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Tawny

Jesus-tittyfucking-Christ!

About Me


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My Interests

Fiona Apple, Janeane Garofolo, Angelina Jolie, Stormy, pastels, pens that flow, napkins that don't, cheap dives with character in company and service, live music that somebody else has already recommended so that I do not waste any precious beauty sleep, mmmmh sleep, torchy blues with edgy words, subtle brooding intensity (not mine...I don't have to try that hard), jet setting-if only...if only, tolerance of me (not necessarily vice versa), textures, colors vibrant, layered, house is have is work in progress is goal, stamina, lots of stamina, can you dish it, can you dish it good?

I'd like to meet:

Low key elitists, who possess chills senses of humor and eat shit with a smile but only for pieces of paper on alternating Fridays and yet still know how to Bitch about the Man whilst slave-slave-slaving for the joy of hedonistic consumption. If we haven't died of consumption in awhile, we will soon. I like folks with a certain amount of taint that know how to treat their own toxic waste and display the aftermath with all it's complex striations. Funny fucks get an all access pass, but remember you have to be fucking funny!

Music:

Love it!

Movies:

Dark dramedies with psychological undertones and well executed emotional or physical violence, foreign movies that make me cross my eyes and chew my lip. Dubbed acrobatic porn, that would be funny.

Television:

ugh.

Books:

Hmmmn...I go through spurts as I'm sure you do, nightly. But my bursts are more sporadic and usually require having my picture removed from the want ad bulletin at your local library. Or whatever trashy smut my sister throws at me in a state of desperate boredom that will keep my hands busy and my mind elsewhere.

Heroes:

What deep seated illusions we maintain. No one is so infallible as to warrant an emotional pedestal, except me. And I'm not infallible but I require a pedestal anyhow. You have to know me to understand. Don't scoff, I said don't scoff!

My Blog

oDE 2 pAPI0!

In honor of this grapely gift i will type one handed so that i may commune with my beverage whilst consuming it's sweet tannens.  by tannens i mean something else entirely for i had originally in...
Posted by Tawny on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 06:26:00 PST

Pulpit

     I was standing behind the cash register picking my nose, minding my own, attending to the needs of the confused or misguided as the case may be when a woman of middle age, mid...
Posted by Tawny on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:29:00 PST

Subject

I feel like I should write some sort of update to myself here.  My ideal reality involves a lot of stimuli in which I'm working hard, making merry, learning at least three new and varied things a...
Posted by Tawny on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:59:00 PST

April Fools...just kidding, I'm NOT fooling ya!

So my April Fools present consisted of being freakishly woken up by a man-sized lava boulder shifting loose from the 100 foot bluff behind my house and crashing into my sisters vacated room next door ...
Posted by Tawny on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 03:36:00 PST

Queer...heheheh

"No artist is pleased. There is no satisfaction whatever at any time. There is only a queer, divine dissatisfaction, a blessed unrest that keeps us marching and makes us more alive than others." Okay ...
Posted by Tawny on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:04:00 PST

Precision vs. Expression

Ish: a suffix that can be attached to many nouns to imply that there is a trace of meaning from the original word to be used to describe what you are seeing or, more aptly in this case, hearing. ...
Posted by Tawny on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 02:25:00 PST

Yes!

I think I finished the rough job of the melody and I'm trying to sing the shit out of it right now so that I can remember it.  I came up with the next line when I woke up at 4a.m. and sang myself...
Posted by Tawny on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:01:00 PST

Nunununununununununununnununu, spiderman!

touch my can, with your hand, spiderman! nunununununununununununununuunu.   Your results:You are Green LanternGreen Lantern 75%Catwoman 75%Spider-Man 70%Iron Man 65%Superman 50%Supergirl 40%Wonde...
Posted by Tawny on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 10:20:00 PST

I don't know about you but...

  Undemocratic Republic Calling our form of government a democratic republic does not make it so. We are what we do. By now it should be abundantly clear that most Americans are incapable of reco...
Posted by Tawny on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 06:17:00 PST

Tagged?!! merde.

6 Weird facts/things/habits about me huh?  Well let's see... Disclaimers:  I'm not going to proliferate this shit on the same principle that made me quit telemarketing that one week, on that...
Posted by Tawny on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:20:00 PST