smell...

Someone asked me yesterday if I saw Barak Obama's speach at the DNC... I looked at them and I said "Hell no!! It's football season, and my Gamecocks were playing." Now, knowing how vital every word, i...
Posted by The Enormously Large Black Guy on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 02:46:00 PST

Peace? Seriously?

Just now, a somber feeling of peace came over me... As I sit here and watch the replay of the closing ceremonies of the Beijing 2008 Summer Olympics, Im reminded of how small I am compared to the worl...
Posted by The Enormously Large Black Guy on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 01:03:00 PST

inspired. and here is an update... its been a minute.

Hello everybody! :) Its been a long time, and for that, I do apologize... lately, having a way to get connected has been difficult. just before I left for Florida, I fried my computer and cable modems...
Posted by The Enormously Large Black Guy on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:34:00 PST

I guess IM just going to have to accept the inevitable...

It appears, and I have accepted the sole fact, that I may end up single for the remainder of life... and Im cool with that for some reason. :shrugs: If it turns out to be true, oh well, if it doe...
Posted by The Enormously Large Black Guy on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:05:00 PST