Patty

I am 19 years old. I am a vegetarian. I love bunnies. My hamster's name is Grandma Elley and the Magic Toaster Ovens. My birthday is March 29th, but you don't have to wait until then to give me lots of presents! When I see a spider or snake I make a squealing sound out of fear. Alissa Noyes is pretty:) I didn't shower today and I don't care. I want to teach small children when I get out of college. I love to play The Sims 2. My boyfriend has dressed up like a girl on many occasions. My brother just tripped over a ferret. I have played viola since the 3rd grade. I attended Corning Community College. It wasn't fun. I am now going to SUNY Potsdam. Nick Delaney has blocky feet. It makes me giggle. Eileen Collins called me Peggy. My last name is Southard and often mispronounced 'Southerland,' Stop it. I like music. I have asked many of my female friends to go to Vegas with me to get hitched by Elvis. They have all accepted but the tricky part is getting to Vegas. I hate the cold and snow, it makes me very sad. I am going to college where it is very cold and snows. I can burp really loud and do it often. I am very scared of needles. I am suppose to wear glasses when I drive...I don't:) My cat has one green eye, one blue eye, and no tail. When I was little, people would call me Patty Mayonaise from Doug and I didn't like it. My cousin, Jessica, means the world to me. I wish I could see her more often. In high school I was in a string quintet named Chamfered Grouchy Velvet. Needless to say, we rocked. I don't believe in war. Killing solves nothing. I saw a chipmunk on campus the other day and giggled. It scurried under the sidewalk. My mother often tells me I am odd. I disagree with her. I like to buy underwear when I am in a bad mood. College makes people go far away and I think it is stupid. Boo, college. I have viola related injuries. Do not mock me. I could live off of potatoes and mac and cheese. Sidewalk chalk is lots of fun. I wish I had money to buy gas. My father has a huge alien in the back seat of his car that he talks to. It does not amuse me. My boyfriend is growing a beard. Disney movies are fun. I usually lose at board games. I am not that interesting of a person so I am not sure why I rambled on this long.