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About Me

Jenn Corbitt.
Work at home mom extraordinaire.
Giddy drunk.
Outspoken.
Quirky.
Hot tempered.
Detests driving.
Thrives on motherhood.
Compulsively uploads VIDEOS .
Mommy to Dylan Corbitt Kiracofe (2/20/04), boy wonder.
Engaged to Ryan, with whom I share a beautiful child, and five crazy years.
I own a DVD authoring and production company, so pay me.
www.CapturedMomentsDVD.com
Loves
Dylan & Ryan.
Good friends.
Pictures.
Being pregnant.
Black eyeliner.
Music.
Drunken debates.
Time to myself.
Attachment parenting.
Dr. Sears.
Grand Marnier & Alize.
Chanel.
Chile rellenos.
The NuvaRing.
Hates
Beer.
Tanning beds & the morons that use them.
Procrastinating.
Morning breath.
Watching the Food Network.
Weed.
Awkward silences.
Baby formula.
"Dr." Ferber.
Child daycare.
The words 'ointment,' 'moist,' and 'panties.'
Ryan talking about 'bat wings.'
Religious zealots.
Misconceptions.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ectopic Pregnancy Awareness

Music:

Ani Difranco, Bob Dylan, Otis Redding, Al Green, E-Town Concrete, KRS-One, Talib Kweli, Tori Amos, Jack Off Jill, Billy Joel, Brodie, Janis Joplin, The Pixies, Shabba Ranks, Cat Stevens, Heart, Billie Holiday, Queen, Lady Saw, Led Zeppelin, Andre 3000, Journey, The Roots, Fleming and John, Johnny Cash, De La Soul, Kidney Thieves, Mos Def, Bob Marley, Kansas, Smashing Pumpkins, GraveDiggaz, A Tribe Called Quest, The Flaming Lips, 25 Ta Life, The Cure, Stone Temple Pilots, Erykah Badu, The Cranberries, Charlie Daniels Band, Hall & Oates, diehard Wu-Tang fan.

Movies:

SlingBlade, Labyrinth, Requiem For a Dream, Magnolia, Gummo, The Acid House, Julien Donkey Boy, Raising Arizona, Better Off Dead, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, Terms of Endearment, UHF, Office Space, Howard the Duck, One Crazy Summer, Revenge of the Nerds, Amelie, Teen Witch, Natural Born Killers, Boondock Saints, Leaving Las Vegas, Steel Magnolias, License To Drive, Coming To America, The Royal Tenenbaums, Donnie Darko, Killer Klowns From OuterSpace, Jacob's Ladder, It, As Good As It Gets, Best In Show, The Exorcist, Falling Down, Freaks, Splendor In The Grass, Crooklyn, For Keeps, cheesy horror flicks & 80s movies, David Attenborough documentaries, anything by John Waters, Christopher Guest, or Wes Anderson.

Television:

Lost, Nip/Tuck, Big Love, Sex & the City, Oz, Wife Swap, Intervention.

Books:

Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris, Laurie Notaro, Hubert Selby Jr., Stephen King, John Steinbeck, JD Salinger, Vladimir Nabokov.

Heroes:

Ani Difranco, Bob Dylan, Dr. Sears.

My Blog

Abortion Myths

"Pro-Choicers" tend to either believe that the unborn are not alive, or that the rights of the mother to control her body, outweigh the rights of the unborn not to be killed. They attempt to make abor...
Posted by my tits shoot milk. what's YOUR super power? on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:30:00 PST

Breastfeeding on Myspace

I don't know exactly where to start on this one. It's amazing that the image of a breast fulfilling its natural purpose is considered so inappropriate. It's disgusting...
Posted by my tits shoot milk. what's YOUR super power? on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:53:00 PST

February 20th, 2007

My sunshine is turning three tomorrow! Which means it had been three years since I gave birth to an almost two-foot tall newborn! Once you've done it, you'll know why I'm so proud of myself... ...
Posted by my tits shoot milk. what's YOUR super power? on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:30:00 PST

Car/Booster Seats

Big 'thanks' to Sallie for posting this. We don't own a Regent for Dylan, Ryan and I opted for Alpha Elite Apex seats for each of our cars, which can accomodate children up to 65lbs in a 5...
Posted by my tits shoot milk. what's YOUR super power? on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:17:00 PST

disgusting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_EKHK1C2IE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMWs_J6Bjzs those poor children. i'm amazed at the audacity. to think that it's healthy, nurturing and conduc...
Posted by my tits shoot milk. what's YOUR super power? on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:08:00 PST

attachment parenting

i've had three of you in the past week ask me what attachment parenting is. the philosophy behind AP is to create, and nurture a strong emotional bond with your child through response to a baby's natu...
Posted by my tits shoot milk. what's YOUR super power? on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 09:49:00 PST